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In view of the upcoming winter holidays DGNT is thorwing a multi-religion party for any who want to come. Naturaly, you are not required to celebrate any particular holiday at this time if you dont want to.
Anyway, if you dont celebrate Christmas your god can contact us and have a seat reserved.
You are invited to bring your own food for the dinner as well, DGNT is rather poor in meats, unless you like Horribly Mutated Thing, which I personaly think is rather fidley and bad tasting, but some people like it. Anyway, DGNT lacks much meat except for fish and some crustations, so most courses will consist of plant-based meals, such as baked cacti, fried potatoes.
The drink list is quite extensive, including many of the more popular sodas, fruit drinks and many, many types of coffee. The wines include G'oaway Reserve, est. 20yrs, Psuedopolis Red, est. 12 yrs and Nowhere Vinyards, est. 38 yrs.
A number of other drinks are avalible, and as with the foods delegates are encouraged to bring drinks from their home country.

Entertainment will include performances by the G'oaway symphony orchestra, airshows and countermarching by the military, and fireworks. Again, delegates may arrange displays from their own country.

Housing will be arranged free of charge in D'ontgonearthe Castle. Siteseeing tours and pamphlets can be arranged or delivered per request.

Come one and all, cheer and good fellowship amoung man!

OOC:
Wheeeee! Free presents! AND FOOD!

...

Although the Consul Supreme cannot personally attend, his wife and children have expressed interest; please reserve three rooms at the D'ontgonearthe Castle.

Right, any particular special arrangements? If not then three of the East wing rooms have been reserved.
Thank you for coming.

BlackHalo's Emperor Ryuko Desch Would like to attend this "party". He will be escorted by 2 Elite Warriors armed with Meleth Spears (Made from regular wood and steel, but enchanted with Magic). He would like 1 room in your castle. He will enjoy this meeting with "humans".

President Lunsford would like to attend the party. I will bring the famous Feast of Chili, a great and mighty food of our country.

And I'll bring foofy looloo drinks, too.

Also, The Nation of BlackHalo will send 10 of its best Spellcasters to perform Magic for the entertainment of your guests. They will need 10
"plastic dummies" to perform some of their magic attacks on. We are also wondering if we could Make a parade. Tell us if we are allowed.

Thank you both for coming, rooms have been reserved.
Black Halo, the warriors are welcome, but they must regretfully check their spears at the entrance to the castle.

ok.... They will just watch over him.....

If we can hold a parade, we would like to have a parade with 8 knights (mounted on Dark Lodes, which are tame like lion things) 4 Raiders (mounted on Peacefull, tamed Dragons) and 20 Foot Soldiers. These will all be unarmed, and will be carrying the flag of BlackHalo. We hope this entertains all your guests.

This is perfect, we will fit you in as the second event, after the dinner and orchestra performance.

We have tried to provide open time for socialization and tourism amoung the delegates, if this does not suite you, the castle is provided with ample entertainment, including a swimming pool, hot tub, sauna, workout room, arcade (free games!), movie theatre (currently playing...well, on request, if you request it we will get it. Most of the current stock is WWII war movies, Patton, anybody?), and an excelent view of the city from the library which stocks a huge collection of books, as well as a billiards/pool room.

The event totals three days in length.

Schedual of events (Breakfast and lunch are provided in your room, or in one of G'oaways many resturaunts):
Day 1:
Dinner/G'oaway Orchestra
Black Halo parade
DGNT Military Parade/Airshow
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Day 2:
Dinner with BH spellcasters
Off planet trip to DSH-16 for space forces show
1st Aerocraft Elite Combat Wing airshow
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Day 3:
Dinner on DSH-16 with alernating views of space wargames by assorted fleets
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DGNT Fireworks
Giftgiving

---=Avalible slot.

This schedule is fine for us. Ryuko will be glad to check out everything you have to offer at the castle. He will be very excited to go into space, our people have not even considered the concept of space. His bodyguards will follow him around for the most part, but they are allowed to go off on their own.

Delegates are welcome to come whenever they want, the events will begin once the slots are all full or when Mr 47 gets impatient.

Our 1st Aerocraft Elite Combat Wing wish to fly at the airshow. Comprised of 12 highly trained pilots that served in the TFU Conflict, they are able to push there airplane, the F-36 Flanker II to it's absolute limits. the presidents family will be coming, so i will reserve 3 rooms, and the president nation will bring his wife's homemade Cinammon Pancakes, as well as 2 crates of 96 cans each of Super7UP Soda.

The Five Civilized Nations will dispatch several high-ranking dignitaries for this Christmas affair. Please reserve several rooms...

Thank you for coming FCN and Esryia, rooms have been reserved.
As a member of the GDA FCN also gets a free bag of assorted christmas snacks. CANDY CANES!

CANDY CANES!?! :shock: Yummy!!! We'll bring a lot of presents, especially for GDA members, so prepare the TREE and make it very big :wink: !!!

The tree is a 58' Grand, it has enough space under it for...lots of presents :)
*A Justice class destroyer is parked over the tree, it has a bow about the size of an apartment building on it*
Just for you FCN, its been modified as a sort of RV for space. It even has a camp grill.

My present is much bigger... Something that will dwarf everything... Hope the tree is big enough, which I seriously doubt, considering the thing is more than 17.5 kilometers long...

A 17.5 mile long candy cane? Damn! That'll feed some starving children this holiday! 8) :lol: 8)

Oh, we will be bringing our hit movie "Lost at Sea". its an Action-Adventure movie, and its rated PG-13.

Edit: i will also be bringing varous types of sandwiches and i will be bringing lemon tea cookies.

I am afraid that this year our leaders will be spending time in the Austar Union. We are planning a fire-work spectacular

Mr 47 has annoucned that he has grown impatient and that delegates may arrive whenever it is convienient.

A small énterage of vehicles pull up to the castle. The "convoy" consists of 1 black limousine, followed by 5 large black vans and a huge 18 wheel truck, all in black.
The vehicles pulled up to where Mr 47 waited and stopped. from the lead car, the limousine, stepped the driver. He was dressed in a long black jacket which ran right down to his feet, his feet sank into the fresh snow as he walked down the limousine and opened the door.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, President of Pablicosta, Tom Hardy"
Out-came a tall man with a white suit on, he looked very festive in white.
"Hi, I'm Tom Hardy, but just call me Tom. Now, before we go inside, I thought I'd show you my pressents? Good. Right"
He pointed to the vans and made a hand gesture for them to get out. Two men stepped from each black van, each dressed in similar suits to the President, but they quickly moved to the back of the vans, opened the doors and removed a crate each. Then they ferried the crates to Tom, and lined up waiting to show Mr 47 what they had.
"Now, in this first van" Said Tom"We have a great thing! Meat. Lots of it too. I mean, lets take a look, we got steak in here, that looks like duck-they do some really nice duck back home, ermm what else, a couple of turkeys, obviously-big oens too, and just other meat."
The second man approached Tom and he began looking into the crate,
"Ah ah, I thought Rebecca told you not to let me take any booze Geremy? Ha, good lad. Plenty of alchohol in here, hey Geremy, is there any stuff from Che Vinyardé Diviné? Yes, thank God! That stuff is the best champagne you will ever taste my good man. Now, what else in here? Plenty of beer, and a fair bit of lager too, Klinsmand, best lager I have tasted in a lot of years. Whats in the rest of the vans?
A man steps forward and speaks to the President,
"Well Tom, we've got a lot, I know the back trucl is filled with fireworks, and the third is snacks and titbits, but the fourth, Dont know.I think Harry said we had some surorises"
"Well lets leave it a surprise eh? Now, in the big truck, I know what we have, not completely thick y'know, Ha. In there we have Pablicosta's biggets selling band, GreenT, I thought they could play a slot later on? Anyway, we have more gifts later, but thats for when people arrive. Now, when will the rest get here?"

Mr 47 rubs his head briefly, then says.
"Well, I'm Mr 47, president of the DGNT Empire. I dont usualy eat much in the way of meat, but im sure I can get in a few bites. Turkey sounds great, by the way. We have plenty of alchahol already, but" He nudges Geremy with his elbow "Can always use some more, eh? Fireworks are great, we can stick 'em in with our own show. As to the band, we'll put them up with the dinner in space, music, dinner, and a space battle, eh?"
A brief glance back at the guards at the door.
"You two, show the President to his suite. As to when the other guests will arrive, I have no idea. Hopefully sometime in the next three days."

Grand Cheif Ryuko will be coming shortley. He will be arriving on a Dark Lowe (a dragon). He will bring with him gifts from our country, 4 leather hides filled to the brim with gitfs and such for the parties. One of the hides is filled with barrels of meat, like our very delicious Feir (It's a white bird with legs, like a mammal bird.....) and some Bahl Venison (it is related to the deer). Another Hide is filled with rare plants from our homeland to make wonderful tasting salads (We depend mostely on plantfood). The third Hide is filled with Yalgal (It's our currency, its like gold...), and the fourth is filled with everyones gifts, and will remain secret until opened.

In view of the upcoming winter holidays DGNT is thorwing a multi-religion party for any who want to come. Naturaly, you are not required to celebrate any particular holiday at this time if you dont want to.
Anyway, if you dont celebrate Christmas your god can contact us and have a seat reserved.
You are invited to bring your own food for the dinner as well, DGNT is rather poor in meats, unless you like Horribly Mutated Thing, which I personaly think is rather fidley and bad tasting, but some people like it. Anyway, DGNT lacks much meat except for fish and some crustations, so most courses will consist of plant-based meals, such as baked cacti, fried potatoes.
The drink list is quite extensive, including many of the more popular sodas, fruit drinks and many, many types of coffee. The wines include G'oaway Reserve, est. 20yrs, Psuedopolis Red, est. 12 yrs and Nowhere Vinyards, est. 38 yrs.
A number of other drinks are avalible, and as with the foods delegates are encouraged to bring drinks from their home country.

Entertainment will include performances by the G'oaway symphony orchestra, airshows and countermarching by the military, and fireworks. Again, delegates may arrange displays from their own country.

Housing will be arranged free of charge in D'ontgonearthe Castle. Siteseeing tours and pamphlets can be arranged or delivered per request.

Come one and all, cheer and good fellowship amoung man!

OOC:
Wheeeee! Free presents! AND FOOD!

I have already been planning an event like this for almost a month. My party starts on the 24th, ends on the 26th, and the sign up thread has been around for a while.

The Chief of State of The Republic of Kalijek also expresses interest in attending the event and inquires as to the availability of remaining rooms. If available, please reserve six rooms for the Chief of State and her staff.

The Lady of the Light from Yettesip has requested 2 rooms ~ 1 for herself and her helpers
and the other for her bodyguards.

We will bring yuntasina and bubbly sadorna

The Lady of the Light from Yettesip has requested 2 rooms ~ 1 for herself and her helpers
and the other for her bodyguards.

We will bring yuntasina and bubbly sadorna

The Lady of the Light from Yettesip has requested 2 rooms ~ 1 for herself and her helpers
and the other for her bodyguards.

We will bring yuntasina and bubbly sadorna

If there is any rooms are left~ My Lady of the Light has requested 2 rooms.

<SNIP>!

I have already been planning an event like this for almost a month. My party starts on the 24th, ends on the 26th, and the sign up thread has been around for a while.
Really? I'll make sure to advertise in it and not contribute to it in any way.

Rooms have been arranged for the two new countries wishing to attend.

OOC: The events start tommorow, be there or be square.

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If at all possible, the Ministry of Foregin Relations of Mind Star would like to send delegates (as well as a troup of belly-dancers) to this joyous christmas celebration.

((I have no idea how to connect belly dancers to christmas....but there never really is explaining any actions of a nomadic nation, now is there))

Arrangments have been made.

Oh yeah, DGNT, I managed to abduct Santa Clause from the North Pole and replaced him with a robot... :twisted: We now have someone to give the presents out...

Memo: To DGNT
From: Luna Althena, Personal Advisor to the Holy Emperor

The Holy Empire of Henceland Omega wishes to reserve a room for Personal Advisor Luna Althena and Space Advisor Rom Tism. We look forward to attending!

-Luna Althena, Personal Advisor
-Holy Emperor Elwood Zev Corran
The Holy Empire of Henceland Omega

OOC:
Ok, my super-informative parents have just now told me that I am going to leave for Christmas, and that once I get back I will be 'voluntiering' at some damn state park. RP delayed, will start the 27th. Sorry :P
Feel free to RP amounst yourselves, walk around the castle, tour, kill each other. That sorta thing. :wink:

Ryuko burst through the clouds, riding his Dark Lowe. It soared through the air, the wind so strong he had to hold on with all his strength. But, since he was a Dark Lord, he didnt really have to hold on.... Being a powerful deamon that is........ He had written a letter before, not telling DGNT's Home defense anti air division not to shoot him out of the sky. He now saw DGNT's castle and kicked the Lowe. It stopped and then plummeted to the ground, but at the last second, it pulled up and landed on the soft grass. 4 of DGNT's men came over to him and looked through the bags. "No peeking, you'll have to wait" he told the one with the last bag. They took the bags to the storage room, and Ryuko decided to go around the castle. He walked around, whistling "Hey Jude" (a VERY popular song on BlackHalo, you dont know how EVERYONE LOVES ITTT!!!!!

A helicoptor lands, and 2 people get out. The first is a man with a continuous smirk on his face, and carrying something on his back but beneath his cloak. The second is a blue haired lady wearing a black uniform with a red cape and hat. The man strolls up to the DGNT guards.

Guards: Greetings, have you come for the party?

Man: Heh heh heh. Yeah, we've "come" for the party...

Woman: Rom! Behave yourself! We're representing Henceland Omega here and we don't want to give a bad first impression!

Rom: You mean like you did in Daistallia, Luna?

Luna: You know I didn't mean it that way!

Guard: Ok, well unfortunately the party has been postponed a bit. Make yourselves at home in the meantime.

Rom: Oh you better believe I am! Heheheh. Where's the good stuff?

Luna: ::sighs:: Why on earth did he decide to come anyway? ::Luna goes in to find a room while Rom walks around to see the people::

(O_o)

The president strolls arround the upper floor corridor peaking into each room as he walks. He holds a bottle of Premium berr in his right hand and a tube of rolos in the other.
At the other end of the corridor he spots a figure whistling a song he can remember form years ago.

"Hello?"
He calls down the hallway.
His calm voice echoes off the old stone walls towards the man, who is carrying a sack.

OOC:umm i just noticed something flawed.....
Ryuko can only speak deamonic and Gurre, so something is wrong here..... Maybe since hes a Dark Lord he can change his language, kinda like a translator?????? I'll go along with that...
IC: While whistling Hey Jude and walking through the corridors on the way to his room he stopped at a painting. On BlackHalo they had paintings, but they were simple, as they only used the dye from certain crushed plants. This painting that he was looking at had hundreds of colors, all in lines after another. It appeared to be a painting of a spectacle that he had seen once while visiting foreign lands. It was a painting of a beautiful rainbow filled with colors from oronge to green, from Black to yellow. Every color he had ever seen apperaed in this rainbow, and even a few extra.
He was marvelling at this painting when he heard something say "hello".
He turned and saw a man at a door in the wall, half in and half out.
In his right hand he was holdong a bottle, and in his left hand was behind the door, so Ryuko couldant see it. BBBADdddd Mistake...
Rykuo, being very suspicious of these people figured that the man was holding a weapon and was going to kill Ryuko. He figured, "i'll show him", and he jumped the man, knocking him to the floor then he got up and ran in the other direction, the direction of his room.

Unfortunately, the man was not making an attemp on his life, but simply holding hands with his wife, the First Lady of Stevenopolisburgton. That's right, he had knocked down President Lunsford, who had just gotten their and found his room. Lunsford groaned, then called for Ryuko.

"Wait!" Lunsford called. "I need to get to the kitchen! The cook is burning my Feast of Chili!"

Lunsford got up, brushing himself off. He walked down the hallway, hell-bent on saving his Chili!!!

::at the mention of the word "chili", Rom cnickers to himself and wanders in that direction::

Rom: I wonder who has it? Nothing against Luna's cooking, but man!

Lunsford bursts through the door of the kitchen and fights his way through a sea of cooks, busboys, and various miscreants. He cranes his neck to find his cook. He sees him, and yells to turn the burner down. Unfortunately, the action has risen to such a din nothing can be heard amongst the scrape of spatulas, the sizzle of steak, and the bubbling of boiling water.

"What?" yells back the cook.

"Turn the burner DOWN!!!"

"Grab and turn 'er round?"

"TURN THE BURNER DOWN!!!"

"Wear a happy frown?"

Lunsford pushes several odd looking people out of the way. "Watch out, imbeciles!" he snarls, shoving another person int a rather large pot out of water. He reaches for the knob to turn down the burner, but it's too late. The heat has risen to such a degree that a giant bubble forms and rises, popping with a profound 'SPLAKT' and sending chili everywhere. Lunsford wipes chili of his tuxedo, and says in a dark, ominous voice, "I said, turn the burner down."

The cook quivers as a dark, wet patch appears on the crotch of his pants.

Ryuko kept on running, even after the man he knocked down called after him. He ran all the way back to his room, which was one floor above him. He had asked the DGNT's men to make sure they didnt have a bed in his rom. Instead, he requested for a bed of leaves and twigs, the kind of bed he was used to sleeping on. He slpet there the rest of the day, and he awoke at 7:00 PM and he got back to exploring the castle. After looking around for a bit, he found the giant food court. At first he tried a little of everything, and then more of everything, and then a lot of everything. (Deamons have HUGE appetites....)

President Lunsford stormed down the hall, fuming about the Chili incident. The cook followed timidly, stammering and stuttering out half-words, but not saying anything. A huge glop of chili fell from the middle of Lunsford's forehead to the nice woven carpet. The cook slipped, feet flying out in front of him and falling flat on his back. Lunsford helped him up, only to change his mind and push him, sending the poor fellow sprawling again. Then, pausing, Lunsford stuck his finger into some of the glop covering his tuxedo jacket, wiped some of, pulled out a few threads, and tasted it.

"Well, it's not too bad. I guess you get to keep your job, Montague. But don't mess up like this again."

"Y-y-yes, s-s-sir. I promise not to ever ever ever ever ever ever ever let it happen again. On my life, I promise, sir."

"C'mon, it's Christmas. The Chili is saved. No major crisis. Clean yourself up, borrow one of my tuxes, and join the party."

"Oh, thank you sir!!! You are a very kind gentleman!"

The cook ran down the hallway to his quarters. Lunsford chuckled. "Poor sap. He's been under a lot of stress lately. He deserves a chance to relax. After all, it IS Christmas. I hope I wasn't too hard on him..."

High Preist Vala raises his staff starts chanting and slashes it downwards violently. A portal opens and he walks through followed by 20 giant chariots led by baby white dragons filled with chest and decrotive weaponry and armour. "Hmmmm where to go".

::Rom has a seat in a corridor and begins to polish his favorite shoulder mounted rocket launcher::

Rom: Heh heh. Luna'd have my hide if she saw I brought this with me...

::Meanwhile Luna is unpacking in her room::

Luna: I think it's time to mingle. I just hope Rom isn't getting himself in too much trouble... ::she pauses:: Hmm. Something smells like chili...

"Steve, have you been harrassing the help again?" asked the President's wife, Margo.

"Why would you think such a thing?"

"Because he borrowed one of your tuxes!"

"Your point?"

"The point is... what was my point?"

Sorry I was gone, I got virused, if anybody wants to go on with the RP, say so, otherwise...dont say so...

::Luna and Rom sit in their rooms for the night::

Rom: This party'd be so much kewler if there were more people around.

Luna: Well I admit I haven't found anyone yet myself, but let's wait until tomorrow at least...

Rom: Eh, sounds good.

OOC: OMGOMGOMG! SOMEBODY ACTUALY POSTED! AUGGGHHH!!!
*falls over in 'amazment*

Rom: Hmm... I'm getting bored. I need to stir up some trouble...

::He walks into an empty room and begins shifting his eyes back and forth::

Rom: What to do... Luna made me promise not to use any weapons unless I was about to be shot, so I can't do that... Wait! There's still that chili! Hehehehehe....

Ryuko wandered the long gray halls, looking for something fun. "I guess I'll go check up how they are taking care of my Dark Lode". He jumped out the 4th floor window, summoning wings for himself to fly to the ground. He plummeted straight down, and curved up at the last moment, loosing control and accidentaly hitting two DGNT guards. "Attack!" One yelled. "security!" The other screamed. Ryuko had another Panic attack and ran for it, Magically creating a Dark Wall 10 feet High and 10 feet wide while he vanished.