19-12-2003, 04:05
To celebrate the 1st anniversary of the military takeover of Daewong, General Peng Wong Po is planning to raise the military budget expenditures from 33% of Daewong's GDP to 35% of GDP! What a glorious day for the people of Daewong! With this military spending, we can have a larger army! We will use the money to buy more guns, and then conscript mnore people to use the guns! General Peng Wong Po, our glorious leader, has said that our people will have to make sacrifices for security. Therefore, selected families will be given one day every week to be allowed to not eat! In fact, since not eating is such an honour, we will make it mandatory! One seventh of the population will not eat for one day each week. Therefore, we will need only 6/7ths of the food grown every day! Our system is perfect! All hail General Peng Wong Po, our glorious leader!