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Promo Commercial from The Corporate Pharmacy of Yut Drugs Incorporated

Are the sleeping pills your taking just not getting you into dream land? Is the ecstasy your using just not making you happy? Is the cocaine your snorting just not top-quality enough but you can't afford better?

Then look no further than Yut Drugs Incorporated!

Our company has for the past fifty years delivered top quality drugs to the Citizen-Employees of the Owned Territories of of Yut Drugs Incorporated. Now we will deliver those High-Quality drugs to you!

Our Company has always had high consumer satisfaction with our A-List products, now you can too! But don't just take our word for it, just listen to our customers!

"I used to always have horrible back pain but the perscriptions the doctors offered costed an arm and a leg. But now I can just walk into a Yut Drug Pharmacy and buy all the pain killers I need without a perscription and at half the cost, Thanks Yut Corp!"- Pam Anderton 45, Grandmother of Two

"When I couldn't find a good hit of E one time at the clubs I was so miserable. Then I found out about Yut Drug Incorporated so I went to their Pharmacy and I found I could get all the Top Quality E I could ever need at three times less than the stree price."- Frank K 24, Clubber

"After my wife died I was so depressed I tried to shot myself, when the doctors found out that I had no money for the anti-depressents when I woke up in the hospital a week later so the good doctor told me to go to Yut Drug Incorp. and the rest is history!"- Rob Ingo 45, Father of Three

Now that you have heard it from people just like you I bet your wondering "Where can I find a Yut Drug Pharmacy near me?" Well now that Yut is going International pretty soon we will have our Pharmacies all over the globe! That is right, soon you will see a Yut Company Flag waving in the air above a Pharmacy near you!

Remember, when you buy your drugs from Yut Drug Incorp, your buying it from the best in the market!

Some restrictions may apply due to laws that may exist in your nation. We cannot be held responsible for your actions with any and all products you may but from Yut Drug Incorporated.

Yut Drug Incorporated: Giving You The Best Drugs Out There!

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OOC: Is this really run by the Triumverate of Yut?

(OOC: No. It's Mushycal in a blatant attempt to harass.)

IC:

Cute, very cute.

I hope you enjoy talking to our lawyers for attaching the name of the Triumvirate of Yut to your dispicable little dope-peddling operation.

See you in court.

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/scolopendra/julius_razak.gifPseudoEmperor Julius M Razak
Executive Officer
Federated Segments of Scolopendra

We are not amused.

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/scolopendra/speaker-to-animals.gifSupreme Emperor Speaker-to-Animals
Chief of State
Federated Segments of Scolopendra

We will let Yut handle this potential competitor first. If they survive that... unpleasentness will happen.
~CEO of RecDrug Incorporated, during a closed meeting.

ooc: honest to GOD, Mish - I swear, the day you come up with something original, I'll die from the shock of it. Don't you have anything better to do with your time than come up with cheap ripoffs and puppet after puppet sporting lame half-assed concepts? And you wonder why you rub folks wrong and end up ridiculed so often.


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We take great exception to both the name and purpose of this organization. Any and all transports, personnel and goods trying to cross our borders, or that come in contact with any of our holdings, operatives or fleets, (be they naval or space) will be confiscated, jailed and impounded, without exception. Any and all appeals will be handled through our office of Public Affairs, Minister Evangelista Ravanelli presiding.

In the meantime, we support our honorable allies in their legal case, and wish to add our support for a possible group action lawsuit, as this infringes on all members of the Triumvirate, casting a negative light on our great alliance.

--Nathicana D'Aquisto, Dread Lady of the Dominion


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In a smoke-filled room in Devras

"So, some stupid bastards decided to horn in on the market, eh? La Famiglias won't like it. Already hearing some stir from some of the heads," says one man, taking a slow pull at his cigar.

"Looks like. Standard operating procedures?" replies an older woman as she lifts her wine glass up for a sip.

A heavyset man, his brow furrowed in thought, mutters a curse under his breath. "Quite. Put the word out. Any and all of these upstarts assets are fair game, along with their C.E.O.'s. Lets see what a bit of pressure there turns up, shall we?"

"Agreed. Do we let the Lady know what's up?" asks the first man.

The heavyset man shakes his head, reaching for his wine in turn, and taking a sip before answering. "No, not this time. If officials start poking their noses in, then we move. Besides, word has it she's got plans of her own."

The others nod in agreement, and talk turns to other matters.

Aboard the ARSNV Shenzhen (Destroyer): 0945 Hours, 2km from Sinoese waters...

"Sir, those damn Yuts are attempting to smuggle drugs into Sino again!" The seaman lowered his binoculars and informed his superior via the headset.

"Very well, INTEL has confirmed that vessel, desguised as a civilian freighter belongs to the drug barons. Sink it." Commodore Wong was relentlessly annoyed at the find. "Give no warning for their nation has been warned enough."

Within seconds, guided torpedoes and CIWS were engaging their target. This is clearly not a drill.

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Not even a chapter but a sentence in the ongoing war against drugs.

"Mishakal is a Pakled."

Thoughts of the Commander, p.10

OOC: The Yut is the lastname of the corporations founder and is not linked in any way to TOY, you see not everything revolves around you Scolo.

IC: Offical Statement from CEO Paul M. Yut of the Yut Drugs Incorporated

The Yut Drugs Incorporated Company is not in anyway shape for form affiliated to ToY (who's very existance I was unaware of until this evening). The company is named after my father, David Q. Yut and the Corporation will continue to use the name as no one can really force any and all families across the universe to change their last names just because it happens to be "Yut".


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The Corporate Pharmacy of Yut Drugs Incorporated: Giving You The Best Drugs Out There!
Some restrictions may apply due to laws that may exist in your nation. We cannot be held responsible for your actions with any and all products you may but from Yut Drugs Incorporated. affiliated

OOC: The Yut is the lastname of the corporations founder and is not linked in any way to TOY, you see not everything revolves around you Scolo.


Пойдите к черту Вы внебрачный ребенок

OOC: Sino I didn't send ANY ships to your nation.

IC: Secret Encrypted Communication from the Yut Drugs Incorporated Company

To: Minister Evangelista Ravanelli of Dread Lady Nathicana
From: Yut Ambassador Daren Plux of Yut Drugs Incorporated

The Yut Drugs Incorporated Company wishes to request the government of Dread Lady Nathicana lift the ban on our pharmaceutical company and allow us to conduct business in your nation to the profit of both our peoples.


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The Corporate Pharmacy of Yut Drugs Incorporated: Giving You The Best Drugs Out There!
Some restrictions may apply due to laws that may exist in your nation. We cannot be held responsible for your actions with any and all products you may but from Yut Drugs Incorporated.

OOC: The Yut is the lastname of the corporations founder and is not linked in any way to TOY, you see not everything revolves around you Scolo.

ooc: you created it that way, and yes, given the longevity and 'face recognition' the Triumvirate of Yut has, that -is- going to be the first thing folks think of, which is exactly why you went and did it - just to create screen time for yourself by ripping off stuff other people have worked on. Say what you will, deny it if you want. We've seen it time and time again, and frankly, we're not buying it. You want to play and be recognized and respected? Come up with something worth that, and you'll get it. You want to continue to be ridiculed and mocked and continually shot down? Keep going the way you have, and whining, and ignoring anything and anyone that inconveniences you.

That was just a freakin' petty statement, and you know, s' about what we've all come to expect from you. Of course it isn't linked in any way - the creators of Yut didn't have a damn thing to do with this. You, however, did. Now suck up the consequences. Again. As usual when you pull this sort of shit.

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From: Minister Evangelista Ravanelli


I have spoken to the Dread Lady herself on this matter. Her words were, and I quote:

"Hell will freeze over first."

I think you have your answer.

--Evangelista Ravanelli, Dominion Minister of Public Relations

We find that such an organization blatantly supporting things that many nations are against is appalling. Whether or not the name of the corporation is coincidental or not does not matter. Any and all transports, personel, and goods that attempt to cross into the Shogunate, or come into contact with Shogunate operatives, holdings, or fleets will be confiscated and impounded without exception, with personel being jailed and tried for smuggling illegal substances under Arpean law.

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~Tsume Dragonis
~Secretary of Foreign Affairs
~Immortal Shogunate of Reploid Productions

All vessels bearing the logo of the imposter Yut are hereby considered to be smugglers. All Treznor military and police units who encounter them have orders to board and confiscate both ships and cargo. The crews will be detained and tried under Treznor law.

This criminal activity will not be tolerated.

Devon Treznor
Emperor

In the Kargaahl Imperial Complex....

Emperor Gorrm prepares to enjoy a trip to the Whispering Savannahs, in order to meet with the Hrubban Tribe Elders there about how to make their accomodations more amenable. As he finishes packing, an aide brings the Yut Drugs communique to his attention.

Emperor: "What manner of poorly conceived joke is this?"

"Well, apparently it's a coincidence."

"Coincidence or not, this makes us and our associates look bad. We can not allow it."

"Prescribed action?"

"Scolopendra is persuing legal action. Treznor and Reploid Reproductions are holding an imprompt embargo. The Dread Dominion is....being clandestine. Which bodes ill for their recipient. Sino is prepared to destroy their vessels. Hmmmm......"

The Emperor paces a bit, then holds his head high.

"We will do all these things. Send the CEO of Hreer Weapon Works a message. We're requisitioning his retainers to join with the Scolopendran team. We will also supply some Sweeper drones to Treznor and Reploid to aid in their embargo. And while we are at it, prepare the 7th Armor Cavalry for battle. This abberation will die in one form or another. And send a comm to this Yut Drugs to this effect......"

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<<General Comm>>
<<Directive: Yut Drugs Inc.>>

To the CEO of Yut Drugs Inc.

Your announcement brings shame to us and our allies. We recommend you either operate under a name that has not been trademarked, go into a more honorable line of work, or cease all operations immediately. Coincidental or not, your name is adversely affecting us by your activity. Failure to comply will bode ill for you.

Emperor Gorrm
Kargaahl Imperial Complex
<<Comm ends>>

Offical Announcement from CEO Paul M. Yut

Explain this to me, how is it that it ook you fifty years to notice that our nation used the lastname of both my father and myself as it's company name? As far as our Corporation-Nation is concerned ToY does not exist, it has never shown up on our World-Map, none of it's nations have had any dealings with Yut Drugs Incorporated before and our nation has existed as a Pharmaceutical Company for Fifty Years. We will not change the company name and your reasons for war are mute and non-existance, unless you are just one of the many would-be tyrants that exist in this world.


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The Corporate Pharmacy of Yut Drugs Incorporated: Giving You The Best Drugs Out There!
Some restrictions may apply due to laws that may exist in your nation. We cannot be held responsible for your actions with any and all products you may but from Yut Drugs Incorporated.

We never said we were persueing war. Merely that your smugglers will not be welcome in our lands, and will be treated as the smugglers they are. Fifty years or five years makes no difference- had you gone loudly public in your infancy, you would have received the same response. Just because we were unaware of your existance before does not make your tasteless advertising now any less slanderous.

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~Tsume Dragonis
~Secretary of Foreign Affairs
~Immortal Shogunate of Reploid Productions

This Announcement from Y.D.I.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=105468


Note: The Promo reflects the liberal drug laws of Y.D.I. and as such was not meant to offend anyone.

OFFICIAL TRIUMVIRATE OF YUT DISCLAIMER

Yut Drugs Incorporated is in no shape, manner, or form associated with the Triumvirate of Yut or any of its member states. We are currently pursuing legal action against YDI for slanderous misrepresentation of a internationally respected name.

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/scolopendra/laura_kelvan.gifCivil Servant Laura Kelvan
Paperpusher Queen
Triumvirate of Yut

{Public Transmission}
x Emperor Gregor Vetinari (IUo Cetaganda)
o Everyone

I am not amused. Until such time as you choose to change your name, any ship flying the flag of your nation will be searched, and should they be carrying anything illegal in any Triumvirate nations, the ship will be siezed and its crews interned. Should you take any more action that could be considered harmful to the Triumvirate, we may expand this into a full naval blockade.

"We should fire some ballistic missiles into Yuttish territory to wipe the subhumans out!"

- ARSCF Supreme Commander General Liu (in a recent address to the Military Junta)