Federation auctions new top-secret invention!
GMC Military Arms
09-12-2003, 10:06
Yes! Having created our latest masterpiece, we have decided, rather than keep it for ourselves as logic would dictate we will sell it on the open market! So, here goes!
Cheese and Tuna Sandwitch
Base: White bread, standard size and weight, reinforced with a layer of optimised butter.
Components: 1 can tuna, store own-brand; several ounces of Cheddar cheese, mature, grated; sprinking of salt and pepper. This filling microwaved slightly and served warm for combat effectiveness.
Bidding will start at 95p.
So why exactly is this here and not in General?
I bid 109813409813409813098198123098410981340981301 dollars!
And if you don't accept, I'll send that many n00ks at you, so there!
Liverpool England
09-12-2003, 10:15
Lesse here, how's 200 cents more then Trez there?
I bid not adding you to the whistle stop tour of gravship d00m!
Civil Disobedients
09-12-2003, 10:22
The Communist Hunting Nation of Civil Disobedients' bids 500 pounds Sterling.
Iesus Christi
09-12-2003, 10:23
I am pretty hungry....
3 dollars!
I bid not adding you to the whistle stop tour of gravship d00m!
I bid crushing Sirithril beneath my ironclad warriors.
God, that felt good to say. :P I needed that.
Anyway, our Pizza is better than your sandwich! It is ze pizza of n00k power!
Reploid Productions
09-12-2003, 11:53
I bid-... oh, wait, nevermind, I don't even like tuna. :lol:
I bid... a blue disc and a red disc... I think that's $150 of chips... no... demmit... crap! who stole the calculator? Ok, well, everyone gets an Evil Undead Pirhana Kitten, my compliments.
TEHETHTETHE
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Britmattia
09-12-2003, 13:52
Kipling Massiv Industries HQ
"GMC are selling a sandwhich on the open market sir."
"Well buy it you fool! whatever it takes we must have it! there are untold secrets in every smidgen of GMC technology, even baking and fish."
"Yessir."
OOC And how :P
The Most Glorious Hack
09-12-2003, 13:57
Seeing as how we ranked 91462th in the world for Largest Cheese and Tuna Sandwich Industry, we'll be importing these on a steady basis.
Aqua Nation Atlantica
09-12-2003, 13:58
Tuna being a favourite, we bid 5 dollars!!
But is it water proof?
Holy Latin Empire
09-12-2003, 14:06
Two mad cows and a English cricketer
The Siri&Melkor Tape.
Volumes I to XXV
Holy Latin Empire
09-12-2003, 14:17
The Siri&Melkor Tape.
Volumes I to XXV
LOL, keep it away from Roania ...
The Siri&Melkor Tape.
Volumes I to XXV
LOL, keep it away from Roania ...
Of course. That...lapdog...can stick to his own fantasies
The Siri&Melkor Tape.
Volumes I to XXV
LOL, keep it away from Roania ...
Of course. That...lapdog...can stick to his own fantasies
A) Only Baggera can call me a Lapdog.
B) Don't Lapdogs get preferential treatment? I'm ordered around like there's no tomorrow.
C) Didn't you apply to CENNA, grovelling more than I ever have?
The Siri&Melkor Tape.
Volumes I to XXV
LOL, keep it away from Roania ...
Of course. That...lapdog...can stick to his own fantasies
A) Only Baggera can call me a Lapdog.
B) Don't Lapdogs get preferential treatment? I'm ordered around like there's no tomorrow.
C) Didn't you apply to CENNA, grovelling more than I ever have?
Upon hearing the news, a Sketchian general turns to his aide.....damn, all we have are peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Get the director of fincae on the phone! Tell him I demand funding for 10 billion units of these new Cheese and Tuna sandwichs. Until our military is fully equipped, we'll be vulnerable to crippling hunger in the face of the enemy. Oh yeah, and tell him that we want a triple decker design made - because bigger is always better! Satisfied with the work he accomplished, the general turns and looks at his own peanut butter and jelly sandwich.....and throws a slice of roast beef in. Be damned if I eat tuna.........
Steel Butterfly
10-12-2003, 01:59
Yes! Having created our latest masterpiece
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