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loose federation of countrys determines to defeat kev orz leader of cokekila. this nation is a menace and represents everything wrong with society. he is a horrible horrible person and must be defeated at all cost. while our nations are small they are rapidly growing in power. We realize that we ahve an enourmousa challenge in front of us, Cokekilla is a strong nation of over 3 billion, but with our strong resolve and some help we can prevail. I implore help on the behalf of oppressed poeple everywhere, in the name of all that is good in this world Cokekila must be defeated. This counrty uses it's size and power to intimidate new members and feed it's excess. It is a blight on NationStates and should be considered a terrorist nation. I personally know the leader of this counrty and he is a very bad person. He is an anti-semetic white supremecist who has expressed his desire to dominate the heartland region and eventually all of NationStates. He has used such underhanded methods as stealing my password and physically beating me to make me stop in my quest for a peacefull existence, free from such filth as Cokekila. He will undoubtedly deny my allegations, true as they are, and make mention of his high standing in the U.N. Don't be fooled by him, this is all an act, he wants to take over the U.N. and use it to carry out his plans. Help me destroy him, if not for your own protection, then for human decency. telligram me if you are interested

I will not dignify this. All I will say is N00bie alert.

*A Patoxian diplomat walks over*
“Really Dumb Peoples what is y'all's rationale for the war? Why is The Holy Democratic Republic of Cokekila a menace to the world? Do y'all have any proof?"

OOC: Don't worry I just asking his rationale (assuming of course that he has one) for this.

"One other thing, I hate to break it to ya but y'all won't win against a country that large. All that will be left of y'all's country will be a crater and some patches o' crimson."

OOC:
My Foreign Minister and most of the diplomatic corps are at an important summit, so only our more inexperienced lower level diplomats are here.

In spite of worrying news coming from within Cokekila, the demands and accusations as were put forward by the esteemed representatives of Really Dump Peoples were unfounded.

As a member of the United Nations ourselves we can assure you that the nation has, to the best of our knowledge, always complied to any and all resolutions passed by the UN council.

Therefore your request for international aid to free the, as you called it, oppressed people, will not find a willing ear with the Dennish people or government. In fact, the United Nations should be the last institution to rely upon in cases of international disagreement of domestic policies.

Cokekila and its alliance, the Cokekilan Alliance, will receive our and our allies support if any action should arise from your threats. We do not need to protect ourselves from Cokekila and as far as being a threat to human kind we would like you to present convincing evidence.
As a peaceful nation ourselves, we never had any trouble with either their leader or their nation and we do not expect any in the future.

Sincerely yours,
Mrs. Danni Vosil,
UN representative for the Friendly Republic of Dennisov

He has threatened our countries with weapons of mass destruction, and must be disarmed.

This has nothing to do with the heartland. These "nations" are lead by idiots and I would ask that you all look at the UN adress. I feel they are violating UN laws. Check the IP adress

COKEKILA MUST DIE! HE IS A WHITE SUPREMIST AND AN IMPEARLIST. YOU HAVE OUR SUPPORT IF YOU WANT IT.

OY....

The presence of weapons and using them to try and enforce their policies upon other countries is not merely an instrument used by the country you claim should be destroyed.

We are pleased however that the initial threat on your part, for the destruction of Cokekila and her alliance, has been reduced to one of disarmament.

In the current state of the world there is an enormous amount of weapons and weapon platforms. A worldwide agreement for the reduction of these systems stands high on the wish list of the Dennisov foreign policy. We try to show by example by having a small army corps ourselves. If indeed your country has been threatened by a foreign power, we ask that nation to reconsider their decision.
However we fear that a demand such as yours for an unilateral reduction of weapon platforms will (unfortunately) not be agreed upon.

The unjust practices of acquiring your password should be reported to the proper authorities.

As so far as to conquer and rule the region of the Heartland, there are many safe guards in place in that region to prevent or delay such a course of action.

Sincerely yours,
Mrs. Danni Vosil
UN representative for the Friendly Republic of Dennisov

COKEKILA MUST DIE! HE IS A WHITE SUPREMIST AND AN IMPEARLIST. YOU HAVE OUR SUPPORT IF YOU WANT IT.

pssst... move your left pinky finger a little to the left of the letter 'A' on the keyboard you just used. You shall find the Caps Lock key there. Force this one down and your post will suddenly acquire an immense amount of intelligence.

...oh forget it, why did I even bother...