NationStates Jolt Archive

"Move zig!" shouted the duke.

This was believed to translate to "Reclaim the world that is rightfully yours my children! Move out the armies and world domination shall be ours!"

The army of 50,000 soldiers began marching out and giving people leaflets that said "Please let us take over your nation. It'll be really good under our dominion!"

The brotherhood of Shadowsdale condems the attempt to take over the world and is willing to offer upto 50,000 troops to countries who would require it.

"You know what you doing!" shouted the duke.

"Thus begins a new era in non-violent warfare!" shouted his translator. "The world shall be ours".

Upon reading your missive regarding world domination through non-violent means, we have decided to issue this non-violent response.

http://rpstudios.ian-justman.com/junk/CGgoods/fulldragonmoon1.JPG
~Tsume Dragonis
~Secretary of Foreign Affairs
~Immortal Shogunate of Reploid Productions

P.S.- Beware, there are many people out there who would gladly set you up the bomb.

OOC: Um...huh?
IC:

The duke dribbled silently, and his translator continued to give out ridiculous orders.

Duke's translator and aide: "You heard the duke! Move zig!"

Colonel: "What the hell is a zig?"

Translator: "Don't gimme that! Get to work!"

Colonel: "Yes sir! Troops...uh...move zig!"

Private: "Do what?"

Lance corporal: "I dunno. I'm going to the pub."

((OOC: Just being silly- the pic is a mechanoid dragon... ah... basically slapping its rear at your soldiers =) ))

No response comes from the Empire, where an intern disgarded the reports as a joke.

"Captain!" the ensign declared from the comm suite. "We get signal!"

"Main screen turn on." the Captain declared.

A man's voice floated over the speakers on the Dominator Class BB. "All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive, make your time."

"What?"

The man speaking paused. "Dunno. I think I meant... ah, screw it. I hate you."

The screen turned off, and techno began pounding through the bridge. "What the hell?" the Captain declared as he pulled the plug on the CD playing.

"This behaviour from Reploid Productions will not be tolerated", yelled the translator insanely. "It is unfitting for the duke's eyes!"

"you are on the way to destruction!" shouted the duke.

"Yes!!!!!!!" Shouted the translator "Destruction! D-I-S-T-R-U-K-S-er....Troops! Attack Reploid Productions!"

All but a few of the troops were nowhere to be seen. The remaining ones gave him the finger.

"Fine! Looks like I'll have to do this myself. Now, which one's the AK-47?"

The translator, carrying an AK-47 and clad in his best kitchenware, headed over to Reploid Productions in search of vengeance.

"you have no chance to survive make your time!!!" shouted the duke.

<Governor Buckley looks over the various activities of AYN, and takes another sip of his whiskey>

Assistant: "Sir, should we respond? Should we inform the Imperial Ministry?"

Buckley: "Didn't something like this happen recently?"

Assistant: "Yes, but this case is different, somehow...."

Buckley: "Agreed - this Duke seems to suffer from either autism or some severe alcohol problem."

Assistant: "So, we should.....?"

Buckley: "Take one of the fliers, wrap it around a bottle of Jack Daniels, and send it to the Duke, with our regards."

<Buckley takes a much large swig of his wiskey....>

The duke received the whiskey and sent back the following thankyou message: "how are you gentlemen. what happen. we get signal. Yours sincerely, the duke of All Your NationStates. xx"

Should you dare to attack my nation, my people's patriotism will soar and will fight until every last one of us is either dead or vicorious is defending the Imperial Motherland!

LONG LIVE THE ETERNAL FLAME OF THE IMPERIUM ROMANUS NOVUS!!!!!

on the other hand, you might set us up the bomb and then, we're screwed.

Should you dare to attack my nation, my people's patriotism will soar and will fight until every last one of us is either dead or vicorious is defending the Imperial Motherland!

LONG LIVE THE ETERNAL FLAME OF THE IMPERIUM ROMANUS NOVUS!!!!!

Thus spoke the duke: "main screen turn on. we no attack you Sachka. we love you Sachka."

Watchout for those bombs they can be deadly.
The General looked at the reports. "What is a Z.I.G. anyways?"
"Dunno sir should we send them up the bomb?"
"Yes several thousand at least"
"mwhahahahahahahahahahahaha" they laughed watching the tv not bothering with any bombs.

ooc-
What we could have done-
http://www.realts.com/images/gdi/xgdi_mrls.jpg
what would have happened to you
http://www.montgomerycollege.edu/Departments/planet/Science_Club/Great_falls/Explosion2.JPG But i decided not too cause this is interesting in its funny sort of all your base way.

OOC: For any of you veiwers who don't get a word that anyone said, here's the link to the glory that is: "All Your Base Belong to Us." (http://www.newgrounds.com/collections/ayb.html)

The translator got to the border of Reploid Productions but was informed that the nation could not take in any visitors as it was not currently "browsing the forum". Confused by this, the translator sat down for a think and realised he had the AK-47 pointed the wrong way all along.

ooc- CATS rules mwhahahahahaha and so does the whole all your base thing its the ultimate in hilarious tech.

Empress Ashanti read the news article titled, "Badly-translated Video Game enthusiasts attempt world take-over."

She calmly set the Virtu-Paper down and keyed the phone intercom.

"Angie," she asked.

The intercom buzzed. "Yes, ma'am?"

Ashanti pressed the button again. "For great justice, take off every zig!"

"Yes, Empress."

The troops all had a good time in the pub and got drunk, but not too drunk and nobody got run over in their intoxicated stated.

THe END :?

What you say!!

If Wombat News doesn't jump on this, I'll eat my combat boots.

If Wombat News doesn't jump on this, I'll eat my combat boots.

If Wombat News doesn't jump on this, I'll eat my combat boots.

((OOC: Noted. :twisted: ))