Presenting the best reality show ever: Joe Aids
Steel Butterfly
19-12-2003, 01:22
.:Steel News Network Special Series:.
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When NiMBUS Biotechnologies (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2324678) sucessfully destroyed the AIDS virus within the Empire, the last man in line for the cure walked away...and entered into the realm of reality show fame!
In this new show, "Joe AIDS" woos women with his charm, "money", good looks, and deadly disease. Tune in an see which woman he infects...WITHOUT HER KNOWING IT! In the end, the last girl standing will have to chose between a life of love most likely ended by a premature death or take the vaccine.
[NOTE #1: For safty reasons, this event is being held on an colony outside of the Orion Sector.]
[NOTE #2: The picture, while edited by me, was originally made by www.ebaumsworld.com ]
Steel Butterfly
19-12-2003, 01:29
Steel Butterfly
19-12-2003, 01:30
OOC: It's quite easy really...I play Joe...you play a wh...er...contestant
:lol:
The Kaiser, while not supporting this show, will most likely watch and enjoy this travesty of Joe Millionaire.
lol
My nation will be watching it.
The general public of the nation will be sure to enjoy this show.
Xanthal does not enjoy media censorship, so the show will air on Xanthalian television. However, it will be restricted to mature audiences due to it's negative implications.
The SLAGLands
19-12-2003, 03:46
lol
My nation will be watching it.
The SLAGLands is impressed with Nanakaland's government's ability to provide television sets and hour-long work breaks so that each and every citizen in its country may watch another crappy reality show.
I wonder how much you're setting yourselves back by forcing your entire nation to watch this stupid show...
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Doned Inglebert McIntyre
Minister of Finance
The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands
[Offical Communication to Steel News Network from the Zoi Corporation]
It has come to our attention that you have created a new reality show called "Joe Aids". Our corporation has had a long history of creating successful and very popular action figure toys for children. We wish to continue this tradition by making Joe Aids Action Figures!; Which Whore Will You Infect? for children. If you allow our Corporation to make the toys we will allow for a 60-40 Percent split of the profit (60% of course goes to Steel News Network). What do you say to our offer?
Max Cantwell
~Head of Children's Accessories and Playthings Office
The Incorporated States of Zoi Corporation
lol
My nation will be watching it.
The SLAGLands is impressed with Nanakaland's government's ability to provide television sets and hour-long work breaks so that each and every citizen in its country may watch another crappy reality show.
I wonder how much you're setting yourselves back by forcing your entire nation to watch this stupid show...
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Doned Inglebert McIntyre
Minister of Finance
The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands
Not the whole nation! I meant the majority of people who watch reality shows. Don't take every phrase so literal.
Steel Butterfly
20-12-2003, 03:42
SHOW CANCELLED!
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2401700#2401700
:!:
These things happen... Oh, wait. NO THEY DON'T! What the hell?! Your cast just got murdered!
Steel Butterfly
20-12-2003, 04:34
"This greatly disturbs me. Not that I would watch the show...but still...we shall run a federal investigation on the subject."
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Emperor Alexander Nemerov
Star Empire of Steel Butterfly,
In the Orion Sector which includes:
Steel Isle, Steel Moon,
CTaNbHaR Eabo4Ka, XIII,
Aeisis, Bivens, Esthar VIII
Orion Sector Alliance Premier,
Order of the Seraphim,
(Un-named Trade Consortium)
"Talon?"
"Yeah, boss?"
"Deal with this matter. You know where the proton bombs are located."
"Yes, boss."