07-12-2003, 05:42
Seven Oysters News Report
Welcome to The Queendom of The Seven Oysters best and only sorce for pressing news! Time for today's top story:
The Seven Oysters police force has issued an alarming report. It seems that a small group of simple minded Oysterins have had the gall to try to their own private "news"paper!
Remember, that any citizen caught reading inappropiate propaganda will be subject to arrest, and possible "relief of life." So, be smart and just say no! And remember to turn in any dissedent to your local police station.
That's all the news we have for today, and remember, "If you're not dead, be happy!"
OOC-This is my first post, and I would like to say hi to all you out there :D!
Welcome to The Queendom of The Seven Oysters best and only sorce for pressing news! Time for today's top story:
The Seven Oysters police force has issued an alarming report. It seems that a small group of simple minded Oysterins have had the gall to try to their own private "news"paper!
Remember, that any citizen caught reading inappropiate propaganda will be subject to arrest, and possible "relief of life." So, be smart and just say no! And remember to turn in any dissedent to your local police station.
That's all the news we have for today, and remember, "If you're not dead, be happy!"
OOC-This is my first post, and I would like to say hi to all you out there :D!