NationStates Jolt Archive

Meet your new ruler.

12-12-2003, 09:07
Put me through to the pentagon!!!!
[Do you know what sound a cow makes?]
Don't toy with me Ernie, I've already dispatched of Mr. Hooper! I've got 6 armed men stationed outside big bird's nest.

And as for Linda, well it's rather difficult for a deaf woman to hear an assassin approach, now isn't it?

You know, as first lady of the American stage Helen Hayes once said, "I'm going to kill you!"

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http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/ssig.jpg
12-12-2003, 09:20
LOL! But Stewie, you know you can't leave the table without finishing your vegetables. It's broccoli, it's good for you!
Kajiraki
12-12-2003, 09:22
Damn the brocolli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers....of course, my personal favorite....

If you let me go, I'll give you anythgin you want! Money, power, women...men?
12-12-2003, 09:30
So brocolli, Mother says you're very good for me... well I'm no good for you! The first rule of war is 'Know thine enemy' and I know this: Cold kills brocolli! It's so simple! Al I have to do is build a machine that can control the global environment! Forecast for tomorrow: A few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!

http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/ssig.jpg
Kajiraki
12-12-2003, 09:31
My plan is almost complete, what do you think of that? (Looks at brocolli)...DONT MOCK ME!
12-12-2003, 09:39
My plan is almost complete, what do you think of that? (Looks at brocolli)...DONT MOCK ME!There's an evil monkey in my closet.

*wishes he could find a pic of the monkey*
Kajiraki
12-12-2003, 09:49
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/434717/evilmonkey.jpg
12-12-2003, 09:50
YES! Where did you find it?!?!
Kajiraki
12-12-2003, 09:52
planet-familyguy.com
12-12-2003, 16:47
sweet, I got a new wallpaper now lol