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There was massive celebrating in Johnistan today as it celebrated it's 365th year of existence. There were college parties, military parades, and people firing Galils into the air. As celebration, a 50 megaton nuclear weapon will be detonated in space to produce the greatest fireworks show ever.

I pwnz!!!

Also making a huge hole in your ozone layer and killing all the people below it.

Oh, right.
Sorry, need some sleep.
Congratulations.

How can it celebrate its 365th year when it is less than 365 days old? And where did you get nuclear weapons at such a young age?

It's far enough in space to not hurt the ozone layer and stop trying to rain on my parade.

Considering Johnistan was started in December 21st, 2002...

There was massive celebrating in Johnistan today as it celebrated it's 365th year of existence. There were college parties, military parades, and people firing Galils into the air. As celebration, a 50 megaton nuclear weapon will be detonated in space to produce the greatest fireworks show ever.

I pwnz!!!

Anyway u cannot posses nukes u are too young a nation and nobody will get to sleep tonight and your nieboring nations will complian of the noise!

I'M ONE YEAR OLD DUMBASS!!

DECEMBER 21st 2002!!

There was massive celebrating in Johnistan today as it celebrated it's 365th year of existence. There were college parties, military parades, and people firing Galils into the air. As celebration, a 50 megaton nuclear weapon will be detonated in space to produce the greatest fireworks show ever.

I pwnz!!!

Anyway u cannot posses nukes u are too young a nation and nobody will get to sleep tonight and your nieboring nations will complian of the noise!

How th hell is he too young??HE IS A YEAR OR MORE OLDER THAN YOU!

I should really invade all of you...really...

Eredron congratulates Johnistan on its great accomplishment.

I should really invade all of you...really...

Might I ask why?

:lol: :lol: :lol: Johnistan this is funny.. people here are blind? :roll:

Edited my post.
:oops:

Yes, the blindness and intelligence of these people is pathetic.

I thought people would be like "awesome" and "cool". Instead I get "newb" and "You're too young"

Seriously, the nuke will be detonated in 10 minutes

The USSCR sends some of its finest dancers. And yes, they are the people that cross their arms and kick their legs out. -.-

In order to make sure nothing is damaged, we would like to move several ships (outside the blast radius obviously, but as close as possible) in order to make sure no one goes into the area.
Is this acceptable?

1 day = 1 year therefore Johnistan is 365 yrs old...

Score!!!

Johnistan's Leader, Johnny Boy Kozma gets up on stage and dances with the dancers.

In order to make sure nothing is damaged, we would like to move several ships (outside the blast radius obviously, but as close as possible) in order to make sure no one goes into the area.
Is this acceptable?

The nuke's in space, about 200 miles up.

Oh, and I forgot to mention that four AN-225s FILLED with vodka parachute crates of it down into the city, even though the USSCR is in a war, they still find time to celebrate.

Congratulations, Johnistan!
Hope I can last that long.

I know. :)
I meant spaceships.

Oh, and I forgot to mention that four AN-225s FILLED with vodka parachute crates of it down into the city, even though the USSCR is in a war, they still find time to celebrate.

I should mention that that's ALOT of vodka..... :shock: :shock: :shock:

This outta be cool.

Most of the partying is done around one of Johnistan's most esteemed citizen's Quentin Tarantino, whose house is now the 10th largest city in Johnistan (100th in the world)

13 year old boys run down the street covered in vodka, following the cargo planes as they dump more.

The largest party being in my pants. :roll: :wink: :roll:

5 Dreadnought class Corvettes accompanied by 15 Mjolnir Remote Beam Cannons take up a position around the nuke, 25 miles out in order to warn incoming ships not to enter until the nuke's effects dissipate.

They will be recalled upon request of Johnistan.

"We are formally requesting permission to have an envoy attend this party in honor of Johnistan."

-His Most Hostile,Supreme Admiral Gero-

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The largest party being in my pants. :roll: :wink: :roll:

In your pants? and I come? 8)

Perhaps...if you give me a discount on those EMPs..?

:o :o :o :o :) :o :o :o :o :)

i am only just started. :) I am a baby country.

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In Johnistan, there is a party in everyone's pants. \

As the ICBM reaches it's destination 200 miles above the atmosphere the operator at Johnistani space command hits the "detonate" button while also spilling his vodka all over the keyboard.

The nuke explodes, almost creating a second sun in the sky. Slowly the light dissipates and the shockwave spreads out from the blast point, a beautiful sight to behold. It can be seen from Johnified America to Dark Terror, waking up old people in 5 different time zones.

Every single person in Johnistan cheers. Vodka is collectivly drunk. It is good.

Pwnica commends Johnistan on the fireworks and celebrations, and will be recalling the units sent.

Then God said: Let there be hangovers! And it wasn't good.

Anyone that wants to party can come, this will be a celebration like no other!! It doesn't matter what you are black, white, Jewish, communist or capitalist. Lets party down, baby!!

Then God said: Let there be hangovers! And it wasn't good.

There is already a massive hangover relief program being formed for tommorow morning. Of course those people will probably have hangovers too.

The USSCR votes to have the sun blocked out over Johnistan and all noise be illegal to aid in hangover relief?

We'll second that vote. :D

We'll save that for later, there is still vodka to be drunk

*considers sending some stackable dolls but decides funding must be used for the war that they are in*

Hey, is this like the Godfather where you have to grant a wish on your..erm..countries...eh...birthday?

People that are passed out are taken home by designated drivers, who are also drunk and drive people to the wrong home.

*walks in, kisses hand* Godfather, erm.. President...we would be honoured if you could help us in a war against a tyrranical ruler.

The people of Stevenopolisburgton get wasted in celebration for you. WHOO HOO!!! PAH-TAY!!!! *music plays*

Yes, the blindness and intelligence of these people is pathetic.

I thought people would be like "awesome" and "cool". Instead I get "newb" and "You're too young"

Seriously, the nuke will be detonated in 10 minutes

Hehe, Sorry I didn't know you were that much older than me :oops:

I have constructed a giant toilet and have flown it to your Nation. I believe it would be quite helpful with all of those hangovers...

Kazaakisthan is sending over nearly all of its army (the ones who didn't want to go are manning defences). As we just had a training excersise involving seven nations armys.

Kazaakisthans best glassblowers have created the worlds largest punch bowl. Every man, shop, pub, brewery, club, bar and anyone else with alcohol must come and give all there alcohol into one huge Alco-Mash punch. It will be flwon over by 8 cargo planes and will land in the capital of Johnistan.

(We don't want people to recover from hangovers.)

OOO cool!!! If everybody had hangovers then people could just steal from shops and the Police would bne too drunk to stop things! :D

Congrats, a survivor!

:mrgreen: