ImperlisticPrussia
09-12-2003, 11:39
FAO Foreign Sectaries
The KMK (Kaisers Media Korperation) feels its duty to tell the world of the following rumours that are circulating in opposition groups in Willistein. It is being whispered in foreign policy circles that the Government is purchasing the dead and dying bodies of pixies, leprechauns, orcs, trolls, elves, and other non human beings to cheaply provide power for its citizens, and to use its bio-degradable heat as a source of fuel for other projects ie his personal hot tub. Furthermore due to a lack of foodstuffs, there are further rumours of “collective eating arrangements” for the hungry with the remnants of these projects, from huge soup kitchens. We, whilst applauding the measures taken to help the unfortunate, are most horrified, mortified and appalled at the treatment of our non human brethren and urge action as a mater of urgency.
Kaiser Matt the Ace, CiC Imperial, Army, Navy, Airforce, Special Forces, Director of the Intelligence Services, the KMK, Purveyor of the Imperial Wine and Beer Celler, Foreign and Domestic Policy expert. VC (for the defeat of Communism whilst being mortally wounded, with an extraordinarily large paper cut)
The KMK (Kaisers Media Korperation) feels its duty to tell the world of the following rumours that are circulating in opposition groups in Willistein. It is being whispered in foreign policy circles that the Government is purchasing the dead and dying bodies of pixies, leprechauns, orcs, trolls, elves, and other non human beings to cheaply provide power for its citizens, and to use its bio-degradable heat as a source of fuel for other projects ie his personal hot tub. Furthermore due to a lack of foodstuffs, there are further rumours of “collective eating arrangements” for the hungry with the remnants of these projects, from huge soup kitchens. We, whilst applauding the measures taken to help the unfortunate, are most horrified, mortified and appalled at the treatment of our non human brethren and urge action as a mater of urgency.
Kaiser Matt the Ace, CiC Imperial, Army, Navy, Airforce, Special Forces, Director of the Intelligence Services, the KMK, Purveyor of the Imperial Wine and Beer Celler, Foreign and Domestic Policy expert. VC (for the defeat of Communism whilst being mortally wounded, with an extraordinarily large paper cut)