Come join the Cubicle Mountains
Mind numbing office work got you down? That's probably why you're here in the first place. Bring your nation to a region that places your nation sized ego into an 8 by 8 gray box, the beauteous Cubicle Mountains.
From the World Fact book:
The Cubicle Mountains are a steep gray carpeted but not very soundproof geographical feature. The natives marked by a kind of glazed over half-sleep. The nations located here pretend to work hard but are in fact noodling with NationState.net. The primary economic activities are paper shuffling, long silly meetings and thumbtack throwing.
Bring a legal pad (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_region/region=cubicle_mountains)
The cubicle mountains is proud to recognize The Republic of YodelyOnes as our new regional delegate. This gets the rest of us largely off the hook of statecraft. Congratulations on getting more responsibility and no more pay!
:D
http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_region/region=cubicle_mountains
This is a great region in which to live :D
This is a great region in which to live :D
This is a great region in which to live :D
Good morning from the beautiful Cubilc Mountains Region. Drop in and find out what is so appealing about this wonderful region.
Forgive me if my tour drags on, my love for my region is only exceeded by the number of office supplies I've stolen from it.
My country Spicolli is the founder of the region. Spicolli's national animal is the event handler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests. The Most Serene Republic of Spicolli is a large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service.
Next in the region is The Republic of YodelyOnes our UN Delegate is a large, staunchly libertarian nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and 0% Income Tax.
Next is the Republic of Jax Augustus where genetic researchers have been expelled, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and meat-eating is frowned upon.
Next are the various confederacies of Kinyodas. Kinyodas's national animal is the Basset Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Kinyod. In East Kinyodas a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun and eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. In North Kinyodas the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and sex offenders find themselves 'cut off' from any ability to repeat their crimes. Finally West Kinyodas has a substantial private sector is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry.
Then there is the Dominion of Deputy Administrators. This nation likes to believe it dominates the region but is in fact a glorified secratary. The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Coffee Consumption.
Next is the Grand Duchy of David Lee Roth. Dave Lee Roth's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
Those who enjoy nude art will enjoy The Borderlands of Gaiares. By coincidence Harry Potter is a bestseller here.
A government program is underway to revitalize The Republic Deelo's beaches.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government of The Republic of Golden Oldies stops and the rest of society begins.
The Holy Emprire of Juan Valdes seems to have joined when the region's UN Delegates spearheaded a campaign to secure better Quality Coffee worldwide.
Finally in the Matrix of Agent_Smith Clones society and government have been organized according to a feudal heirarchy.
The average tax rate in the region is 33%. As of today 12/24/2003 the most common UN Category in the region is Inoffensive Centrist Democracy at 28% of the nations, and 57% of the economies are 'Strong', 'Very Strong' or 'Powerhouse'. However, not everyone is putting the right coversheet on their expense reports. I hope this trend will turn around.
I almost forgot the new nations in the region:
The Kingdom of Chylothia is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate population of 5 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level social equality free of the usual accompanying government corruption.
The Dictatorship of Ducksenburgia has as it's motto "God made the world to be a pond for the mighty DUCKS." Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low.
Finally the United States of Cubicle Mountains boasts a powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Gambling industries.
link (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_region/region=cubicle_mountains)
Cubicle Mountains Stats (http://www.provocativeplanet.com/cubicle/)
Cubicle Mountains Region Page (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_region/region=cubicle_mountains)
We are 19 nations. I dare any group to try to come in and wrest the UN delegateship from the mighty Most Serene Republic of Spicolli :P