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Offical Statement to the International Community from Vice President Fatima Barry

For the past fifty years the Corporate-Nation of Yut Drugs Incorporated has been proud of it's very high consumer satisfaction within our own borders. When we went International we learned to our great shock that another alliance called (of all the dumb acronyms for an alliance) ToY, Trimuative (OOC: I can't spell it) of Yut. As our nation has held a national Copyright to the name Yut we never thought that an international copyright would be needed. Also we learned athat many nations ban many recreational drugs due to outdated moral fears of "damage to society".

In responce the Corporate-Nation of Yut Drugs Incorporated is willing to open it's drug stores in other nations but respect the drug laws in place within the various nations and sell only Legal drugs within our Pharmacies (depending on the local drug laws). Of course we will try to open negotiations with the various nations to try and create a standard set of International Drug Laws to ensure that everyone is equal.


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The Corporate Pharmacy of Yut Drugs Incorporated: Giving You The Best Drugs Out There!
Some restrictions may apply due to laws that may exist in your nation. We cannot be held responsible for your actions with any and all products you may but from Yut Drugs Incorporated.

OOC: Triumverate :lol:

OOC: Triumverate :lol:

OOC: Sorry if I am not familar with the perfect spelling of a word which I don't even know the meanning for.

We have attempted to sway you legally. We have forewarned you of the result of your actions. Now you mock us and continue anyway, ignorant as a bat with its head up its backside. And so we say this..


Stay within your own nation and peddle your second-rate baby laxative on your own people. Leave your lands, and death will greet you eagerly.

Emperor Gorrm
Kargaahl Imperial Complex
Member of T.O.Y.


OOC: And if you can't spell it, you can't make fun of it. Hee hee hee!

OOC: It's actually triumvirate, Mr. YDI, and it means a group or association of three

The Empire of Treznor ignores the thin veneer of attempted ignorance on the part of these Yut imposters. We recognise the attempt to capitalise on the name recognition earned by the Triumvirate in order to gain some small measure of legitimacy from unsuspecting nations. We consider this behaviour at least as criminal as the production of harmful pharmaceuticals for public consumption.

Our embargo (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2387105#2387105) stands. In defence of our alliance, all YDI ships and cargos will be confiscated by Treznor military and police units, and YDI employees will be tried under Treznor law as smugglers.

Devon Treznor
Emperor

ooc: Ignorance is no excuse, though in your case, it's a fairly good explanation ... If you're going to blatantly rip off for your own juvenile amusement, the least you could do is make an effort to know who you're fucking with. As for your 50 years stuff - you really think that's going to make a difference? Honestly now.

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Our decision stands. As stated previously, and as restated so succinctly by our good allies, all shipments and personnel from this ... organization are considered fair game, and will be intercepted and confiscated, with the operatives being jailed until such time as they can stand trial. This will remain in effect until such time as the misguided leadership sees fit to offer public apology for insults delivered, cease and desist shipments of so-called 'recreational' drugs, and withdraws the name of this pseudopharmaceutical conglomeration.

--Evangelista Ravanelli, Dominion Minister of Public Relations

OFFICIAL TRIUMVIRATE OF YUT DISCLAIMER

Yut Drugs Incorporated is in no shape, manner, or form associated with the Triumvirate of Yut or any of its member states. We are currently pursuing legal action against YDI for slanderous misrepresentation of a internationally respected name.

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/scolopendra/laura_kelvan.gifCivil Servant Laura Kelvan
Paperpusher Queen
Triumvirate of Yut

OOC: Is this something new?

{Public Transmission}
x Emperor Gregor Vetinari (IUo Cetaganda)
o Everyone

To the impostor Yut drug company, and anyone who does business: any ship carrying anything produced by the so-called Yut Drugs Incorporated would be well advised to stay out of range of Cetagandan shore batteries or military vessels, lest something...unfortunate happen. Watch out for falling objects as well. Nothing like a killer crowbar to ruin your day.