The SLAGLands
08-12-2003, 05:04
From The SLAGTown Mirror, Sunday, December 7, 2XXX:
SLAGTOWN - At 11:43 p.m. last Friday night, 28-year-old Il Adib assembly line worker Cody Rogerson returned home to find his wife, 32-year-old Hailey McCracken-Rogerson, collapsed on her kitchen floor, the victim of a brutal attack. She was dead upon arrival to SLAGTown Memorial Hospital.
A thorough police investigation revealed that the wounds suffered to Mrs. Rogerson were similar to those suffered by Prime Minister Marlena Vera Cantrell not two weeks ago. SLAGTown Police Chief V.V. Spitz revealed earlier today that the attacks were instigated by Rogerson's half-Adib son, 4-month-old Kelson Rogerson.
"I just... really don't know what to think," Mr. Rogerson said in an interview with the Mirror. "I never would've thought my son would do such a thing. I still think it was an accident, of course, but you never can be too sure about that these things. It's just very strange."
In the face of the recent rash of Il Adib attacks on their human mothers, many SLAGLanders are beginning to second-guess the decision to allow Adib/human marriages.
"It's just not natural!" said Pastor Geoffrey Phail of the First Church of the Hand of Christ in SLAGTown. "The Lord does indeed love Il Adib as His people, just the same as anyone else, but to place them in the same biological category as humans... well, that's just insane!"
Still others believe that these attacks are further proof that Il Adib have no place in The SLAGLands at all and should be returned to The Outset Islands from which they came. A rally 20,000 strong today gathered outside of The Plaid House, calling for the exportation of all Il Adib back to The Outsets.
Prime Minister Cantrell and Acting Prime Minister Bodyguard Barry have declined comment at this time.
-Bonnie Mangioni
-Lead Investigative Reporter
SLAGTOWN - At 11:43 p.m. last Friday night, 28-year-old Il Adib assembly line worker Cody Rogerson returned home to find his wife, 32-year-old Hailey McCracken-Rogerson, collapsed on her kitchen floor, the victim of a brutal attack. She was dead upon arrival to SLAGTown Memorial Hospital.
A thorough police investigation revealed that the wounds suffered to Mrs. Rogerson were similar to those suffered by Prime Minister Marlena Vera Cantrell not two weeks ago. SLAGTown Police Chief V.V. Spitz revealed earlier today that the attacks were instigated by Rogerson's half-Adib son, 4-month-old Kelson Rogerson.
"I just... really don't know what to think," Mr. Rogerson said in an interview with the Mirror. "I never would've thought my son would do such a thing. I still think it was an accident, of course, but you never can be too sure about that these things. It's just very strange."
In the face of the recent rash of Il Adib attacks on their human mothers, many SLAGLanders are beginning to second-guess the decision to allow Adib/human marriages.
"It's just not natural!" said Pastor Geoffrey Phail of the First Church of the Hand of Christ in SLAGTown. "The Lord does indeed love Il Adib as His people, just the same as anyone else, but to place them in the same biological category as humans... well, that's just insane!"
Still others believe that these attacks are further proof that Il Adib have no place in The SLAGLands at all and should be returned to The Outset Islands from which they came. A rally 20,000 strong today gathered outside of The Plaid House, calling for the exportation of all Il Adib back to The Outsets.
Prime Minister Cantrell and Acting Prime Minister Bodyguard Barry have declined comment at this time.
-Bonnie Mangioni
-Lead Investigative Reporter