NationStates Jolt Archive

RNN Report:

Raysian citizens have begun to fear for their lives as the Christmas season approaches. A terrorist going by the name "MeChriTAl NoYAGoDi," whose name suggests a shortened version of the Weird Al Lyric "Merry Christmas To All, Now You're All Gonna Die," has threatened to place a bomb on every "Merry Christmas" sign in Raysia. No one has any clue as to what his intentions are, but Raysians are most certainly scared. We are told that the Letter the police received says something along the lines of 'You will all pay for your sins... this Christmas will bring much bloodshed. The angel of Death will strike any sign reading "Merry Christmas," and all those around it.

Citizens are urged to check their property for such bombs, and if anyone has any leads on this terrorist, please call the Police or the NRA hotlines at the bottom of your screen:

Police: 1-888-892-COPS
NRA: 1-800-NRA-GUNS

There is also an unofficial rumor that the ELDERS anti-terrorist force may be on this case.

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It is unknown if this terrorist is planning to strike other nations. We urge everyone to be on the lookout.

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Prince Alexander looked at his surrounding hundreds of guards, and at the immense picture of him in the town square which said, "Merry Christmas, I'm watching."

He smiled. "I think I'm okay."

"The Night Santa Went Crazy"

That's a funny song..... :lol:

"The Night Santa Went Crazy"

That's a funny song..... :lol:ooc: I can sing both versions from memory :P

We are keeping an look out for any suspicous activities, particularly because we are hosting an very important conferece. Thank you for the heads up.

We don't celibrate Christmas(well, not technicly; long story), so this should be a non-threat. Intel and security forces have been alerted, however.

You might consider errecting a multi-hundred-foot billboard with the aforementioned phrase on it in the middle of an open field some distance away from anything, and placing snipers around it.

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We don't have christmas. Nor do we care if there's a murderer on the loose as long as he just doesn't kill ourselves.

We don't have christmas. Nor do we care if there's a murderer on the loose as long as he just doesn't kill ourselves.ooc: Sounds like he'll be making a little stop :P

Would be the dumbest thing he could do. Usually they don't really like our fireballs.

Ah we had that problem last year. It was a fat guy runing naked through the streets with a 9mm firing at random people. Good times....