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Perfect China News Network

The Prophet Zin Tien-Hu announced from the Grand Temple of the Stars and Moon in Beijing that the Royal Maoists, people who worship Empress Mao Lin-Pin as Divine will be sending missionaries all across the world to convert people to the worship of the Divine One (as they call the Empress).

The Prophet was quoted saying that, "It is time that the Peoples of the Earth learn of the Glory of the Divine One, it is time that Her Glorious Light be Shined upon the Whole of the Earth so that the Human Race may Worship the One True Divinity as they should."

This is in keeping with the Missionary Projects being done by the Cult of Venus and Neu Gong which are going to report the success rate of their conversions in the next week.

In accordance with our Freedom of Religion act, we allow your missionaries to enter our country. We will be deciding after the things settle down if it is a cult or not.

Your missionaries will not be hindered from entering Ariddia.

The Capitalist rot will not be seeping into the USSNSP unchecked.

We will grant the missionaries of the Divine One conditional entry upon our lands. They must respect our laws and not attempt to disrupt the peoples' devotion to their Queen.


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HRM Queen Ayane Yoshiyama
Ruling monarch of Ribenia
Granddaughter of Shintaro the Wise
Descendant of Sakura the Radiant

bumpy

In Diplomat Angel's Office:

"These missionaries shall not be accepted within the lands of the Pink Fluffy Bunny." Angel stated to the speaker phone to Mr. Mysterious-Dude-On-the-Other-End.

"But-"

"No buts about it. We don't need another religion in this nation. Only the worship of the |_337 P3n6u1n is accepted here."

"Miss Angel, the nation leader might want to see them."

"Well, shot them, bury the bodies, and make sure no one figures it out. I'm certain our intelligence agency and other diplomats can cover it up as an accident. No telling what there is around the borders of this nation."

"Alright Miss Angel, as you wish."

Angel picks up a wine glass and tips it to her lips taking a drink of the red wine. Another giggle was given before calming herself down.

No one will tarnish the L337ness of the Pink Fluffy Bunny with wierd senseless babble and worship of some queen. She thought to herself.

In accordance with Freedom of Religion, your Missionaries will be allowed in, but they will have little success, our own Empress is already worshipped as a Divine Being by many.

Now that the civil war is over, Emperor Vahn will be deciding if this is a cult. Should it be found as a cult, he will ask for them to leave immediatly. Should they fail to do that, then they will be thrown out and barred for entrance.

The missionaries were sent to Telliria, Ariddia, Ribenia, and Kecha and plenty of funds were sent to build Temples to the Divine One, the Grand and Eternal Goddess Mao Lin-Pin, Empress of Perfect China.

Any missionaries will be arrested. We must warn you, upon arrest they will be raped by other prisoners and sent back.

Good Day,

William Wall
Governer Balmora Prison
Draconis Nightcrawlis

His Omniferocity's government has no problem with adherents of any religion setting up shop in Freeport on Amida Island- provided they obey the following rules:

1) No attacks of any kind against adherents of rival religions will be tolerated.

2) Attempting to convert nonbelievers by any means other than example is illegal.

3) No religious practices that violate Dominion Law will be permitted. This specifically includes urging citizen-shareholders to violate Dominion Law.

4) As with any other non-diplomatic person or structure within the Dominion, Internal Security personnel will make unscheduled searches of persons, property, and dwellings/businesses to ensure Dominion law is not being broken.

If these restrictions are acceptable, the adherents of your religion will be permitted to enter Dominion Territory at Freeport- following which they will all be required to read and acknowledge with their signatures the Dominion Legal Code.

Eternal Arch-Villain Psychopompos
Minister for Pre-Subjugation External Affairs

Two Red and Black policemen walked past the temple being erected just outside the heart of of Cité-Belle, one of the major cities in Ariddia. Well, at least these missionaries were providing jobs. The government, of course, had upheld the communist laws, and have accepted the funds and used them to pay workers.

It was an impressive architecture, one of the policemen thought as he paused to look it up and down. Very different from the buildings around it.

"You aren't thinking of converting, are you?" his colleague joked.

He chuckled.
"Nah. Good luck to them, though. it'll be interesting to see how this turns out..."

The missionaries were sent to Telliria, Ariddia, Ribenia, and Kecha and plenty of funds were sent to build Temples to the Divine One, the Grand and Eternal Goddess Mao Lin-Pin, Empress of Perfect China.

Your missionaries will be under close surveillance. Any attempt to have your cult supersede the citizens' love for their queen will result in expulsion. We regret having to observe you, and hope you enjoy life in our beautiful queendom.

Telliria has decided that this new religious activity will be deemed a cult. The cultists are being asked to leave with the 25 people they converted.