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It was just recently discovered that the mines below Gravekeepers hold a spectacular and unique mineral. Our best geologists, physicists, mathematicians, and theologians have studied the unique properties of this mineral down to the very simplest of details, and have found it has some fantastic functions. We’ve named this miraculous mineral Graverock and have begun to market products that use this stunning stone.

All who are interested in purchasing the following Graverock based products please reply.

-Engine coolant
-More economically safe refrigerant
-Paper flavored ice-cream
-Wireless optical hand-cooling mouse
-Odor absorbing shoes
-Industrial strength vacuums
-Cat litter
-Dog food
-Mini air-conditioner
-Pencil sharpener
-CDless CD burner
-Inaccurate mood ring
-Microphone speakers
-Personal drink cooler
-Black light poster

All items utilize the magnificence of Graverock and are really cheep. Buy now while the introductory prices last!

::In the Hence Palace, Holy Emperor Corran and his advisors see the news of the discovery::

Corran: Woah! Paper flavored ice cream! That stuff'll sell like hotcakes!

Advisor Luna: Umm... have you ever eaten paper your Henceness?

Corran: Yeah, I used to eat it all the time in grade school...

oh come one. I like that is is both cat litter and dog food. classic!

How much are the inaccurate mood rings? Can we get a discount if we buy them by the ton? Can we pay with beer?

Hooray for chemically absurd ideas! Too bad we are ignoring your new mineral as even if its a joke its still a waste of time, and would probably smell bad

oh come one. I like that is is both cat litter and dog food. classic!I personally like how it can be used for both engine coolant and ice cream myself. It's like you're HANDING me a slander campaign... :wink: