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Confectionary Warfare Store

Pablicosta
13-12-2003, 11:35
Welcome one and all to the only store to sell confectionary so good it could kill!


Without further ado, the list!

Thunder drops-£100

Tiny fruit drops with an added, "kick", sure to make a storm in the stomach-resulting in death.

Toffee Surprise-£500

Normal Tofee? Where do you think you are a sweet shop? This is toffee with a difference. The colourant involved in the making is actually Ld50-a deadly agent which kills after arround 45 minutes.

Liquoriche Choker-£250

Just one long stringy peice of that stuff we all love. But once swallowed this variety will not go down the throat, sticking to it and eventually casuing death by choke.

Assination Mint-£1000

For those tedius board meetings! Just drop one onto the mint tray and watch as your victim collapses, with all signs pinting to a stroke.

Explosive Bon-Bon-£750

Simple. A Bon Bon with a remotely detonated explosive. Contains sufficient power to tear victim apart.

Lethal Agent 104-£5000

The fatsest way to get rid of your foe in this store. As soon as it hits the cells of the body this sweet will intiate the brains self destruct function. DEADLY IN ALL USES-NO ANTIDOTE.



**More Soon**
13-12-2003, 11:37
The brain has a self-destruct function?

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Pablicosta
13-12-2003, 19:43
The brain has a self-destruct function?

*hides button*

[biology lesson]Yeah, Like if your going to die and you need energy to survive your brain shuts down bits of the body-killing them off to conserve energy. Eventually it comes to itself and just stops all neuron transactions.[/biology lesson]