NationStates Jolt Archive


90% of nation Christian! Celebration begins!

Neo Earth
22-12-2003, 03:43
[news broadcast]

Jake: "Hello. I am Jake Navalino, and you are watching NNN, the Neonic News Network.

Todays top story is about the amount of Christians in Neo Earth. The Neonic Census was released today, and it showed that 90% of all people are Christian. Of that 90%, 89% of them belonged to the Neonic church.

Patriarch Paul Hope announced that today would be a holy day, stating that the Prophet Coran said "one day, Neo Earth will be christian, and a day of worship will be on the 90th of the goal".

Half an hour later, Emp. Ryo-Tan made today, December 21, a holiday, known as Jorkel, meaning major in high Gothic, day.

For NNN, I'm Jake."


[end broadcast]