NationStates Jolt Archive


Wanna join the Sancturarian States?

16-12-2003, 22:18
Hiya. I'm the leader, sort of, of The People's republic of AbbeyNormal. We want all non uptight, non square, hip nations to join us. If you won't smoke a spliff or allow anyone to, if you are some kind of racist pig, or you run a state run by the fuzz, we don't wantcher dumb pig butts in the Sancturarian States.
Here, we want cool, hip liberal countries, ones that like free love, free housing, free dope and like to get by with a little help from their freinds. See, dig this: We don't like a lot of these square norm countries. They got too much fuzz, too many people messing with people and their vibes. Here, we don't mess with your vibe. Besides, like I said we got free everything. We let the rich piggies down here pay for it, man, so we can just catch some sun and smoke a j down at the beach. we don't mess with them making some dough for us, and they don't make us become a part of the uptight square life.
So what do you say? we got sun, beer, dope, a crash pad, some more dope (GOOD DOPE!) and a cd player that plays all the tunes, man. Split from the uptight place you are at now, and join us for some fun,sun and J's.

Oh yeah, my name is the Big Kahuna and I live in the Big Kahuna Shack on the beach, dude. Nice place payed for by the piggies. HA HA HA!