NationStates Jolt Archive

Greetings, all.

It appears that our region is under the threat of attack. Someone's feelings got hurt by the region founder when they bailed their old regionand started up Sid Vicious. As such, we have begun a defensive build up. The region's current defenses will be listed below, but not in total. We have to keep SOME secrets, yes?

And just so folks know, this isn't a sales thread or a call for assistance. This is basically just to make everything nice and legal. In bold is where the units are made.

Rat City Automotive
PT-002 Hop-toad personal transport
http://www.5amfunnies.com/punkjeep.JPG
All-terrain, with a .50 cal machinegun mounted on a swivel turret.
Powered by a hydro-electric/tritium engine.
Speed: 125kph cruising 300 kph max
1.25 tons weight

http://www.5amfunnies.com/punkAPC.JPG
ATT-050 Squat-Mutt APC
All-terrain, also with a .50 cal machinegun and a 90mm cannon, both swivel mounted.
Powered by a hydro-electric/tritium engine.
Speed: 100kph cruising 225 kph max
Can hold 15 soldiers
5.1 tons weight

http://www.5amfunnies.com/punktank.JPG
MAU-110 Vermin light-armor tank
All-terrain, also with a .50 cal machinegun and a 135mm cannon, both swivel mounted.
Powered by a hydro-electric/tritium engine.
Speed: 112kph cruising 220 kph max
4.5 tons weight

http://www.5amfunnies.com/punkAA.JPG
MAA-035 Fly-Swatter mobile anti-aircraft gun
All-terrain with four laser-guided .35 mm anti-aircraft guns on a swiveled mount
Powered by a hydro-electric/tritium engine.
Speed: 125kph cruising 300 kph max
2.5 tons weight

Malaria Bay Air-Werkz
UCC-030 Mosquito utility combat chopper
http://www.5amfunnies.com/punkchop.JPG
VTOL rotary blade
Has four air to surface laser-guided rocket launchers with 4 rockets per launcher. Range is 5 kilometers. Also a dual-barreled .20 mm autocannon, turret mounted
Can hold 8 passengers comfortably
Speed: 225 kph cruising 550 max
Powered by a hydro-electric/tritium engine.
3.25 tons weight

Zyklome Boat Yards
http://www.5amfunnies.com/punkfrig.JPG
PB-30 Guppy Light patrol frigate
Powered by a 2 hydro-electric/tritium engines.
Has one turret-mounted 90mm smooth-bore double barreled cannon, 2 laser-guided anti-aircraft cannons (swivel mounted) and two depth-charge dispensers
Weight: 125 tons
Speed: 25 knots cruising 45 knots maximum

That's all i'm putting up for now. I'll probably post more later. Keep in mind this is a region-wide effort, and the other nations in the region are welcome to post their efforts up here.

Wez
Big Cheese of the Aging Punks
http://home.earthlink.net/~peterpank/wez.jpg

Whoa! Is that you? (at the bottom of the page) well, I hope this makes everything legal with your weapons. yeah Anarchy! and Sid! whooohooo!

yeah those weapons are great. will will defeat the other nation. anyway in the words of nughuffer "wooohooo :lol: !"

OOC: Whoa! Easy on the WOO HOOage! Damn kids.

Actually, that's a good friend of mine in the pic. He's a glory-hog anyway, so he won't give a crap. I'll work myself in somehow as Minister of Scatalogical Bombardment or something.

Wow, a bunch of Anarcho-clones getting off on themselves (himself?). This is the creepiest thing I've seen on this forum for a while.

Wow, a bunch of Anarcho-clones getting off on themselves (himself?). This is the creepiest thing I've seen on this forum for a while.

Who the hell are you and why do you insist on wasting my share of oxygen by existing? Either give constructive criticism, pose a question or GO SCREW! Ass-hat!

Nice, fast, and ass-kicking. Thats a good combination for weapons. Good luck with the war if it happens.

Gives it the Zenti seal of ass-kicking

Wow, a bunch of Anarcho-clones getting off on themselves (himself?). This is the creepiest thing I've seen on this forum for a while.

Who the hell are you and why do you insist on wasting my share of oxygen by existing? Either give constructive criticism, pose a question or GO SCREW! Ass-hat!

Congratulations, you've just exposed yourself to the international community as the neanderthal you truly are. Applause.

Presgreif, Aging Punks, cut it out. Now.

Will do.

Now for a few more units we're working on here in the region of Sid Vicious. We love our punk rock stars DEAD! My Minister of Naughty Toys, Baz, has been playing with these ideas, and we've decided to make them a reality.

From Malaria Bay Air Werkz
STOL A2S-035 Spitball
http://www.5amfunnies.com/punkantitank.JPG
Carries 4 anti-personnel bombs and 6 air to surface missiles
Also features a 20mm minigun with 2400 rounds of tugsten-tipped bullets
Needs 1/2 kilometer of space to land, and about the same to take off
Max speed is 550 mph
Has all kinds of sensors, and a 2-D HUD in the cokpit. Requires a 2 person crew to handle it.
8 meters long and wide

FIF-110 Cicada
http://www.5amfunnies.com/punkfighter.JPG
This unit carries 12 air to air missiles, and features a 20mm cannon under the nose.
Needs 2 kilometers to land and 1 kilometer to take-off.
Max speed is 1200 mph
Also requires a two-man crew
7 meters long, about 6 meters wide.

Rat City Automotive
MAAU-032 M.D.C.
http://www.5amfunnies.com/ptank.JPG
Oh ho ho! This is just what we need to run over lots of stuff!
Features 2 130mm smooth-bore cannons and 2 turret mounted .50 calibre machineguns.
A ram-prow sporting nasty spikes is used to ram things, and move them out of the way. Great for psychological effect too.
Max speed: 150 kph
Max climb: 35 degree steep hill
8 meters long, 4 meters wide, 3.5 meters high

That's all for this update. We're working on bomber designs, subs, aircraft carriers and all sorts of other goodies. Say goodnight, Baz.

http://home.earthlink.net/~peterpank/baz.jpg
Good night!

Baz Tard
Minister of Naughty Toys

And <<BUMP>>

Comments? Questions?