NationStates Jolt Archive

We have gone to war with the infidels of Jenksgovenia, and will soon have them completely surrounded. If they do not surrender quickly, God be willing, we will kill them all.

God, you people piss me off. Why must n00bs be so idiotic?

God, you people piss me off. Why must n00bs be so idiotic?
I blame Our Triumvirate - they are marketing for the Jenksgovenians!"
We will destroy them too!

God, you people piss me off. Why must n00bs be so idiotic? I 100% agree with you. stupid stupid people never learn ever.

God, you people piss me off. Why must n00bs be so idiotic? I 100% agree with you. stupid stupid people never learn ever.
The armies of Comdidia are already committing suicide upon news that we will attack them.

God, you people piss me off. Why must n00bs be so idiotic?

Yeah I'm with you dude.

n00b elimination cannon fired: 600M potatoes at Mach 17

God, you people piss me off. Why must n00bs be so idiotic?

Yeah I'm with you dude.

n00b elimination cannon fired: 600M potatoes at Mach 17
You cannot attack a country with potatoes! We will resist with bullets and shoes!

The criminal nation of Norion is about to fall to our forces. God willing, we will have speedy victory.

*beep*
Muhammed Saeed alSahaf is now a a glass collectors edition plate.
We are selling these plates for 9.99 plus 5.99 S&H.
Takers?

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In international waters surrouding the arctic archipelago of the United Socialist States of Zvarinograd,

A lone seal rests on a moving slab of ice, looking at the sky above. Suddenly, a rumbling noise unlike anything it probably had heared before shook not only it's body and the glacier, but the very waters around it. The rumbling became louder and louder and the sky became darker and darker, until it was completely dark as nearly all sunlight was blocked by what seems like a swarm of something no creature could even begin to describe, at least, not under it. The seal became terrified and dove into the water.

That swarm, was the infamously massive and technologically advanced airforce of the United Socialist States of Zvarinograd. Even nature itself acknowledged it's might and bent into it's will.

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The United Socialist States of Zvarinograd does not tolerate genocide of another nation for any reason, we implore of the nation of Muhammed Saeed alSahaf to stand down or face the nigh-infinite wrath of our airforce.

Premier Alexey Zvarinsky
United Socialist States of Zvarinograd

OOC:
I wont go far, I'll just disarm him. I particularly do not support invasion and annexation of these misguided nations.

The Grand Duchy of Nesstopia is also at the brink of defeat. God praise the name of Muhammed Saeed alSahaf, we will rid the earth of the infidels.

*laughs his ass off at the title of the thread*

I want plates. *hears his orbital cannon go off frying a deep crater in the useless place* Ill take alot of them. *thinks about possible ic invasion for fun........*

I am laughing at this leaders choice of attacks. One country (Norion) probably has a military that is the size of his entire country and that does not include his other attacks.

My army is bigger then his pop for sure lol.

In international waters surrouding the arctic archipelago of the United Socialist States of Zvarinograd,

A lone seal rests on a moving slab of ice, looking at the sky above. Suddenly, a rumbling noise unlike anything it probably had heared before shook not only it's body and the glacier, but the very waters around it. The rumbling became louder and louder and the sky became darker and darker, until it was completely dark as nearly all sunlight was blocked by what seems like a swarm of something no creature could even begin to describe, at least, not under it. The seal became terrified and dove into the water.

That swarm, was the infamously massive and technologically advanced airforce of the United Socialist States of Zvarinograd. Even nature itself acknowledged it's might and bent into it's will.

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The United Socialist States of Zvarinograd does not tolerate genocide of another nation for any reason, we implore of the nation of Muhammed Saeed alSahaf to stand down or face the nigh-infinite wrath of our airforce.

Premier Alexey Zvarinsky
United Socialist States of Zvarinograd

OOC:
I wont go far, I'll just disarm him. I particularly do not support invasion and annexation of these misguided nations.

Zvarinograd's forces are like a boa snake! They will slither all over the place, but cannot control anything! They are not in control of themselves!

Ill trade you plates for a timeshare in ATA when you kill him :)

*Crash*

Shit, I broke the plate... oh well, atleast this drivel can stop.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I want plates. *hears his orbital cannon go off frying a deep crater in the useless place* Ill take alot of them. *thinks about possible ic invasion for fun........*
The forces of Comdidia colonialism began to drop containers that produce a sound explosion, a very huge sound. I remind you that their strategy is based on shock and awe. Those failed ones manufactured a type of container that has an explosive substance, which they drop. They cause a very huge explosion in terms of sound, as if the universe was shaken. After a while, you go out and you don't find anything. You find some nails, screws, pieces of metal, but the important thing here is the sound. Those failed ones think that through the huge sound explosion, people would be shocked and consequently would collapse and be defeated. What happened? The contrary. The fighters..., the masses..., and the heroic sons of the our tribes discovered this game. They will turn it against the Comdidian louts so as to shock them. Wait for surprises, God willing, to see how their game will fail.

Muhammed Saeed alSahaf is one of those folks...

Task Force Spearhead, recently refitted and heading back out on partol recieved orders from the home office.
-Admiral Ryoka You are to move your troops in postion to invade Muhammed Saeed alsahaf but are to wait for further orders-

The Task Force turned around stopping as it reached Muhammed waters staying just in the international waters with crew and transports ready to deploy should the order come down to destroy the nation.


(ooc- just setting up kinda late and im tired so that post sucked)

Muhammed Saeed alSahaf is one of those folks...
Our reports our accurate. They come from reliable sources. Do not listen to the lying dogs of Kecha. God will roast their stomachs in hell at our hands.

Task Force Spearhead, recently refitted and heading back out on partol recieved orders from the home office.
-Admiral Ryoka You are to move your troops in postion to invade Muhammed Saeed alsahaf but are to wait for further orders-

The Task Force turned around stopping as it reached Muhammed waters staying just in the international waters with crew and transports ready to deploy should the order come down to destroy the nation.


(ooc- just setting up kinda late and im tired so that post sucked)
You think their ships are in an endless line coming towards us, wrong there are only a few of them and they turn around and then return as if to make a long snake.

Too bad Saddam's not around anymore. This guy would make a great PR director for him.

Your a plate, stay in charecter.

God be praised, we have had a massive victory over Dontgonearthere. Statistics will be released after we have rounded up and kill all of the infidels.

Muhammed Saeed alSahaf airspace,

The swarm of the United Socialist States of Zvarinograd, numbering to an estimate of 30,000 or more aircraft, spread like a wild fire through a forest of weak, fragile trees. Any resistance was met with overwhelming numbers. The animal-like rage that was kept so long in the hearts of the men of the United Socialist States of Zvarinograd was unleashed. Bombs fell and missles flew as the relentless wave of aircraft, composed by RF-11 “Archangel” superior multi-role fighters, F-109C “Tempest” fighters, SMF-II “Deus Ex Machina” air superiority fighters, AH-58 “Apache” attack helicopters, A-10 “Thunderbolt II” ground attack fighters and many more, flew over and struck the proud and the mighty with no compassion nor mercy.

Your a plate, stay in charecter.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Muhammed Saeed alSahaf is one of those folks...
Our reports our accurate. They come from reliable sources. Do not listen to the lying dogs of Kecha. God will roast their stomachs in hell at our hands. We'de cause you a lot of good old physical pain, but it wouldn't be worth the time we'd end up spending cleaning your blood from our clothes.

Muhammed Saeed alSahaf airspace,

The swarm of the United Socialist States of Zvarinograd, numbering to an estimate of 30,000 or more aircraft, spread like a wild fire through a forest of weak, fragile trees. Any resistance was met with overwhelming numbers. The animal-like rage that was kept so long in the hearts of the men of the United Socialist States of Zvarinograd was unleashed. Bombs fell and missles flew as the relentless wave of aircraft, composed by RF-11 “Archangel” superior multi-role fighters, F-109C “Tempest” fighters, SMF-II “Deus Ex Machina” air superiority fighters, AH-58 “Apache” attack helicopters, A-10 “Thunderbolt II” ground attack fighters and many more, flew over and struck the proud and the mighty with no compassion nor mercy.
There are no Zvarinograd aircraft over the country. They have all been shot down by our forces, God be blessed.

We are in control. They are in a state of hysteria. Losers, they think that by killing civilians and trying to distort the feelings of the people they will win. I think they will not win, those bastards.

OOC: I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!
NOW! (shouting at Muhammed Saeed alSahaf) Let us look at the facts Mr. NOOB!:

A. You are a 5 MILLION state, and examining all your enemies, like Jenksgovenia which is 112 MILLION. The others are bigger than that.
B. You cannot develop such a strong god-like military because you have only 5 million people, that includes citizens and military alike.
C. You cannot just post, you defeated or going to kill this state, for as you can see are incapable of such action.
D. Now, because of your idiocy to this forum, I will disarm you and if need be declare war.

IC: Eratian forces, both naval and aero crafts are beginning to set base near Muhammed Saeed alSahaf borders. Those enemies of Muhammed Saeed alSahaf help share their borders to Eratian forces for supplies and rest ( I wonder how many are they). Attack will commence upon order of the Queen.

A message to Muhammed Saeed alSahaf:

"Withdraw and disarm or we will attack you."

Queen Polgara Rune Ea Vera

OOC:
Woah, guy, don't let it get to you.

OOC: It would be fun to watch another NOOB reach his personal Waterloo if it were not for the fact that his happens several times per day

There are no n00bs in NS! Never! They are commiting suicide at the walls of MaxBaghdad. I will take you there in one hour.

OOC: I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!
NOW! (shouting at Muhammed Saeed alSahaf) Let us look at the facts Mr. NOOB!:

A. You are a 5 MILLION state, and examining all your enemies, like Jenksgovenia which is 112 MILLION. The others are bigger than that.
B. You cannot develop such a strong god-like military because you have only 5 million people, that includes citizens and military alike.
C. You cannot just post, you defeated or going to kill this state, for as you can see are incapable of such action.
D. Now, because of your idiocy to this forum, I will disarm you and if need be declare war.

IC: Eratian forces, both naval and aero crafts are beginning to set base near Muhammed Saeed alSahaf borders. Those enemies of Muhammed Saeed alSahaf help share their borders to Eratian forces for supplies and rest ( I wonder how many are they). Attack will commence upon order of the Queen.

A message to Muhammed Saeed alSahaf:

"Withdraw and disarm or we will attack you."

Queen Polgara Rune Ea Vera
We are not afraid of the Eratians. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid ... and they are condemned.

OOC: I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!
NOW! (shouting at Muhammed Saeed alSahaf) Let us look at the facts Mr. NOOB!:

A. You are a 5 MILLION state, and examining all your enemies, like Jenksgovenia which is 112 MILLION. The others are bigger than that.
B. You cannot develop such a strong god-like military because you have only 5 million people, that includes citizens and military alike.
C. You cannot just post, you defeated or going to kill this state, for as you can see are incapable of such action.
D. Now, because of your idiocy to this forum, I will disarm you and if need be declare war.

IC: Eratian forces, both naval and aero crafts are beginning to set base near Muhammed Saeed alSahaf borders. Those enemies of Muhammed Saeed alSahaf help share their borders to Eratian forces for supplies and rest ( I wonder how many are they). Attack will commence upon order of the Queen.

A message to Muhammed Saeed alSahaf:

"Withdraw and disarm or we will attack you."

Queen Polgara Rune Ea Vera
We are not afraid of the Eratians. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid ... and they are condemned.God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of n00bs!

First of all, I don't know who you are. Secondly, if you want a fight, you will recieve one on your country's door step. I have called my brothers in arms and we will crush your puny pathetic country. Having this said and clear valid facts on my army bigger than yours, I suggest you back down.

yeah, the Triumvirate sends half a million troops to you as well. That should help take care of things.

First of all, I don't know who you are. Secondly, if you want a fight, you will recieve one on your country's door step. I have called my brothers in arms and we will crush your puny pathetic country. Having this said and clear valid facts on my army bigger than yours, I suggest you back down.
Faltering forces of infidels cannot just enter a country of 5 million people and lay besiege to them! They are the ones who will find themselves under siege. Therefore, in reality whatever this miserable criminal has been saying, he was talking about his own forces. Now even the Jenksgovenian command is under siege!

We defeated them yesterday. God willing, I will provide you with more information. I swear by God, I swear by God, those who are staying in Jenksgovenia and Our Triumvirate have thrown these mercenaries in a crematorium.

I think I'll throw in some Godmoding and carpet-nuking, while we're having a n00bfest.

*Ahem...

I N00K Ju wiht 846,632,826,029,703,127,735 eight-billion gigaton n00ks! And I s3nd 8 trillion tanks to your nation!

OOC:Considering most of these countries have more people than you, yes they can, unless infants, women, and men so old they need viagara to take a piss are fighting too. If the above is the case, than most of these nations are providing men in the prime of their lives and will easily run over your so called troops.

Give this up for the sake of your people

I think I'll throw in some Godmoding and carpet-nuking, while we're having a n00bfest.

*Ahem...

I N00K Ju wiht 846,632,826,029,703,127,735 eight-billion gigaton n00ks! And I s3nd 8 trillion tanks to your nation!
We have you surrounded in your tanks!

I think I'll throw in some Godmoding and carpet-nuking, while we're having a n00bfest.

*Ahem...

I N00K Ju wiht 846,632,826,029,703,127,735 eight-billion gigaton n00ks! And I s3nd 8 trillion tanks to your nation!
We have you surrounded in your tanks!God will roast your stomach in hell at the hands of Ryananians (from Heaven) for your lies!

OOC:Considering most of these countries have more people than you, yes they can, unless infants, women, and men so old they need viagara to take a piss are fighting too. If the above is the case, than most of these nations are providing men in the prime of their lives and will easily run over your so called troops.

Give this up for the sake of your people
By God, I think this is rather very unlikely. This is merely a prattle. The fact is that as soon as they reach our gates, we will besiege them and slaughter them....Wherever they go they will find themselves encircled.

I think I'll throw in some Godmoding and carpet-nuking, while we're having a n00bfest.

*Ahem...

I N00K Ju wiht 846,632,826,029,703,127,735 eight-billion gigaton n00ks! And I s3nd 8 trillion tanks to your nation!
We have you surrounded in your tanks!God will roast your stomach in hell at the hands of Ryananians (from Heaven) for your lies!
Search for the truth. I tell you things and I always ask you to verify what I say. I told you yesterday that we had destroyed the infidels.

I think I'll throw in some Godmoding and carpet-nuking, while we're having a n00bfest.

*Ahem...

I N00K Ju wiht 846,632,826,029,703,127,735 eight-billion gigaton n00ks! And I s3nd 8 trillion tanks to your nation!
We have destroyed 7 billion tanks, fighter planes, 792,636,427,317,534,672,541 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back.

Thank You for giving a good example of what Godmodding is. I consider your nation as toasted now due to what has happened, even if you will not admit it.

First of all, I don't know who you are. Secondly, if you want a fight, you will recieve one on your country's door step. I have called my brothers in arms and we will crush your puny pathetic country. Having this said and clear valid facts on my army bigger than yours, I suggest you back down.
Faltering forces of infidels cannot just enter a country of 5 million people and lay besiege to them! They are the ones who will find themselves under siege. Therefore, in reality whatever this miserable criminal has been saying, he was talking about his own forces. Now even the Jenksgovenian command is under siege!

no it's not... u need to lay off the crack, My country is doing just as fine since I created it. It's a religously free nation. Just because your fundamentalist 5 mill. have been hyped by your pointless "praise allah" propoganda and 'shoe and bullet' tactics, has what it takes against 3 nations with well over 2 billion people including other nations waiting for me to signal for their aid. I suggest you turn back in the East Pacific and leave the West alone. Unless you want utter destruction and mayhem on you land massacred with the blood and once pride bodies of your people. You have my demands. Also, I'd like to point out that any country that comes to your defense will not be so lucky as you are. We shall not take prisoners.

Brian Greenberg
Leader of The Commonwealth of Jenksgovenia

OOC:Considering most of these countries have more people than you, yes they can, unless infants, women, and men so old they need viagara to take a piss are fighting too. If the above is the case, than most of these nations are providing men in the prime of their lives and will easily run over your so called troops.

Give this up for the sake of your people
We have slaughtered them, Pacifican Islands and their international gang of bastards! We cleaned the WHOOOLE place out, they were slaughtered.

FEAR ME! I Bring to you, the All Powerful AUTO-WIZZ-BANG!!!

BANG!

The countruy of Muhammed Saeed alSahaf is now sealed withen an unbreakable Bubble from which there is no escape... FEAR THE AUTO-WIZZ-BANG!!!

First of all, I don't know who you are. Secondly, if you want a fight, you will recieve one on your country's door step. I have called my brothers in arms and we will crush your puny pathetic country. Having this said and clear valid facts on my army bigger than yours, I suggest you back down.
Faltering forces of infidels cannot just enter a country of 5 million people and lay besiege to them! They are the ones who will find themselves under siege. Therefore, in reality whatever this miserable criminal has been saying, he was talking about his own forces. Now even the Jenksgovenian command is under siege! Considering most of the nations against you have populations that make yours look tiny(Mine is over 1 billion), you're not going to be stopping many attacks, stop GodModding, or I'll motion that you be permanently ignored.

Our military reports no attacks on the islands at all. In fact, all has been quite in the Eastern Pacific. Even though, the Naval Battalions in the Western Islands have been alerted to keep a constant look out. We are not worried however, it looks like they stay in their own nation and we do not plan to attack them.

First of all, I don't know who you are. Secondly, if you want a fight, you will recieve one on your country's door step. I have called my brothers in arms and we will crush your puny pathetic country. Having this said and clear valid facts on my army bigger than yours, I suggest you back down.
Faltering forces of infidels cannot just enter a country of 5 million people and lay besiege to them! They are the ones who will find themselves under siege. Therefore, in reality whatever this miserable criminal has been saying, he was talking about his own forces. Now even the Jenksgovenian command is under siege!

no it's not... u need to lay off the crack, My country is doing just as fine since I created it. It's a religously free nation. Just because your fundamentalist 5 mill. have been hyped by your pointless "praise allah" propoganda and 'shoe and bullet' tactics, has what it takes against 3 nations with well over 2 billion people including other nations waiting for me to signal for their aid. I suggest you turn back in the East Pacific and leave the West alone. Unless you want utter destruction and mayhem on you land massacred with the blood and once pride bodies of your people. You have my demands. Also, I'd like to point out that any country that comes to your defense will not be so lucky as you are. We shall not take prisoners.

Brian Greenberg
Leader of The Commonwealth of Jenksgovenia
Yesterday we heard this villain called Greenberg. He, of course, is a war criminal, and he is one of the worst of the Jenksgovenian rulers.

I would also like to add a thank you to all the countries who have come to my aid. I certainly appreicate it at a time where noobs try to control the lands of Jenksgovenia. As a custom and honor code of Jenksgovenia, we are under oath that we shall assist any country who has aided us in the past (i.e. military, proposals, or voting resolutions) I on the behalf of my country thank you for your patronage and support through stupid times such as this.


Brian Greenberg
Leader of The Commonwealth of Jenksgovenia

First of all, I don't know who you are. Secondly, if you want a fight, you will recieve one on your country's door step. I have called my brothers in arms and we will crush your puny pathetic country. Having this said and clear valid facts on my army bigger than yours, I suggest you back down.
Faltering forces of infidels cannot just enter a country of 5 million people and lay besiege to them! They are the ones who will find themselves under siege. Therefore, in reality whatever this miserable criminal has been saying, he was talking about his own forces. Now even the Jenksgovenian command is under siege! Considering most of the nations against you have populations that make yours look tiny(Mine is over 1 billion), you're not going to be stopping many attacks, stop GodModding, or I'll motion that you be permanently ignored.That's as pathetic as his threats.

Our military reports no attacks on the islands at all. In fact, all has been quite in the Eastern Pacific. Even though, the Naval Battalions in the Western Islands have been alerted to keep a constant look out. We are not worried however, it looks like they stay in their own nation and we do not plan to attack them.
I have detailed information about the situation . . . which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day.

First of all, I don't know who you are. Secondly, if you want a fight, you will recieve one on your country's door step. I have called my brothers in arms and we will crush your puny pathetic country. Having this said and clear valid facts on my army bigger than yours, I suggest you back down.
Faltering forces of infidels cannot just enter a country of 5 million people and lay besiege to them! They are the ones who will find themselves under siege. Therefore, in reality whatever this miserable criminal has been saying, he was talking about his own forces. Now even the Jenksgovenian command is under siege! Considering most of the nations against you have populations that make yours look tiny(Mine is over 1 billion), you're not going to be stopping many attacks, stop GodModding, or I'll motion that you be permanently ignored.That's as pathetic as his threats. I'm trying to make him act sane.

I am also interested in moving to a new region of the world. The west pacific life is literally stomped out by the total number of countries there. If anyone has a nice, peaceful place where Jenksgovenia can thrive and help make a difference, let me know please, thank you.

FEAR ME! I Bring to you, the All Powerful AUTO-WIZZ-BANG!!!

BANG!

The countruy of Muhammed Saeed alSahaf is now sealed withen an unbreakable Bubble from which there is no escape... FEAR THE AUTO-WIZZ-BANG!!!
I would like to clarify a simple fact here: How can you lay siege to a whole country? Who is really under siege now? Ousnugh cannot be besieged. Al-Capaperah cannot be besieged. Sepulia cannot be besieged. It is the Crossroads forces who are under siege.

OOC: Good luck Kecha

IC: The naval and air forces of the Islands of Alcove, Hempshire, Lambton, and Wellard report no military movements from Muhammed Saeed alSahaf.

The commander of the PS Larmar has even quipped that this is just make work for the navy to justify their costs.

First of all, I don't know who you are. Secondly, if you want a fight, you will recieve one on your country's door step. I have called my brothers in arms and we will crush your puny pathetic country. Having this said and clear valid facts on my army bigger than yours, I suggest you back down.
Faltering forces of infidels cannot just enter a country of 5 million people and lay besiege to them! They are the ones who will find themselves under siege. Therefore, in reality whatever this miserable criminal has been saying, he was talking about his own forces. Now even the Jenksgovenian command is under siege! Considering most of the nations against you have populations that make yours look tiny(Mine is over 1 billion), you're not going to be stopping many attacks, stop GodModding, or I'll motion that you be permanently ignored.That's as pathetic as his threats. I'm trying to make him act sane.
The Kechan press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!

First of all, I don't know who you are. Secondly, if you want a fight, you will recieve one on your country's door step. I have called my brothers in arms and we will crush your puny pathetic country. Having this said and clear valid facts on my army bigger than yours, I suggest you back down.
Faltering forces of infidels cannot just enter a country of 5 million people and lay besiege to them! They are the ones who will find themselves under siege. Therefore, in reality whatever this miserable criminal has been saying, he was talking about his own forces. Now even the Jenksgovenian command is under siege! Considering most of the nations against you have populations that make yours look tiny(Mine is over 1 billion), you're not going to be stopping many attacks, stop GodModding, or I'll motion that you be permanently ignored.That's as pathetic as his threats. I'm trying to make him act sane.Not gonna happen. I bet he's really just a bigger nation who felt like making fun of n00bs, and thus created a nation to do so with.

OOC: Good luck Kecha

IC: The naval and air forces of the Islands of Alcove, Hempshire, Lambton, and Wellard report no military movements from Muhammed Saeed alSahaf.

The commander of the PS Larmar has even quipped that this is just make work for the navy to justify their costs.
We will behead you all! You are not worth an old shoe!

The Pacifian Military and Defense Minister has ordered the Naval and Air Forces on the Islands of Alcove, Hempshire, Lambton, and Wellard to a level 3 alert. They are advised to let no ship or aircraft within 100km of the islands without identifying the craft and to immediatly shot down any crafts of Muhammed Saeed alSahaf.

The army divisions in the above mentioned Islands have also been put to a lever 3 alert.

The military forces in the Islands of Fairlawn, Lawrance, and Marland have been on a level 2 alert and ordered to patrol the eastern parts of the level 3 islands so that the forces on level 3 can concentrate on the west.

The Governour General has been quoted as to say to Muhammed Saeed alSahaf "Bring it On" although it cannot be confirmed at this time.

I really don't see what the problem is... My country has very little no inteference of religon in my gov't. The people believe what they want to. Just accept the fact.

Religious tolerance is similar in The Pacifian Islands. In fact, any religious discrimination is dealt with severly and swiftly by the Ministry of Justice and Courts.

The Pacifian Military and Defense Department has ordered the Naval and Air Forces on the Islands of Alcove, Hempshire, Lambton, and Wellard to a level 3 alert. They are advised to let no ship or aircraft within 100km of the islands without identifying the craft and to immediatly shot down any crafts of Muhammed Saeed alSahaf.

The army divisions in the above mentioned Islands have also been put to a lever 3 alert.

The military forces in the Islands of Fairlawn, Lawrance, and Marland have been on a level 2 alert and ordered to patrol the eastern parts of the level 3 islands so that the forces on level 3 can concentrate on the west.

The Governour General has been quoted as to say to Muhammed Saeed alSahaf "Bring it On" although it cannot be confirmed at this time.
Yes, their troops have advanced further. This will only make it easier for us to defeat them.

Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/_39061593_min-ap-203body.jpg

What advance further. We have not even left our territory. If you are going to fight us, you will have to bring your military to us.

OOC: The Pacifian Island Constitution does not allow for any military deployment more than 100km from the Islands. This is to assure that no leader can try to use the military for imperalistic gains (we are allowed to defend our lands but not attack others territories)

محاولاتك لإغضاب أمم قويّة أكثر ستتسبّب في نهايتك الفوريّة .
من فضلك توقّف عن الإرسال و اذهب بعيدًا . ذلك هو الكلّ .

Just trying a little experiment.

(OOC:Oh for the love of the arabian oryx, someone else has to "get it"!)

Following his inevitable and terrific string of victories in his home country, Al Jumhuriyah Al Khals Dimuqratiyah should like to offer Muhammed Saeed al Shaf refuge should he need it- not in retreat, certainly! Merely to avoid the hassles of war when he may choose to holiday.

Regardless of his eventual intentions, Al Khals salutes Muhammed Saeed al Shaf and his nation, having watched its great victories through international media.

From the office of President Omar Qottar, Al Jumhuriyah Al Khals Dimuqratiyah.

OOC: At this point, I am going to bed. We can continue this tomorrow if need be

OOC: At this point, I am going to bed. We can continue this tomorrow if need be
The Pacifican Islands, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies.

Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/07-minister.jpg

OOC: Uh... When did my name suddenly got picked randomly?

OOC: Uh... When did my name suddenly got picked randomly?
They will be burnt. We are going to tackle them.

Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/Al-Sahaf.alsahaf.jpg

OOC: Uh... When did my name suddenly got picked randomly?
They will be burnt. We are going to tackle them.

:roll:
I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have
started to commit suicide. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly.

Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/story.sahaf.mon.jpg

*hrm*
Cough cough...
testing...testing...

A WHUN, A TWO! A one two three!
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHhhhhhh....
We're the Knights of the Round Table, we dance wen'er we're able!
We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork im-pec-able!
We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spamalot!
We're the Knights of the Round Table, Our shows are form-id-able
BUt many times were givin rhymes that are quite unsing-able!
We Opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the dia-phramaaloooooottttt.
In war we're though and able, quite indi-fat-igable
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable!
Is a busy life in Camelot!
I haaavvveeet to pushhhh the P-raaaaaaammmmallloooootttt!

On second thought, lets not go to Camelot, it is a rather silly place.

*hrm*
Cough cough...
testing...testing...

A WHUN, A TWO! A one two three!
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHhhhhhh....
We're the Knights of the Round Table, we dance wen'er we're able!
We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork im-pec-able!
We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spamalot!
We're the Knights of the Round Table, Our shows are form-id-able
BUt many times were givin rhymes that are quite unsing-able!
We Opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the dia-phramaaloooooottttt.
In war we're though and able, quite indi-fat-igable
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable!
Is a busy life in Camelot!
I haaavvveeet to pushhhh the P-raaaaaaammmmallloooootttt!

On second thought, lets not go to Camelot, it is a rather silly place.
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/MSS_Black-Knight.jpg

No 'e's not.

's just a flesh wound!

You TG'd me. What the hell do you want me to go here for?

--Talking to the knucklehead who sent me here, started this post

The forces of Roanian Imperialism are about to attack the innocent sons and daughters of Muhammed Saeed alSahaf. They will hit us with shoes, and we will not grab the airport.

There are no Roanians in Muhammed Saeed alSahaf International Airport. These are lies not spread by the Roanian Imperialist running dogs.

OOC: I think either you are doing this NOOB thing on purpose OR you are some 7 year old child playing with your parents/ sibling's computer OR you have completly gone sidewall.

Actually, I have the most intelligent people in my region. So Eratian's are not stupid. Possibly yours, cause they are all brainwashed.

IC: "Very well I have warned you. It is not possible to have that many number of troops, warheads, and tanks. Therefore we do not look at your bluff tactics. Eratian forces have left ally soil and send bombers across the capital of Muhammed Saeed alSahaf. Buildings are incinerated as they collapse under fire. Citizens shoot the planes with little artillery weapons as hundreds of Eratian planes bomb the area. Naval battleships are also set into place as millions of Eratian troops march out of the ships.

OOC: I think either you are doing this NOOB thing on purpose OR you are some 7 year old child playing with your parents/ sibling's computer OR you have completly gone sidewall.

Actually, I have the most intelligent people in my region. So Eratian's are not stupid. Possibly yours, cause they are all brainwashed.

IC: "Very well I have warned you. It is not possible to have that many number of troops, warheads, and tanks. Therefore we do not look at your bluff tactics. Eratian forces have left ally soil and send bombers across the capital of Muhammed Saeed alSahaf. Buildings are incinerated as they collapse under fire. Citizens shoot the planes with little artillery weapons as hundreds of Eratian planes bomb the area. Naval battleships are also set into place as millions of Eratian troops march out of the ships.

OOC: I think that you are a pathetic, humorless idiot. That, or you think you're being funny.:? Read the post carefully...

OOC: Didn't bother reading the post...I just got pissed and started writing this stuff. Also, please read my above OOC post, it refers that he can't have those many tanks.

OOC: It's a joke thread, you... *notices mods* frikkin nitwit.

How the hell did this thread get to 5 pages in a matter of hours? Even the good RPs don't get as much.

Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/_39061593_min-ap-203body.jpg

One ugly dude...

OK this is just stupid now... He's godmodding way too much. I had enough of this.This is total insaninty. All i want is to move to another region. I don't want to fight in some holy war with a guy who uses his pseudo-intellectual tactics (shoes and bullets) and that god modes his ass off to no tomorrow. I just want to move to a new land where I can work with the people. Having that said I will not continue to fight with this ball straggler.

First of all, I don't know who you are. Secondly, if you want a fight, you will recieve one on your country's door step. I have called my brothers in arms and we will crush your puny pathetic country. Having this said and clear valid facts on my army bigger than yours, I suggest you back down.
Faltering forces of infidels cannot just enter a country of 5 million people and lay besiege to them! They are the ones who will find themselves under siege. Therefore, in reality whatever this miserable criminal has been saying, he was talking about his own forces. Now even the Jenksgovenian command is under siege! Considering most of the nations against you have populations that make yours look tiny(Mine is over 1 billion), you're not going to be stopping many attacks, stop GodModding, or I'll motion that you be permanently ignored.That's as pathetic as his threats. I'm trying to make him act sane.
The Kechan press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies! I'm starting to get angry.

*Sends a spy who looks likes a tourist to Muhammed Saeed alSahaf. The spy wears a gasmask and farts. A great green cloud is over the nation. Most people die. Sebytanian paras jump to the nation and kills whoever resists them with an ingore cannon.

*Sends a spy who looks likes a tourist to Muhammed Saeed alSahaf. The spy wears a gasmask and farts. A great green cloud is over the nation. Most people die. Sebytanian paras jump to the nation and kills whoever resists them with an ingore cannon.
Lies! There is no gas, there are no Sebytanians in our country. Most of you probably saw the American movie "Wag the Dog". I hope you remember it. Some of their acts that took place at dawn yesterday and today are similar to what happened in "Wag the Dog". In reality, they are completely surrounded now. Our estimates are that none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly. Already, we have killed all ... most of them, and we have taken their shovels!

Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/07-minister.jpg

Well if you can't tell hes making a joke about the Iraqi information minister... maybe you better commit suicide on the walls eh? There are no infedels in Quippoth! NEVER!

good on you old son

Muhammed Saeed alSahaf: I despise you for your aggresive wierdness.

Milantos supports the noble Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf! And if it wasn't an inactive nation (albeit with over 2 billion people in it) it would come and assist its glorious ally in his war against humourless infidels!

DGNT denies the accusations of humourlessness, I got it by page three, it took everybody else another three pages! 8)
Plus I posted Monty Python.

I n00k u f00! Ha hA Ha! n00k u de4d, byotch! DIE n00b! n00k!

Ok, I'm good.