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The two holy prophets of "Espen", the state leaders of the Colony of Espendom would like to inform all the souless persons in the world, you now have an oppertunity to see the true light!

Repent from the evil, Espen is the third, but the great big supernatural power. All that you have ever believed as good is Espen, he is in us, the two holy prophets, and we give you all the chance to believe. We give you a chance to join us, to believe in us, to let Espen take a part in you. He has hidden from the face of the earth since humanity woke up, but he is now slowly wakening. Join us.

On behalf of the Colony of Espendom and the second prophet, Valdemar
I thank you sincerely,

One of the two chosen prophets,
Espens right hand,
Guardian of truth,
Soldier of freedom,
Enlightened guru of all that was, is and is going to be good,
Humanity's best friend
Councellor of the Colony of Espendom,

+ Count Pyrox the terrific +

:!: The Community of Wholeness refuses to let such stupid, religous ranting beeing preached. All that is good is in the human nature. The truth is that there are no "prophets" or "gods". We will fight anyone who tries to decieve the people of the world with such dubious techniques of holding power.

As Karl Marx, our nation's great hero said: "Religion is opium for the people."

Regards, Wholeness' anti-god minister Theos Novus

(PS: if you didn't get that: WE'LL NUKE YOU. Bastards) :!:

(PS: if you didn't get that: WE'LL NUKE YOU. Bastards) :!:

No you won't. :roll:

We refuse to accept your heretical claims and false prophets.

Cardinal Russell Crowe
Holy Latin Empire
Member of "Defenders of the Faith" alliance

OOC

We won't nuke you, but just annoy you with Catholic theocracy.

bah, Posiedon owns all. Go away before I strip you of your Ozone

The two holy prophets of "Espen", the state leaders of the Colony of Espendom would like to inform all the souless persons in the world, you now have an oppertunity to see the true light!

Repent from the evil, Espen is the third, but the great big supernatural power. All that you have ever believed as good is Espen, he is in us, the two holy prophets, and we give you all the chance to believe. We give you a chance to join us, to believe in us, to let Espen take a part in you. He has hidden from the face of the earth since humanity woke up, but he is now slowly wakening. Join us.

On behalf of the Colony of Espendom and the second prophet, Valdemar
I thank you sincerely,

One of the two chosen prophets,
Espens right hand,
Guardian of truth,
Soldier of freedom,
Enlightened guru of all that was, is and is going to be good,
Humanity's best friend
Councellor of the Colony of Espendom,

+ Count Pyrox the terrific +


we deny your claims as false and heretical, just assume that assasins have been sent to kill your "prophets"