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Rönne Corp buys out Mazda!

Bajon
08-12-2003, 07:48
In response to other old-earth Automobile companies being bought out by other powers, Rönne Corp, with the backing of the Bajoni Government, has announced the end to secret negotiations with Mazda. Derek Rönne, stated that he will not reveal the amounts involved, but was "pleased to announce that Mazda will now be a part of Rönne Corp." Derek Rönne also hinted to another merger in the near future, but wouldn't disclose anymore than that.

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-Colonial Governor Derek Rönne
President & CEO of Rönne Corp
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Virgin Atlantic
08-12-2003, 07:59
With all the ppl buying up real companies, I think it may be time for a list.
Auman
08-12-2003, 08:10
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Mazda...lets hope now that Ronne corps is in charge they'll stop marketting cars to homosexuals! jk
Crimmond
08-12-2003, 08:32
With all the ppl buying up real companies, I think it may be time for a list.OOC: I'm already making one up. :wink:
08-12-2003, 08:34
I think it's a good buy, hopefully Ronne Corp will have the "zoom-zoom" child shot and cremated and will come out with more intelligent and less incessantly annoying commercials.
Auman
08-12-2003, 11:21
In an announcment made shortly after Ronne corps, the Anti-Funitist Regime of Auman had made public its bid to purchase both the Smolynsk Machine gun factory and Hasbro Entertainment. When asked about the historic bid, newly elected Overlord Marduk explained that "People like machine guns and people like toys...I dont see why we shouldn't give that to them!"

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I just felt like posting what I wanted...considering I heard the word "List" Im not on a list yet damn it!
GMC Military Arms
08-12-2003, 11:24
With all the ppl buying up real companies, I think it may be time for a list.

Fair enough, and being as I threw down a claim for Daewoo in February, I can fairly safely say it's mine.
Virgin Atlantic
08-12-2003, 11:25
OOC:

Quick question: Is Jaguar owned by anyone? What about Peguet?
Auman
08-12-2003, 12:18
I guess I'll alsy claim Nuytco...who knows when that little corporation will come in handy!
Bajon
09-12-2003, 02:23
"Have no fear, the 'Zoom-Zoom Child' is no longer a part of the company. He didn't like the idea of the merger, and quit. In retaliation for this slap on the face, I have chosen to reveal that he is in fact a 45 year old, surgically altered 'small person.' Rönne Corp will be holding auditions to find the next Mazda spokesman."
-Colonial Governor Derek Rönne
President & CEO of Rönne Corp
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~The Nocturnal Empire of Bajon~