NationStates Jolt Archive


New From D-Tek Chemicals(PG-13, crude humour)

Soviet Haaregrad
21-12-2003, 07:15
Tired of trying to clean santorum from your sheets? Can't get that amber mess off of the sheets? Have we got the product for you!

Introducing Santorum-B-Gone! Wait, what is santorum you ask? Well Dan Savage defined it as "Santorum--that frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex". Santorum is named after that bastard, homophobic senator himself, Rick Santorum.

Santorum-B-Gone cleans the poolube, and removes all evidence of your naughty, naughty fun.

100 ml bottle for $4.99
2000 ml Party-Size bottle for $89.99
Soviet Haaregrad
21-12-2003, 07:35
OOC: Help me spread usage of the word santorum--that frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

PS: Repetition works wonders.
Soviet Haaregrad
21-12-2003, 21:39
bump for santorum!
Skittletopia
21-12-2003, 21:50
Skittletopia
21-12-2003, 21:50
**blushes, walks in, checks noones looking, pays and runs out with a bottle in a discreet brown paper bag**