NationStates Jolt Archive


Election of Nationstates Pope!

21-12-2003, 22:00
If you are interested in running for pope of Nationstates or promoting yourself, post here! Of course, not to be racist or whatnot, you must be Catholic to run... sorry all you protestants that got your hopes up.
Wandering Argonians
21-12-2003, 22:03
OOC: An interesting post from a nation with such a sinful name.
I also understand it's in refrence to that Iraqi bastard, unless you're a horrible speller. :lol:
Bijenkorf
21-12-2003, 22:05
bijenkorf wants to go for pope!
Coolet
22-12-2003, 02:19
Is there a chance I can assasinate the Pope?


-Primer of Coolet
Iuthia
22-12-2003, 02:23
OOC: An interesting post from a nation with such a sinful name.
I also understand it's in refrence to that Iraqi bastard, unless you're a horrible speller. :lol:

OOC: Wow... touchy arn't we? I bet your one of those nations that would have objected to my nation "Commujismm"...
22-12-2003, 02:23
Since when did anyone but the Synod elect the Pope? What credibility does this election have? None, I think we all agree.

Kes Mbandwe
Pope of Milantos...the most widely recognized Pope in the world
22-12-2003, 02:26
Since when did anyone but the Synod elect the Pope? What credibility does this election have? None, I think we all agree.

Kes Mbandwe
Pope of Milantos...the most widely recognized Pope in the world

Yeah. I agree.
Coolet
22-12-2003, 02:28
AGREE!
22-12-2003, 02:28
Only a True Pope sworn in the city of Avignon (after being chosen by the Council of Cardinals) would ever be accepted by the True Mezoprincapala Catholic Church. The Nationstates Pope (if elected) would never be accepted by our Church or the nation of Mezoprincapala.

~Pope Ali I
The True Mezoprincapala Catholic Church
22-12-2003, 02:30
I wouldn't want Sadaam Hussein holding any pope elections, or else he'll win with a 100% to 0% margin (a rigged vote). Besides, Sadaam is Muslim, not Catholic.
Tirah
22-12-2003, 02:34
Only a True Pope sworn in the city of Avignon (after being chosen by the Council of Cardinals) would ever be accepted by the True Mezoprincapala Catholic Church. The Nationstates Pope (if elected) would never be accepted by our Church or the nation of Mezoprincapala.

~Pope Ali I
The True Mezoprincapala Catholic Church

You I will only reconize as an antipope like the other 5, only the Pope in rome, you are not the Heir of Peter, the bishop of rome so you are not the pope.

~Cardinal Thrapes, Leading catholic Cleric in the colony of Tirah.
22-12-2003, 02:38
You I will only reconize as an antipope like the other 5, only the Pope in rome, you are not the Heir of Peter, the bishop of rome so you are not the pope.

~Cardinal Thrapes, Leading catholic Cleric in the colony of Tirah.

You mean the Rome that has no Pope? Ah.
Tirah
22-12-2003, 02:42
Pope Ali I belongs to an minor Heretical sect that belives an pope can only be chosen in Avignon so they do not reconize the true pope John Paul the II and elected their own as it follows almost all their members are Mezoprincapalans.

~Cardinal Thrapes, Leading catholic Cleric in the colony of Tirah.
22-12-2003, 03:05
John-Paul II is not the true Pope, for he was not chosen and sworn in the Holy City of Avignon but instead elected in the City of Sin, the City of the Whore of Babylon, Rome. Rome, what a name to invoke images of Pagan orgies and sin, Rome is the city that was declared to be by the First Council of Communion the city in Revelations to be Babylon and the home of the Antichrist in the end times.

We plan to send missionaries of our Church into other nations soon but for now we are refurbishing the former Roman Catholic Churches that existed in Mezoprincapala before the Roman Catholics left Mezoprincapala for parts unknown.


~Pope Ali I
The True Mezoprincapala Catholic Church
Tirah
22-12-2003, 03:26
Right and its no wonder the all the true catholics, be about as pleasent as living in a fanatically muslim state or an a place filled with die hard Mormans.

~Cardinal Thrapes, Leading catholic Cleric in the colony of Tirah
Tirah
22-12-2003, 03:29
OOC:And your still haven't even finished dealting with the invasion force yet of catholics yet.
Simpsons Springfield
22-12-2003, 03:29
I'd nominate Reverend Timothy Lovejoy, but he is not Catholic.

Ned Flanders
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22-12-2003, 03:34
John-Paul II is not the true Pope, for he was not chosen and sworn in the Holy City of Avignon but instead elected in the City of Sin, the City of the Whore of Babylon, Rome. Rome, what a name to invoke images of Pagan orgies and sin, Rome is the city that was declared to be by the First Council of Communion the city in Revelations to be Babylon and the home of the Antichrist in the end times.

We plan to send missionaries of our Church into other nations soon but for now we are refurbishing the former Roman Catholic Churches that existed in Mezoprincapala before the Roman Catholics left Mezoprincapala for parts unknown.


~Pope Ali I
The True Mezoprincapala Catholic Church

Okay, Mister Chick Publications. I assume you listen to their flawed theology.
22-12-2003, 03:36
I nominate Reverend Timothy Lovejoy.

Ned Flanders
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I'm sorry, but Reverend Lovejoy is protestent. Do you even watch the Simpsons?
Simpsons Springfield
22-12-2003, 03:40
<OOC: D'oh! *slaps self* Forgot. This rarely happens that I make a mistake concerning the show, I'm a die hard fan.>
Light and Order
22-12-2003, 03:46
You tits obviously if any of you have read any canonical law the Pope is elected by a College of Cardinals. I suggest every major Catholic nation pony up 1-2 cardinals and everyone nominate a total of 5 popes. Then we vote it out...duh!
22-12-2003, 04:04
I aggree with the fact that a Pope should be nominated by a Counsil of Cardinal, but we will have the same problem, tryng to choose Cardinal for elect our Pope. Without a good organisation and structuration, it's gonna be a real mess and we still won't have any Pope to protect our souls.

Secondly, it could be interesting to know what is a big nations and why more modest community like mine in Brazaetgrad cannot say a word to design the leader of the faithful... It was already tough enought to maintain our believer from the far left goverment, now that they accept Catholic religion instead of Atheism, I was hoping that the Lord would not let our voice shut down again.

May God gave us a new leader for life down here.

Preston Richard, Header of the Catholic Church of Martinia
Eredron
22-12-2003, 04:07
OOC: Not wanting to threadjack, but....what is the pope's relation to prophets, apostles, etc? Curious minds need to know.
22-12-2003, 04:32
He's related to the fact that he is basically the head priest of the catholic church. SOME people on this thread believe he's the antichrist, but that's not true. I am. And would all these freakin' buttholes that are tighter than a new prisoner LOOSEN UP! although, preferably not in the newbie prison inmate way :D. :shock: So. So far we have bjwhatever, and no matter whatever anyone says, I stick with flanders. Two canidates, and at least no one's posted about mormons yet. She can run for honorary pope, she sounds like one cool cat. Let's get this papal race on!
Presgreif
22-12-2003, 04:45
Presgreif
22-12-2003, 04:46
We object to your Popish wickedry. The last thing this world needs is one of your Roman tyrrants trying to dictate morality to the rest of the world. Should you try to impose the authority of your "Pope" upon any nation, you can expect the united forces of The Concert of High Lords at your gates, bringing the fire of the True Lord upon your Popish hordes. Be Warned.

Natalya de Greif, High Mistress of The Corporate States of Presgreif, Directoress of The Concert of High Lords, Proud Member of G.D.O.D.A.D.

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Tordor
22-12-2003, 04:57
So, we object to your stupidity and ignorance. What the holy mother church does and does not among themselves is not any of yours or mines business.

Queen Seria
Lareg
22-12-2003, 07:53
mmkay here is your long awaited thread. Also as a caveat to all other nations the Pope is a respected holy figure among Catholics and to beat back charges of church states blah blah, the current Pope will only suggest what he thinks is a correct course of action such as

"Christian leader should be merciful and kind to one another" But he can't MAKE you do anything. get it?
Okay, so go to the link below and submit your candidates.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=106904&highlight=
22-12-2003, 17:58
We object to your Popish wickedry. The last thing this world needs is one of your Roman tyrrants trying to dictate morality to the rest of the world. Should you try to impose the authority of your "Pope" upon any nation, you can expect the united forces of The Concert of High Lords at your gates, bringing the fire of the True Lord upon your Popish hordes. Be Warned.

Natalya de Greif, High Mistress of The Corporate States of Presgreif, Directoress of The Concert of High Lords, Proud Member of G.D.O.D.A.D.

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Well, the actual term is Papal, not Popish. Also, you mistyped your image.
Presgreif
23-12-2003, 05:54
Hmmmm, I can see the image just fine. Strange.
As for "Popish", I borrowed it from Gangs of New York, okay? Geez...
23-12-2003, 18:17
Hmmmm, I can see the image just fine. Strange.
As for "Popish", I borrowed it from Gangs of New York, okay? Geez...

My mistake. The image mustn't have loaded on my PC because of traffic on the forums.
Heathendom
23-12-2003, 18:37
As sole dictator of Heathendom I would like to request that once a true pope of NationStates has been declared he will owe my nation 75 billion Chunks ( or equivalent currency ).

This will be to rebuild my nation after several “ acts of god “. Our crops failed for two years running, storms caused wide spread destruction and all but destroyed our fishing industry and a comet hit my summer home injuring several staff and setting fire to my snooker table which due to a shortage of fabric still has to be repaired. :(
Wandering Argonians
23-12-2003, 19:02
OOC: An interesting post from a nation with such a sinful name.
I also understand it's in refrence to that Iraqi bastard, unless you're a horrible speller. :lol:

OOC: Wow... touchy arn't we? I bet your one of those nations that would have objected to my nation "Commujismm"...

OOC: It's so hard to communicate sarcasum through words. That's why I added the little ' :lol: ' to the end. I'm just very anti-Saddam, and find it odd that a nation which uses his name in such an interesting manner would post about electing the Pope. Perhaps you should ponder all the meanings of my postings in the future, before you respond to them. It's also "You're" not "Your". This isn't AOL Instant Messenger. For the record, I don't have anything against Communists, just nazi's, white supremacists, and Javoah's Witnesses.
23-12-2003, 22:29
Good. I know people who are jehovah's witnesses, not Javoah's.
I know a nation who's motto was "Eat me out, I'm Kosher," would anyone be offended at that?
P.S. I was in Paris a couple of months ago. Wanna see the web video :twisted: