NationStates Jolt Archive

*attacks each country with 5 000 000 000 soldiers and kills everyone*

HAHA! I WIN!!!

is this some kind of statement on the state of nationstates? whoa, way to many states there!

*attacks Jitano with 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 soldiers and conquers his country plus all other countries*

If this didn't happen so often, it would almost be slightly funny.

I declare that the starter of this thread is a moron, regardless of whether their thread is meant seriously or as "satire".

*sigh*
Another newb....another war declaration...when will they learn...
:roll:
~Prongs

*attacks you all with 5000000000000000000000000000000000 tanks + 800000000000000000000000000000000000000000 soldiers and kills everyone*

I SURE LOVE RP'ING!! So interesting! My first match and I won!!!

*sigh*
Another newb....another war declaration...when will they learn...
:roll:
~Prongs

*attacks pheonix with 1000000000000000000000 million robots who crush him*

HAHA IM INVINCIBLE!!

*sigh*
http://www.spaced-out.org.uk/images/s2dvd/boring.jpg

Erases the country Your Averager RPer from the surface of earth by a really big-space-based IGNORE-cannon!

*sigh*
http://www.spaced-out.org.uk/images/s2dvd/boring.jpg

You forget "teh nooks"

You forget "teh nooks"

*NOOKS YOU WITH 800000000000000000000000000000000000 NOOKS AND KILLS YOU*

Take THAT, biatch! NO ONE DARES STEP UP TO ME!!

You forget "teh nooks"

*NOOKS YOU WITH 800000000000000000000000000000000000 NOOKS AND KILLS YOU*

Take THAT, biatch! NO ONE DARES STEP UP TO ME!!

Fires ::IGNORE:: cannon

~Prongs
(Smoke you!)

You forget "teh nooks"

*NOOKS YOU WITH 800000000000000000000000000000000000 NOOKS AND KILLS YOU*

Take THAT, biatch! NO ONE DARES STEP UP TO ME!!

Fires ::IGNORE:: cannon

~Prongs
(Smoke you!)

I didn't realize that there were really people out there like Averager.

I didn't realize that there were really people out there like Averager.

Toahno adds this forum to the list of forums which a 5-million nation invades the world with 500 trillion people:
Loses count.
Tries again.
Prepares to spend eternity counting again.

my army of undead will destroy all nations, the darkness will rise and kill all

my army of undead will destroy all nations, the darkness will rise and kill all

Please...

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/troll.jpg

:twisted: i win you all lose end of story

Fires his .:IGNORE:. cannon, too.
At both, Your Average RPer and Kunta.

http://home.tiscali.be/silvio/wallpaper/Sci-fi/Explosion.jpg

People like Avenger are just PATHETIC because they just DREAM about takeing over the world sooooooooo unless this meagre 5 million population in which only 2 million will be official soilders unless his nation has a all in the military program and those soilders in that "program" are the best of the besst IN THE WORLD and he has enough of them he will never suceed.

People like Avenger are just PATHETIC because they just DREAM about takeing over the world sooooooooo unless this meagre 5 million population in which only 2 million will be official soilders unless his nation has a all in the military program and those soilders in that "program" are the best of the best IN THE WORLD and he has enough of them he will never suceed.

I'll take a modalert for 100

MOD ALERT, this is just stupid and pitiful

*follows that with a mass firing of his 349059 mm Ignore Cannon*

*wacks with tree branch* we dont have a millitary and we could still beat you down

Well... I'll use my space based Ignore... it hasn't been used much and I want to make sure it works...

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ignoresat.jpg

Yep. It works.

and i will put my army of eleventy quadrillion ninjas armed with febreeze on red alert. you will die if you invade me

there should be an IQ requirement for this game...like something above 75 maybe...and no children under age 9!
besides the sheer stupidity of it all, he's flame bait...besides, from a logic standpoint, I have a billion + ppl...his country doesnt even have a bullet for everyone of my citizens...someone make the child go home...

Well the nation of LostParadise sends out wave after wave of its brave young men and women who seduce and make love to every soldier that they can find, causing mass desertions in the armies of all other countries!!

there should be an IQ requirement for this game...like something above 75 maybe...and no children under age 9!
besides the sheer stupidity of it all, he's flame bait...besides, from a logic standpoint, I have a billion + ppl...his country doesnt even have a bullet for everyone of my citizens...someone make the child go home...

Isn't seventy five a bit low? Same for 9 really.

there should be an IQ requirement for this game...like something above 75 maybe...and no children under age 9!
besides the sheer stupidity of it all, he's flame bait...besides, from a logic standpoint, I have a billion + ppl...his country doesnt even have a bullet for everyone of my citizens...someone make the child go home...

Isn't seventy five a bit low? Same for 9 really.

Make it an IQ requirement of 100(which is average) and an age of 15

You forget "teh nooks"

*NOOKS YOU WITH 800000000000000000000000000000000000 NOOKS AND KILLS YOU*

Take THAT, biatch! NO ONE DARES STEP UP TO ME!!

grow the hell up

You forget "teh nooks"

*NOOKS YOU WITH 800000000000000000000000000000000000 NOOKS AND KILLS YOU*

Take THAT, biatch! NO ONE DARES STEP UP TO ME!!

grow the hell up

AAAAAAARRRRGH! YA GOT ME!

(points finger like gun.)

BANG! BANG! I got you this time, so you have to lay down.

Then BOOM you drown in your own ignorence

Aahhhh...... have we all forgotten the most powerful weapon out there?

*sigh*

Releases computer-virus that travels into every network everywhere and crashes every computer....... execpt his own :twisted:


There, now my country can go back to peace.....

hmmm....since you seem like a nine year old...*sends special attack force, consisting of Micheal Jackson and Barney the Dinosaur to your home, where they work their "magic" on you*

*sigh*
Another newb....another war declaration...when will they learn...
:roll:
~Prongs

He ain't a newb. It's too stereotypical.

Silly person










:roll:

I have added Your Averager RPer to my Idiot Nation List.

cant you see he's trying to be satirical in the essence that hes over exaggerating the kind of idiotic claims that some nations make, expecialy those with 5 million people (IE the ones that have only JUST joined...and know piss all about the game). now i know the whole premesise of his posts are based upon a concept which is annoying, but the man (or woman) is making a valid point...and something should be done to, oh, i dont know...mute/gag those idiots who do this kinda crap for real.




:roll: doesnt take an idiot to work THAT lil' lot out!

uses titanium encased nuclear device and fries the earth game over for everyone lol

Laughs.

Attacks "Your Average RPer"

Conquers them with one legion. Laughs.

Everyone, point and laugh.
*points and laughs*

Erases the country Your Averager RPer from the surface of earth by a really big-space-based IGNORE-cannon!
YAY!! It's been a while since I've seen a good use of an IGNORE Cannon. Well done, Bloody good show mate!

Make it an IQ requirement of 100(which is average) and an age of 15

HEY! 15? I'm only 14.... :D (mein IQ ist 180)

There are no Averager infidels in our country. Never!

Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/07-minister.jpg

*attacks each country with 5 000 000 000 soldiers and kills everyone*

HAHA! I WIN!!!

+1 Post woo, its too bad they all die, yup my defense is just that good.

There are no Averager infidels in our country. Never!

Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/07-minister.jpg

He tells the truth!

*attacks you all with 5000000000000000000000000000000000 tanks + 800000000000000000000000000000000000000000 soldiers and kills everyone*

I SURE LOVE RP'ING!! So interesting! My first match and I won!!!

*Raises an eyebrow as he sees the enormous army approuch and subsequently drown in the ocean because they had no naval capabilities.*

Look their Lemmings! :lol:

Make it an IQ requirement of 100(which is average) and an age of 15

HEY! 15? I'm only 14.... :D (mein IQ ist 180)

Gee... that's almost as inflated and ridiculous as RPer's claims.

:shock: its amazing how little it takes to get people flying off the handle over such a small thing

*sigh*
Another newb....another war declaration...when will they learn...
:roll:
~Prongs

*attacks pheonix with 1000000000000000000000 million robots who crush him*

HAHA IM INVINCIBLE!!

*points out that "1000000000000000000000 million" isn't a number*

STOP BUMPING THIS P.O.S THREAD.

Listen to him, for your own sake!

STOP BUMPING THIS P.O.S THREAD.
No I am not scared, and neither should you be! The Automagfreeks, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. I triple guarantee you, they will be defeated.

Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2002/08/13/wirq13.jpeg

*Fires the new Sebytanian ingore cannon ING-2524a to whoever who tries to invade us in this thread*

http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~krohloff/bazooka.jpg
Ha ha even our children are better trained than you morons.

*attacks Jitano with 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 soldiers and conquers his country plus all other countries*

*spends a minute thinking how he has more soldiers than people. Thn realises the solders were made of tin. Now everything makes sense.*
the leader of Zervok calls a national emergency. All kids in the nation now have 10000 free tin solders. We hope this will help their military planning and suppliment intelligence.
*Decides against making tin solders national currency, for super inflation reasons.*

*attacks Jitano with 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 soldiers and conquers his country plus all other countries*

*spends a minute thinking how he has more soldiers than people. Thn realises the solders were made of tin. Now everything makes sense.*
the leader of Zervok calls a national emergency. All kids in the nation now have 10000 free tin solders. We hope this will help their military planning and suppliment intelligence.
*Decides against making tin solders national currency, for super inflation reasons.*

I have eaten Tandoori Chicken with Garlic and extra Chillies in the last 24 hours.

I demand that this futile and wanton warfare ceases immediately.

The consequences of non compliance are simple. I shall decend upon your state and unleash a mighty and unstoppable biological attack that will neutralise your population and render your state helpless.

Now play nicely

Why is this thread still around?

I have eaten Tandoori Chicken with Garlic and extra Chillies in the last 24 hours.

I demand that this futile and wanton warfare ceases immediately.

The consequences of non compliance are simple. I shall decend upon your state and unleash a mighty and unstoppable biological attack that will neutralise your population and render your state helpless.

Now play nicely

why am I always late for the n00b bashing?