19-12-2003, 02:35
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Anchor Janus: "Hello and welcome back to ZONNN, the largest (and only remaining) news network in the nation. A few minutes ago the remnant of the democractic government of the old nation of Jeusopocois announced that it was now bankrupt when the Zoi Corporation announced that it would call on the government to pay up the total of 300 Million dollars in loans the Corporation had made to the government for the past ten years."
Anchor Barry: "To make up for the payment that the government was required by it's laws to pay in full the government announced that it would give total control of the nation to the Zoi Corporation. CEO Yvette R. Butler of the Zoi Corporation (which holds the total monopoly over every single product and material that the nation has had for twelve years) has announced that the nation (which will very soon employ the entire population) will go international and branch out into other countries."
Anchor Janus: "The CEO Yvette Butler also told us that as most of everyone has been employed by Zoi Corporation for the past five years that the change of governments will affect very little as the democractic government held very little real power for the past ten years ever since it declared the Anti-Monopoly laws to be illegal. I am inclined to believe her assessment of the situation."
Anchor Barry: "Now that the Zoi Corporation is the government the CEO Yvette Butler announced that the nation would be called the "Incorporated States of Zoi Corporation" until she could think of a better name, now for sports with Brian!"
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CEO Yvette R. Butler
Corporate Slogan: “Bringing you the best products out there!”
The Incorporated States of Zoi Corporation
Anchor Janus: "Hello and welcome back to ZONNN, the largest (and only remaining) news network in the nation. A few minutes ago the remnant of the democractic government of the old nation of Jeusopocois announced that it was now bankrupt when the Zoi Corporation announced that it would call on the government to pay up the total of 300 Million dollars in loans the Corporation had made to the government for the past ten years."
Anchor Barry: "To make up for the payment that the government was required by it's laws to pay in full the government announced that it would give total control of the nation to the Zoi Corporation. CEO Yvette R. Butler of the Zoi Corporation (which holds the total monopoly over every single product and material that the nation has had for twelve years) has announced that the nation (which will very soon employ the entire population) will go international and branch out into other countries."
Anchor Janus: "The CEO Yvette Butler also told us that as most of everyone has been employed by Zoi Corporation for the past five years that the change of governments will affect very little as the democractic government held very little real power for the past ten years ever since it declared the Anti-Monopoly laws to be illegal. I am inclined to believe her assessment of the situation."
Anchor Barry: "Now that the Zoi Corporation is the government the CEO Yvette Butler announced that the nation would be called the "Incorporated States of Zoi Corporation" until she could think of a better name, now for sports with Brian!"
http://www.projectbag.com/gw/thumbnails/relena25_t.jpg
CEO Yvette R. Butler
Corporate Slogan: “Bringing you the best products out there!”
The Incorporated States of Zoi Corporation