NationStates Jolt Archive

Unintentional humor involving the national animal

12-12-2003, 05:17
When I was first creating my brand spanking new nation, I thought I had a funny idea for the national animal. Imagine my surprise today when NationStates beat me at my own game. To say the least, the issue entitled "Average citizens on the Dinner Table?" made me take notice. Here, in its entirety, is today's agenda.

Average citizens on the Dinner Table?

The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Haeret's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that average citizens could be added to the menu.

The Debate
"The fact is, the average citizen population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Zeke Barry. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have average citizen kebabs, average citizen pies, average citizen-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
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"I agree that something needs to be done about average citizen over-population," says random passer-by Lars Mombota, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
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"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Bianca Utopia. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The average citizens were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The average citizen is part of what makes Haeret a great nation!"
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12-12-2003, 05:20
Some one's nation was having "catgirls" on the dinner table. :shock:


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Duke Anthony Cucolo
Grand Duchy of Cucolo
Isla de Penguinata
12-12-2003, 05:21
:lol:

That's great! I've seen stuff like this happen all the time. :D
Steel Butterfly
12-12-2003, 05:21
"I agree that something needs to be done about average citizen over-population," says random passer-by Lars Mombota, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."

best one :lol:
12-12-2003, 05:22
Some one's nation was having "catgirls" on the dinner table. :shock:


I hear that's a popular among gentlemen's clubs. :twisted:
12-12-2003, 05:23
Some one's nation was having "catgirls" on the dinner table. :shock:


I hear that's a popular among gentlemen's clubs. :twisted:

You're a sick sick man...

...I like it. :twisted:



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Duke Anthony Cucolo
Grand Duchy of Cucolo
Jeruselem
12-12-2003, 05:23
A self-sustaining population with population control!

"Where's grandma" asks a kid at dinner. Dad says "In front of you".
Virgin Atlantic
12-12-2003, 05:23
LOL, cannibalism
Fyreheart
12-12-2003, 05:33
A self-sustaining population with population control!

"Where's grandma" asks a kid at dinner. Dad says "In front of you".

LOL
Fyreheart
12-12-2003, 05:33
A self-sustaining population with population control!

"Where's grandma" asks a kid at dinner. Dad says "In front of you".

LOL
Diminix
12-12-2003, 05:35
I had human feces on the dinner table once lol
Isles of Wohlstand
12-12-2003, 05:37
lol, hilarity...
12-12-2003, 07:39
My puppet's:

Jumping Humans on the Dinner Table?

The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for (Name omitted)'s Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that Jumping Humans could be added to the menu.

The Debate
"The fact is, the Jumping Human population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Max Clinton. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have Jumping Human kebabs, Jumping Human pies, Jumping Human-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
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"I agree that something needs to be done about Jumping Human over-population," says random passer-by Lars Cricket, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
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"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Bill Utopia. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The Jumping Human were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The Jumping Humans is part of what makes (name ommited) a great nation!"
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Karakas
12-12-2003, 08:11
Some nations in my region have "Japanese schoolgirl" as the national animal! Must wash eyes!
Glorious Humanity
12-12-2003, 08:17
Now that's funny. :lol:
12-12-2003, 15:33
"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Bianca Utopia. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The average citizens were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The average citizen is part of what makes Haeret a great nation!"
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lol. They're treating average citizens like animals.