Soviet Haaregrad
21-12-2003, 07:15
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100 ml bottle for $4.99
2000 ml Party-Size bottle for $89.99
Introducing Santorum-B-Gone! Wait, what is santorum you ask? Well Dan Savage defined it as "Santorum--that frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex". Santorum is named after that bastard, homophobic senator himself, Rick Santorum.
Santorum-B-Gone cleans the poolube, and removes all evidence of your naughty, naughty fun.
100 ml bottle for $4.99
2000 ml Party-Size bottle for $89.99