NationStates Jolt Archive

Wombat News

For the first time, we bring together in one place some of the Wombat News articles that have annoyed you so:

Faulty Melkor Cuddly Toy Faces National Recall (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1498541&highlight=#1498541)

AM Government Re-Introduces Saber-Tooth Koalas (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1498462&highlight=#1498462)

Killer Sheep Evolve in The Vortex Corporation (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1493215&highlight=#1493215)

XXXX OKs Orc-Human Union (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1491543&highlight=#1491543)

AM Universities to Sell Students’ Body Parts (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1491358&highlight=#1491358)

Sirithil Dolls Unveiled (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1546432&highlight=#1546432)

Elven Women in Torrid Affair Shock (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1546293&highlight=#1546293)

Miss NationStates Competition Bias Claims (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1545659&highlight=#1545659)

Kindergarten Killing Prompts New Gun Laws (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1522074&highlight=#1522074)

Pope to “Get Medieval” on Normack (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1520843&highlight=#1520843)

Bitches Call for End to Bitch-Slapping (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1507246&highlight=#1507246)

Kananga to be World Leader in Tourist-Killing? (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1563313&highlight=#1563313)

Wombat News Reporter Blows Up 747 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1563208&highlight=#1563208)

Technology Overwhelms Mornahosse Spies (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1556357&highlight=#1556357)

Daistallia Demonstrates Correct Method Of Handling Protestors (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1554818&highlight=#1554818)

The People’s Anthill Missile to Defect (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1627675&highlight=#1627675)

World Exclusive – “Halls of the Dead – The Musical” (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1619737&highlight=#1619737)

AM Police Reclaim the Word “Pig” (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1581406&highlight=#1581406)

World Traffic Court Hears First Case (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1800965&highlight=#1800965)

Roania Banned from UN Boardgame Convention (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1673444&highlight=#1673444)

Wombat TV Announces New Reality TV Shows (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1673246)

Raw Prawn TV (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=831660&highlight=#831660)

AM Tests Massive Bomb of Peace (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1671958&highlight=#1671958)

Sketchians Demand Menelmacari Elf-Aid in Protesting against … um … Menelmacar (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1872951&highlight=#1872951)

Granny Slag to Market Suicide Bomber Jackets (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1801041&highlight=#1801041)

AM Government issues Letters of Marque to Airlines (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1802258&highlight=#1802258)

Angelus Adds to IGNORE List (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1874144&highlight=#1874144)

Wombat TV Launches “Survivor –Islamic Law” (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1894638&highlight=#1894638)

“Elfs: Meat at its Finest” Ad Campaign Launched (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1894510&highlight=#1894510)

Oglethorpia Urges Farmers to Grow Organs (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1883426&highlight=#1883426)

New Public Toilets in Knootoss (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1951365&highlight=#1951365)

Nations Beg for Donations (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1942569&highlight=#1942569)

Mechanoid’s “Prayer for Nothing” Answered (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1941541&highlight=#1941541)

Colony of Extraordinary Mice Announced (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1967488&highlight=#1967488)

Houde’s “Final Solution” – Hedgehogs First (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1953690&highlight=#1953690)

Melkor Plans Comeback Tour (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=88745&highlight=)

SATO and CACE go Head to Head (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2057649&highlight=#2057649)

Casualties Reported in Pablicosta’s War Games (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2011200&highlight=#2011200)

Last Sharldonian Non-Humans Found Behind Couch (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2034332&highlight=#2034332)

Communism Vindicated by Successful Meeting (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2034462&highlight=#2034462)

Psychotic Imperialist Squirrel Confused by President’s Comments (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2066559&highlight=#2066559)

SATO / CACE Nostalgic for Nuclear Brinkmanship (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2078554&highlight=#2078554)

Biotopan Computers Drowned in MP3 Witch Hunt (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2207549&highlight=#2207549)

Amerigans Hearken Back to Halcyon Days of Yore (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2216355&highlight=#2216355)

NationStates Celebrates First Birthday (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2082427&highlight=#2082427)

Steel Butterfly Opens New Stock Exchange (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2279645&highlight=#2279645)

Feral Humans Dwell in Aelosian Parks (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2217456&highlight=#2217456)

Space Elevator Project Hits Snag (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2315127&highlight=#2315127)

Matthew Iesus to Spend Christmas with Whores (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2330769&highlight=#2330769)

Roania Bans Christmas Trees (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2330963&highlight=#2330963)

The Ascension of Angelus (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=103369)

Melkor & Siri Kiss and Make Up (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2375693&highlight=#2375693)

We're Taking a Break (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2396335&highlight=#2396335)

Astrologist Predicts Return of Wombat News (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=113875&highlight=)

GDODAD To Build New Headquarters (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=113895&highlight=)

CACE Promises “fair but rigged” Trade (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=114840&highlight=)

Danneland Fears Possible Marsupial Uprising (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=115387&highlight=)

Faster Than Light Travel Foxes Females (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=115404&highlight=)

Monkey Evolves Spontaneously (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=115126&highlight=)

Interview with a Dominatrix (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=115998&highlight=)

Results of Nathicana’s Knickers Study (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=116353&highlight=)

Celebrity Frying Pan Boxing Show Planned (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=116335&highlight=)

Civil Liberties in Iesus Christi Under Attack? (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=117330&highlight=)

Wombat News to Show Iesus Christi Executions (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=117415&highlight=)

Third Graders to Fight (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=118025&highlight=)


[**more to come, hopefully!**]

[although this is more for my own archive purposes!]

WN

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid87/pda22c0ab2140ceb42cbbf0f2271afd5b/fa9f249c.jpg
ARCHIVES

*applauds, and tags thread for future reference when boredom arises*

#tag# for when I have too much free time.

I missed most of those. a.k.a. tag

tag tag tag and tag some more I need some humor in my NS life.

*Tags the good thread.*

Tag, for obvious reasons.

*Tags for the hell of it*

#tagged for future laughter...

#tagged for future laughter...

Haha, definite TAG here :lol:

<Intelligence Division Marking Number 619. Filed Under AM-WN-Arch. Study Case, "Tag">

"It's a good job we ban foreign media here," Dictator Zina Ramirez said to herself, chuckling. "Wouldn't want the people seeing any of this impudent stuff. Still, it's a damn good read..."


(OOC: In other words, TAG)

.::TAG::.

tag

Some of the links are dead (any chance of a repost to this thread?)...but the amazing humor, sense of irony, and pointed mockeries are as hilarious as ever...please preserve!

TAG

Olorndilo sarat
i.e. Olorndil’s Tag…(literally Mark of Olorndil)

tag

Too bad the first half of those have been wiped...

Teakland's leading choral composer Gustav Talk has arranged a special piece for this post. The South Alton City Boy's choir performs Talk's Ode to Tag.

{Tag; For Reference Purposes}

Hiliarious :D (TAG)

taggy

Whoa boy......I got some catching up to do......

Tag, I guess...

I think my favorite is "Bitches call for an end to Bitch-Slapping."

A headline worthy of www.theonion.com

This deserves to be in the archives forum by far. Automatic taggishness.

And now for something completely different, hurrah for The Onion!

Tag

Lucky bastards.

MASSIVE TAG!