Araknapush
08-12-2003, 18:15
Hello to you, my name is Avid Merrion, I am President of Araknapush. I would like to tell you about our country, so maybe we can be good friends, and hang out at the UN canteen together at lunchtime. I don't want to get picked on by the big countries. OK so here in Araknapush, we have very peaceful people, it's very nice country, good weather, and with our bee-yowtiful hills, and, uh, our also lovely flat places. People of all races and religions are respected, especially the gingers like myself. Gingers get made fun of all of the time, but not here in Araknapush. In fact, I might make that a UN resolution, outlaw the ridiculing of gingers.
We hope to build our tourist industry, and maybe encourage the Hollywood celabrities to come here to film, like the Famke Janssen or the Hugh Jackman maybe to film X-Men. But that is just my dream. Our main exports are cheese, papparazzi magazines, and time-share apartments. We have many bee-yowtiful properties awailable, from as lee-tel as 2000 Clams. According to the UN, we are a Left-Wing Utopia, but they also say my government corrupt! Ah what do they know, just because I have election and everyone vote for me, that not corrupt, it just mean people like me, right? Anyway, I hope you like my country, your leaders are velcome to stay in our top-class apartments free of charge, the only obligation is a short 30 minute presentation on the many, many benefits of owning time-share property, here in Araknapush. Thank you please.
OOC - OK, rather obviously, I'm not a serious RPer. This thread's really just somewhere to spout some semi-funny cr@p for my own amusement. Feel free to completely disregard.
We hope to build our tourist industry, and maybe encourage the Hollywood celabrities to come here to film, like the Famke Janssen or the Hugh Jackman maybe to film X-Men. But that is just my dream. Our main exports are cheese, papparazzi magazines, and time-share apartments. We have many bee-yowtiful properties awailable, from as lee-tel as 2000 Clams. According to the UN, we are a Left-Wing Utopia, but they also say my government corrupt! Ah what do they know, just because I have election and everyone vote for me, that not corrupt, it just mean people like me, right? Anyway, I hope you like my country, your leaders are velcome to stay in our top-class apartments free of charge, the only obligation is a short 30 minute presentation on the many, many benefits of owning time-share property, here in Araknapush. Thank you please.
OOC - OK, rather obviously, I'm not a serious RPer. This thread's really just somewhere to spout some semi-funny cr@p for my own amusement. Feel free to completely disregard.