the immediate surrender of all nations
kneel before me and worship me as your leader and i will take mercy on your pathetic nations.
Nianacio
13-12-2003, 00:29
No, thank you.
*sits back, grabs a bag of pop corn and waits for the fireworks to start.*
A Few Rich People
13-12-2003, 00:29
Know what, I may not be an ancient nation with 1bil+ pop or 2k posts but I could walk in with my first division and practically blow on you and you would crumple and die.
Let all idle talk be silenced!
CoreWorlds
13-12-2003, 00:31
*ignites lightsaber*
Or else what? You'd best kneel before me.
I'm not sure if he really wants to go to war...I'm sure there is a nation out there that has a military larger than the whole of his nation.
CoreWorlds
13-12-2003, 00:35
Me in action:
http://drs.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Tenchi+Masaki/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://sparker.crosswinds.net/images/tenchi.jpg
Be afraid! Be very afraid!
Caveymen
13-12-2003, 00:36
Population: 945 million
Economy: All-Consuming
Tax rate of 90%, most of which goes to Defense.
You do the maths.
Draconis Nightcrawlis
13-12-2003, 00:37
I say we urinate on his nation, show him whos boss :twisted:
Crimmond
13-12-2003, 00:50
kneel before me and worship me as your leader and i will take mercy on your pathetic nations.Watch and learn people...
We, the government of Crimmond, appointed to speak for the entirity of this galaxy bow before you and declare you ours and the galaxy's leader.
Now, just a rundown of what's been going on....
The GDODAD is back
There is a world wide reccession
There are about 300 wars raging around the galaxy right now
The gateway between Hell and Earth may be thrust open at any moment(if you don't get this, just ignore it)
Pirates are arvaging spacelanes
Lord Melkor seems willing to annex part of Mars and the nations living there
1980's music is making a comeback
The planet is EXTREMELY overpopulated
There are thousands of warships in orbit
The debris from space prgrams clogs orbit and has created a ring of garbage aroung the planet
There are several large radioactive areas of the planet unlivable
Now, may I ask how his mercifullness plans to handle such problems?
A Few Rich People
13-12-2003, 00:53
Well all I can say is:
Ouch.
An Eizen automated garbage scow carrying nearly one million gallons of sewer waste and other undesirables was diverted from its planned course into the sun today and was instead directed to the nation Dumbvilla, whereupon it dumped its cargo on their Capitol building and Capital city. The Scow was then self detonated in such a way as to release thousands of gallons of highly toxic fuel into the environment.
ooc: eat Hearty Bee-Otch
Falasmayon
13-12-2003, 01:08
I refuse to deign to respond to such a meaningless statement. I will however, laugh at you profusely... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: and wait for you to be blown up by some more interested nation :twisted:
*yawns. still waits for the fireworks to start*
Aztec National League
13-12-2003, 01:22
kneel before me and worship me as your leader and i will take mercy on your pathetic nations.
The Aztec National League is normally a pacifist nation, but we will show our other, warrior nature to those who deserve it. Repent for your nOOb sins and you will continue to exist.
1980's music is making a comeback
OOC:There is nothing wrong with music from the 1980's. In fact, I can barely stand music today.
Henleaze Avenue
13-12-2003, 01:22
Ah ha. Hah. Oh dear...
Come on now, deep breaths, that's it... and we're back. Welcome to reality, Mr Dumbvillia, you seem to have had a bit of a seizure there. But we're OK now...
Crimmond
13-12-2003, 01:26
1980's music is making a comeback
OOC:There is nothing wrong with music from the 1980's. In fact, I can barely stand music today.I know, I just wanted to toss a fake one in the list and was listening to the local '80s station. ;)
Caveymen
13-12-2003, 01:29
Caveymen's military contains almost twice as many people as Dumbvillia. This is somewhat amusing.
If only there was a forum where n00bs would actually be punished....
Draconis Nightcrawlis
13-12-2003, 01:31
What nuking them isn't enough for you?
Crimmond
13-12-2003, 01:32
If only there was a forum where n00bs would actually be punished....The wittyness and sting of my response was not punishment enough?
Liverpool England
13-12-2003, 01:58
I'm not sure if he really wants to go to war...I'm sure there is a nation out there that has a military larger than the whole of his nation.
Sliponia, you are so right. *is nearing 2 billion pop* Good luck in taking over my country.
Caveymen
13-12-2003, 02:01
I'm not sure if he really wants to go to war...I'm sure there is a nation out there that has a military larger than the whole of his nation.
Sliponia, you are so right. *is nearing 2 billion pop* Good luck in taking over my country.
*is nearing 1 billion pop* and still has almost 2x as many troops as Dumbvillia has people
I'm not sure if he really wants to go to war...I'm sure there is a nation out there that has a military larger than the whole of his nation.
Sliponia, you are so right. *is nearing 2 billion pop* Good luck in taking over my country.
Aren't I always right? [mumbling] What? I'm not? Oh...well, I'm correct most of the time...? [further mumbling] Oh good. Well...I'm done.
1980's music is making a comeback
OOC:There is nothing wrong with music from the 1980's. In fact, I can barely stand music today.[/quote]
Nothing wrong with the music? Everything was wrong with the eighties.
Reploid Productions
13-12-2003, 08:13
kneel before me and worship me as your leader and i will take mercy on your pathetic nations.
"Wow, haven't had one of those for awhile. Fire the PWNZ0R!"
"Yes'm!"
http://rpstudios.ian-justman.com/junk/CGgoods/Ignoremk-iv-OWNED.jpg
kneel before me and worship me as your leader and i will take mercy on your pathetic nations.
Bold talk for one that uses feces as currency.
I think your entire populace would make delightful snacks.
Wretchengard
13-12-2003, 08:36
kneel before me and worship me as your leader and i will take mercy on your pathetic nations.
No.
Bradley Steelblood
Overlord of Wretchengard
Isles of Wohlstand
13-12-2003, 08:37
Ummm yea...
http://members.lycos.co.uk/tarek13/god.jpg
Rodriquezland
13-12-2003, 08:40
kneel before me and worship me as your leader and i will take mercy on your pathetic nations.
Oh dear god, *kneels*.
kneel before me and worship me as your leader and i will take mercy on your pathetic nations.
http://1000smilies.com/babies/animated/surrendering.gif
<Sarcasm>Yes, what is your command, o' glorious leader?</Sarcasm>
OOC:
Arg... Not again!
Moontian
13-12-2003, 09:27
*the King picks his nose*
hmm... Dumbvillia... such a correct name for such a stupid nation. My mucous will blow them apart, if they don't kneel before ME.
*orders his mucous to be sent to an anti-matter reactor mounted in a Tortoise hoverskid, to be sent to dumbvillia to explode as a nuke.*