NationStates Jolt Archive

IC:
Greetings! My name is Erik Haek. I am attempting to travel around the world. A consortium of travel agencies and airlines has agreed to sponsor airfare between nations in exchange for advertising on my web site. I am seeking lodging, meals, and local transport, as well as admission to any local sights. Please post if anyone in your nation is willing to let me stay for a day.

Has visited: Sliponia
Cuurent location: Sliponia
Itenerary:
Esryia
Al Anbar
Jeruselem
Kajiraki
Dammfeck
Dark Outcasts
Draconis Nightcrawlis (tentative, pending security issues)
Spyr
Charimania
Isselmere
Trixia

OOC: This is a travel guide to NS inspired by http://www.letmestayforaday.com/ . Post if you want to advertise your nation by putting up Erik in exchange.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=102703

The founders of the NS-Sliponia Music Awards is willing to put you up in the most luxurious hotel in all of Sliponia and give you a ticket to the Music Awards. What do you think about that?

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=102703

:::Erik arrives in Sliponia via Dai Air:::
Cool! The Dead Lamas are up for an award!

we will give you a free Presidential suite in the Aries Bay Hotel. this includes a queen size bed, breakfast, lunch and dinner, and a private pool. you will also get a free montly pass to bus and train commuter service around the island of java in Indonesia. you will also get a free round trip ticket to the first run of your new high speed train, the NXGT (Next-Generation Train).

The Republic of Al Anbar is willing to give you free travel throughout the Republic, so that you may tell your audiences about how Al Anbar really is.

Sadly, if Erik comes to Steel Butterfly he will be shot...so...he should probably come here last...

bump

Well I will visit Esryia and Al Anbar next. Thanks for the hospitality! :D

And I will certainly avoid Steel Butterfly!

If he enters Crimmond he will get to see the wonderful view of the Air Station he landed at, as there are no airports or any toursim to Crimmond. He will then get the experience of being interogated by officers, then deported, his bags shipped back two months later, mysteriously devoid of valuables.

So I won't be visiting Crimmond either. That's cool. :D

Travel our pilgrim routes through Jeruselem. We'll even provide a free lodgings and a female security officer to protect you as long as we get good coverage.

Cool. Jeruselem is on the list.

Tourists get shot in Draconis Nightcrawlis, they damage the enviroment and belittle the locals.

And Draconis Nightcrawlis is not on the list!

I must mention that the government doesn't mind the tourists, its the locals that tend to shoot them. :lol:

Cool. Jeruselem is on the list.

Actually, we'll include spending money of $US5,000 and some interviews with local celebrities too.

Should you visit Kajiraki (Japan), you will have lodging at the White Tiger Hotel in downtown Tokyo. One of our may Giesha will be your escort for your stay, and you will be granted a sittign with the Council of Seven. I regret to inform you that you will not be able to meet with the Empress, as she is only available to meet with government sanctioned officials.

Supreme Chancellor

You can come to the People's Republic of Da'amfeck and enjoy our traditional cuisine and culture. The capital city, Muter-feck, has a population of 25 million -- it is the most urbanized area on the continent of Jon-was'ir. In this great metropolis, the people never sleep. Every night the party animals come out and stay out until the sun's rays shine again, listening to all kinds of music, eating great food, getting disgustingly drunk, and in general having a great time.

You too can join the fun. Da'amfeck is extremely welcoming to strangers and our population is known for its friendliness and social acceptance. Anyone who knows their food knows that Da'amfeckian cuisine is truly a beautiful thing. Fine wines and ales, along with the therios, a liquor made out of the crushed leaves of the Illubrium tree; hot, spicy noodles in succulent sauces; all manner of stir-fries and wok cooking; and a great national favourite, the beeli (a dumpling filled with ground beef, chilli peppers and asterone leaves, dipped in plum sauce or chilli sauce.

You can visit national treasures such as the Old Wall of Borellia, or the Imperial Palace at Payse, and even see the old Swarish religious rituals in the townships of South Kento. Everywhere you go, people are kind and welcoming, and you will not be shot, robbed or deported.

Da'amfeckian Airlines will fly you here for free in return for advertising, and you'll get a hotel suite in Muter-feck or whatever other city you'd care to land in, as well as a pension of $5,000 DD a day! It doesn't get any more luxurious than this.

Draconis Nightcrawlis: We may reconsider....

Jeruselem: Excellent! Looking forwards to some good publicity. :D

Kajiraki: Great! You are next on the list.

Cool, Daamfeck! You're next! :D

Erik should visit the High Elven Realm of the Dark Outcasts (So called because they haev not seen the light of Valinor and remained in the east). He will be put up in the finest palace built by the hands of Elves or that of men. He will have a meal with the Everqueen herself (Astarielle) before being taken on a tour of the capital, the highlight being a trip to a flight simulation institute - where you really experiance flying with no manufactured aid, just you and the wind beneath your arms. In the simulator you can fly over cities and around the entire nation and region.

Just keep to the capital Exetergrecia and you should be fine :wink:

The counties of Barkerius and Dark Valley are defiantly places to avoid.

Cool, Daamfeck! You're next! :D

Yeeeeeee!
We need the attention and the tourism. But all the claims are absolutely true! :D

Dark Outcasts has been added to the itenerary. Draconis Nightcrawlis is pending.

:::Erik wanders around the airport in Sliponia, looking for whomever is supposed to be to picking him up:::

Erik wanders into the airport bookstore. He brouses around while waiting.

The People's Republic of Spyr (http://www.freewebs.com/strain) would be glad to host you in a visit to our nation, including a tour of major historic and cultural sights. We are sure you will enjoy time spent in Spyr, and we are glad to foot the bill in exchange for increasing international recognition of our nation as a tourist destination.

Cecil Li
Minister of Commerce, PRS

Erik buys a copy of the Lonely Planet guide to Sliponia.
he goes out into the terminal and finds an internet cafe. On checking his e-mail account he notes the message from Spyr and adds them to his itenerary.

You can roll over here to Charimania, you have the free presidential suite at Globe Hotel located in Corviheim, home of the International Basketball Jam. Here in Corviheim, you can camp and fishing in the Lake Hawkins lake district. There is also a beach on the lake. After that, you have a free private jet to other cities, you can go to Urakami, where you can go to the Japanese Garden and eat Japanese food at the Famous Amuro Restaurant. You also can go to Francis Parvon beach and do your thing.

Please feel free to visit Isselmere and Nieland. The Isselmere-Nieland Tourism Authority (INTA) offers a lovely suite--large bath, king-size bed, plasma TV, and an inexpensive mini-bar--in the Royal Metropolitan Hotel in the capital, Daurmont. The INTA suggests visiting around the 15th of February so you might take part in the events of the Day of Happy Regrets. You may leave feeling guilty, but you'll have a smile on your face.

Sincerely,
Harminder Grewal, MP, Minister of State for Tourism, Ministry of Culture and Communications, Isselmere-Nieland

Charimania and Isselmere are added to the itenerary.

Erik buys a copy of the Lonely Planet guide to Sliponia.
he goes out into the terminal and finds an internet cafe. On checking his e-mail account he notes the message from Spyr and adds them to his itenerary.

A man in a Slip City Earthquakes' soccer jersey walks up to Erik.

Man: Hey, how ya doin'? I'm from the NS-S Music Awards, are you ready to go? We've got a limo waiting outside for ya. We've made arrangements for you at the Shilton Hotel. This is one of the best five star hotels in all of Sliponia. Welcome to Slippywood!

If you honour the nation of Trixia with your presence. We will treat you to a tour of our nation, showing you the great landmarks and our leader, Trix Redski, wil treat you to dinner in The Red Room for some traditional food, the you can indulde in the luxury of The Imperial Hotel before taking a private plane from Trixian Air to your next destination.

Yours,
Lauren Blueton
Travel Director

To Sliponia: Cool man! Lets go. :::gets in the limo and goes off to the Shiltpn.

Trixia: great. You'll be added to the itenerary.

Erik arrives at the hotel. After checking in and taking a quick shower, he cxrashesd out for a nap.

Erik leaves the hotel for the show.

Daistallia,

You are more than welcome to come visit Guinness Extra Cold for as long as you want and everything included for free.

Our world famous tourist sights include Whiskey Falls, a massive 400 foot tall waterfall pouring 18 year old single malt onto ships bellow.

The longest bar strip in the world measuring at 150 kilometers with moving sidewalks and public bathrooms every 20 meters.

Bouncing McJugglies, our famous adult oreintated restaurant, many a political career has been made and ruined in this red light extravaganza.

And don't forget that once a day at 3:00 o'clock, the skies rain peppermint Schnapps.

Hope to see you here!

Ƕǿǃd

:shock: Erik may move you to the top of the list!

We would invite you, but you might want to read this (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1563313&highlight=#1563313) first ...

S. Grockle
Kanangan Tourist Board

OOC: Seeing as the holidays are over and the music awards appear to have died, I*m moving on. :)
IC: Next stop Esryia!