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CALLING ALL NAATIONS IM UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT 3 NATIONS ARE GOING TO DECLARE WAR ON ME SO I NEED ALLIES IF U WOULD LIKE TO HELP ME THEN JION MY REGOIN CALLED The Region of Rohirrum and ill tell u more if u dont want to join but are interested in helping me send me a telegram my nation is also called Rohirrum but is the armed republic of Rohirrum
Regard chris from Rohirrum

Ps
PLEASE HELP ME BEFORE ITS TO LATE

umm...no. maybe, if you didnt put caps lock on, and you actually sounded...well...not like a n00b, then i would help you.

Never name a region after a nation and expect people to join.

no. I have more important things to do. Besides, if you didn't want to be attacked, you shouldn't have been playing with them

Seven sixteenths of one inch:

http://maddox.xmission.com/keyboard4.jpg

That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot.

im sorry, i didnt quite catch that first post. You see, most people here speak a mostly unused little language called english.

what are the names of the counties attacking you.

PS.is this another, oh wow, im a schoolkid, Look at me, oh no(mock horror) my schoolboy chums have turned against me, what shall i do. if it is, i have some reassurance: if thier like you, they wont have an army. Anyway, even if they declare war, nobody will pay any attention.

F U C K U ALL SO WOT IF I TYPE IN CAPITALS DOES IT MATTER.I DONT NEED U SO ONCE AGAIN I REPEAT F U C K U ALL

F U C K U ALL SO WOT IF I TYPE IN CAPITALS DOES IT MATTER.I DONT NEED U SO ONCE AGAIN I REPEAT F U C K U ALL

:roll: what an incredibly good public speaker rorirum is :roll:

swearing in that manner will not make the mods happy

I know the burden of pressing shift to capitalize is a great one, but c'mon you can do better than that. I used to type in caps like yours, but then I decided that I didn't want a job mixing concrete.

i agree:lol:

i agree:lol:

F U C K U ALL SO WOT IF I TYPE IN CAPITALS DOES IT MATTER.I DONT NEED U SO ONCE AGAIN I REPEAT F U C K U ALL

:roll:

a little free advice: dont become a public speaker.

if you persist in being an annoying little midget, i will, shall we say, take steps.

Why don't you ask Harry Potter to help you? He might pull out his wand and blast your enemies to steaming bits...

u all r just a bunch of lowlife scum and just because im a midget doesnt mean im not important u r sick in the head , imean who in there right mind would make fun of me because i have a height problem yeah thats right i am a midget i am smaller than every one else but thats not my fault i was born a midget. u have insulted me so now just leave me alone u sick minded jokers.wots wrong with my condition any way huh?

I know the burden of pressing shift to capitalize is a great one, but c'mon you can do better than that. I used to type in caps like yours, but then I decided that I didn't want a job mixing concrete.


Wow, lets just rip people off....word by word! At least let people know where you got your little saying...if they like it they will want to go to the site which you stole it from. Its only nice to let everyone know what a great site you got it from.

Ok, Rohirrum, I don't think you're in any posistion to be critizing other people. First you ask for our help, then you insult us... thats a great way to gain friends. And just remember, just because 3 nations are about to attack, doesnt mean that it can never be 4....

//signed//
Deami Silvertooth
Grand Shaper of Xrobb

u all r just a bunch of lowlife scum and just because im a midget doesnt mean im not important u r sick in the head , imean who in there right mind would make fun of me because i have a height problem yeah thats right i am a midget i am smaller than every one else but thats not my fault i was born a midget. u have insulted me so now just leave me alone u sick minded jokers.wots wrong with my condition any way huh?

ok... no one ever said anything about your height...

I know the burden of pressing shift to capitalize is a great one, but c'mon you can do better than that. I used to type in caps like yours, but then I decided that I didn't want a job mixing concrete.


Wow, lets just rip people off....word by word! At least let people know where you got your little saying...if they like it they will want to go to the site which you stole it from. Its only nice to let everyone know what a great site you got it from.

Whoops! Thanks for pointing that one out! I thought I put the website down. Ah well. Here it is, apologies.

www.maddox.xmission.com

hung-hang or wotever his name is insulted my size its not my fault i have a condition

First you ask for our help, but then attak everyone who makes any comment you don't like and take everything so personally! It's no wonder people are declaring war on you, you have a serious attitude problem mate.

first of all i aint your mte and i was just lying to piss every one off there is no war and you all fell for it muhahahahahahaha

u stupid
me great

so u can all just getlost and get back to your boring lowlife scumbag lifes
ok so once again i fooled u muhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well your typing skills are proved useless once more, which is why I called you mate not mte, but by the sounds of things you don't actually have any mates which is probably why you can't spell such a simple word. Me stupid, I don't think so, I even know everyone should be one word and not two.

Seems like you want to have war with us Rohirrum so you better stop making fun of us :evil: . Don't even try having war with me, I have a 2,000,000 man military.

Rohirrum, there is an ancient Hyrcanian saying which states:

"Tis better to keep you stupid mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to speak and have the thoughts confirmed"

Translation in Modern English:

"Keep that hole in your face shut, or there will be a number of nations ready to shut it for you"

The Nation of Rohirrum



Mr Rohirrum, I hereby declare on behalf of everyone here
You are a fool.

As a bi-product of you'r foolishness you have forced the comitee to make comment on you,
Please, just go home-go on just leave, I think it's for the best don't you?Bye

Yours,
The Comitee of Pablicosta,
Greater Pablicosta City,
Pablicosta,
Lancre.

first of all i aint your mte and i was just lying to piss every one off there is no war and you all fell for it muhahahahahahaha

u stupid
me great

so u can all just getlost and get back to your boring lowlife scumbag lifes
ok so once again i fooled u muhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, I don't speak idiot. Anyone able to translate this?

Seems like you want to have war with us Rohirrum so you better stop making fun of us :evil: . Don't even try having war with me, I have a 2,000,000 man military.

erm.....isn't 2 million a bit much for a nation your size?

first of all i aint your mte and i was just lying to piss every one off there is no war and you all fell for it muhahahahahahaha

u stupid
me great

so u can all just getlost and get back to your boring lowlife scumbag lifes
ok so once again i fooled u muhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, I don't speak idiot. Anyone able to translate this?

He may be trying to say 'Excuse me, but I'd like to rent a llama. How many pesos?', but my idiot is a bit off.

Seems like you want to have war with us Rohirrum so you better stop making fun of us :evil: . Don't even try having war with me, I have a 2,000,000 man military.

Yeah i bet u do.

I think you'll find the Hung-Hang was generally insulting you, its not his fault its true now is it?
Personally I don't give a damn about your height I just think you're an irritating little (generally, not literally) bugger (literally)

first of all i aint your mte and i was just lying to piss every one off there is no war and you all fell for it muhahahahahahaha

u stupid
me great

so u can all just getlost and get back to your boring lowlife scumbag lifes
ok so once again i fooled u muhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, I don't speak idiot. Anyone able to translate this?

I believe a direct translation is

"Im a waste of BandWidth, please find a Moderator to delete me."

Whoops, was actually looking at a post from yesterday, I really should read the dates on these posts but i tend to ignore them 'cos the time's wrong, it's 5.05pm dammit!

I'm sorry, I don't speak idiot. Anyone able to translate this?

I can give it a go;

first of all i aint your mte
I think This is meant to say;
First of all, I am not your mate
and i was just lying to piss every one off there is no war and you all fell for it
Here I have concluded that Rohirrum intended to say;
and I was just lying to anger you all. There is no war, and you were fooled[/quote]

muhahahahahahaha
This section of language defies all known grammer and language, so the closest translation we could find was;
"mooooooooooooooooooooooo"

u stupid
me great
Herer we see a case of the easily curable disease, backwardsitis. This causes the patient to say things in a "muddled up order". Our diagnosis has proven that the intended phrase was infact;
Me Stupid,
u Great.
This can be roughly translated to;
I am Stupid,
You are Great.

so u can all just getlost and get back to your boring lowlife scumbag lifes
Here we can observe common gramatical errors, easily cured if you actually look at the keyboard and earn how to use it. Our translation into adult speak is ;
So You can all just get lost and go back to your boring low-life scum-bag lifes.
This exert also shows that the author is in clear denial, he beleives that others really are so board that they feel obligated to take offence.
ok so once again i fooled u muhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]
Finally we see a mild improvement, so our translation is;
O.K, so once again I fooled You, mooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our final diagnosis is that this patient is suffereing from sever
[b]N00Bosis, this can be cured by taking several planks of wood and beating the patient into an unconscious state, in which he will remain untill maturity kicks in.

Planks anyone?

*Claps hands*

BRAVO!

*Claps hands*

BRAVO!

*grabs plank of wood*

Me first!

if there is no war to piss off every body may B i should make it so there is a war unless u want my 3 countries Silent Lunch, Socccer balls, and Losing Losers to teach not to piss off people especially if u have nations that have greater power than u. i suggest for your own good to keep your mouth shut.

Message really: stand down or be crushed into dust
thank you for your time of reading this message

What an a$$hat.

So, I see we have trolls here also. What a shock. This shows why there should be a year round, seven day a week school year.

More flame baiting i see

*Raises eyebrow*

really i am a nice guy i just get pissed off when people piss off other people

:|

i don't attack people unless they do something wrong and Rohirrum
did something really wrong

Other than irritating everyone??

If they do that just let the mods hanndle it ..

PLEASE HELP ME BEFORE ITS TO LATE



I DONT NEED U SO ONCE AGAIN I REPEAT F U C K U ALL


hmmmm.

He has a serious anger problem..

He needs some sort of physcological help.
Personally I suggest wearing a straight jacket and being locked in a nice, safe padded room.
Oh and I'm sure lots of medicinal drugs wouldn't go amiss either!

:lol:

for those who comented on my military I would like you to know I'm downsizing it and that number includes reserves

*grabs plank of wood*

Me first!

*also grabs wood*
mooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I've had it with this country. Better be done with it before it expands.
~General de Kaste

*fires ungodly amount of n00ks at the n00b*

*watches result*
http://www.serendipity.li/more/nuke1.jpg

Okay, I've had it with this country. Better be done with it before it expands.
~General de Kaste

*fires ungodly amount of n00ks at the n00b*

*watches result*
http://www.serendipity.li/more/nuke1.jpg

damn you, you took my pic.
oh well:
http://www.strategic-air-command.com/weapons/images/nuke-home-blast.jpg
mooooooo!!!!!!!!! burn baby, burn!!!!!!!!!

Seven sixteenths of one inch:

http://maddox.xmission.com/keyboard4.jpg

That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot.

wow, didn't even hafta touch your keyboard did ya? just highlight, right click>copy then right click>paste.... sad

*drops wood in disappointment*

But I was gonna have some fun.

:shock: This exploded! ...

Oh well at least it was pretty!
:roll: look at it go!!!

:| Well let them learn when the moid comes in hear and delites all of them for Flameing.

I officially say, "I had nothing to do with this."

:| Well let them learn when the moid comes in hear and delites all of them for Flameing.

deleated? You must know that blowing up n00bs is an NS tradition.

F U C K U ALL SO WOT IF I TYPE IN CAPITALS DOES IT MATTER.I DONT NEED U SO ONCE AGAIN I REPEAT F U C K U ALL

Thats very mature, if I were so lowly as to declare war for OOC reasons you would have been blasted into a laterine hole.

F U C K U ALL SO WOT IF I TYPE IN CAPITALS DOES IT MATTER.I DONT NEED U SO ONCE AGAIN I REPEAT F U C K U ALL

Thats very mature, if I were so lowly as to declare war for OOC reasons you would have been blasted into a laterine hole.

he IS a hole. Well, he is now at least

hung-hang or wotever his name is insulted my size its not my fault i have a condition

Midgit is a term used by RPers as a synonym for munchkin. In RP terms, they are people with no skill in role playing, are incredibly immature, and tend to be powergamers. They chose munchkin as it refers to the fact that most of them are short and young, it has nothing to do with achondioplasia.

hehe lol :lol: :shock:

To tell you the truth I was indeed swayed by his powers of persuasion, not necessarily in his direction though.

I thought the munchkins were what worked for Willy Wonka, no wait thats Ompa lumpas.

Oompa Loompas man! Oompa Loompas!

And soon they'll be in the cinemas once more!!

You guys are funny..

Rohirrum if ur so insulted y do u keep coming back on
:shock: :x

Dudes! The munchkins are the little people in The Wizard of Oz! I should know, I once had to play the part of Oz! Mullet men

Oh right, thats who the munchkin were in the movie, they didn't sing catchy tunes like Oompa Loompas though..

(Oompa Loompa Loompity doo! I've got a riddle just for you! Oompa Loompa Loompaty Dee! If you are wise you'll listen to me!)

:| Well let them learn when the moid comes in hear and delites all of them for Flameing.

deleated? You must know that blowing up n00bs is an NS tradition.

OOC: Yup. Atlantian Outcasts is right. And perfectly legit too... I do respectfully request that the starter of this thread adds an tag
Btw, congrats on your 5000th post. :wink:


Blowing up the crater that was once the n00b, just to be sure
[img]http://myinstantdeath.tripod.com/nuke.jpg

Didn't the munchkins have a liitle song?

*sings*

Joy to the world the witch is dead......

I did say "catchy" if you couldn't remember it the song doesn't belong to the "catchy" class of songs.

And its something like: Ding Dong the witch is dead(The witch is dead) over and over. If only dorothy had an RV that couldn't have finished them off too. The only cool characters in the movie were the evil sentient apple trees.

The very fact that you could remember it makes it catchy i think.
I prefer Charie and the Chocolate factory to be honest, mmm chocolate!

Hmmm, I appear to have killed the conversation. Thats always good fun.

*bursts into song*

"Swing low sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home....."

Sorry, couldn't help myself! :D

:| Well let them learn when the moid comes in hear and delites all of them for Flameing.

deleated? You must know that blowing up n00bs is an NS tradition.

OOC: Yup. Atlantian Outcasts is right. And perfectly legit too... I do respectfully request that the starter of this thread adds an [IMG] tag
Btw, congrats on your 5000th post. :wink:

thank you :D

Enough already!