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Rangers vs SF

The Chief of Staff of the Army asked his Sergeant Major, who was both Ranger and Special Forces qualified, which organization he would recommend to form a new anti-terrorist unit. The Sergeant Major responded to the General's question with this parable: If there were a hijacked Boeing 747 being held by terrorists along with its passengers and crew and an anti-terrorist unit formed either by the Rangers or the Special Forces was given a Rescue/Recovery Mission; what would you expect to happen?
Ranger Option

Forces/Equipment Committed: If the Rangers went in, they would send a Ranger company of 120 men with standard army issue equipment.

Mission Preparation: The Ranger Company First Sergeant would conduct a Hair Cut and Boots Inspection.

Infiltration Technique: They would insist on double timing, in company formation, wearing their combat equipment, and singing Jody cadence all the way to the site of the hijacked aircraft.

Actions in the Objective Area: Once they arrived, the Ranger company would establish their ORP, put out security elements, conduct a leaders recon, reapply their face cammo, and conduct final preparations for Actions on the OBJ.

Results of Operation: The Rescue/Recovery Operation would be completed within one hour; all of the terrorists and most of the passengers would have been killed, the Rangers would have sustained light casualties and the 747 would be worthless to anyone except a scrap dealer.

Special Forces Option

Forces/Equipment Committed: If Special Forces went in, they would send only a 12 man team (all SF units are divisible by 12 for some arcane historical reason) however, due to the exotic nature of their equipment the SF Team would cost the same amount to deploy as the Ranger Company.

Mission Preparation: The SF Team Sergeant would request relaxed grooming standards for the team.

Infiltration Technique: The team would insist on separate travel orders with Max Per Diem, and each would get to the site of the hijacking by his own means. At least one third of the team would insist on jumping in.

Actions in the Objective Area: Once they arrived , the SF Team would cache their military uniforms, establish a Team Room, use their illegal Team Fund to stock the unauthorized Team Room Bar, check out the situation by talking to the locals, and have a Team Meeting to discuss the merits of the terrorists' cause.

Results of Operation: The Rescue/Recovery Operation would take two weeks to complete and by that time all of the terrorists would have been killed, (and would have left signed confessions); the passengers would be ruined psychologically for the remainder of their lives; and all of the women passengers would be pregnant. The 747 would be essentially unharmed, the team would have taken no casualties but would have used up, lost, or stolen all the "high speed" equipment issued to them.

Reads thread

he smiles

then he starts to chuckle softly to himself

then he's on the floor laughing insanly

Good one :lol:

Haha...good old military humor.

For a second I thought it was actually a serious comparison until I got part way into reading it.

Good one, I liked that a lot.

Aequatio: Silly you :lol:.

Here's some more.

The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations or A Diversified Approach to Military Operations:

Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area.

Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake.

Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes.

Aviation: Has Global Positioning Satellite coordinates to snake. Can't find snake. Returns to base for refuel, crew rest and manicures.

Ranger: Plays with snake, then eats it.

Field Artillery: Kills snake with massive Time On Target barrage with three Forward Artillery Brigades in support. Kills several hundred civilians as unavoidable collateral damage. Mission is considered a success and all participants (i.e. cooks, mechanics and clerks) are awarded Silver Stars.

Special Forces: Makes contact with snake, ignores all State Department directives and Theater Commander Rules of Engagement by building rapport with snake and winning its heart and mind. Trains it to kill other snakes. Files enormous travel voucher upon return.

Combat Engineer: Studies snake. Prepares in-depth doctrinal thesis in obscure 5-series Field Manual about how to defeat snake using countermobility assets. Complains that maneuver forces don't understand how to properly conduct doctrinal counter-snake ops.

Navy SEAL: Expends all ammunition and calls for naval gunfire support in failed attempt to kill snake. Snake bites SEAL and retreats to safety. Hollywood makes fantasy film in which SEALs kill Muslim extremist snakes.

Navy: Fires off 50 cruise missiles from various types of ships, kills snake and makes presentation to Senate Appropriations Committee on how Naval forces are the most cost-effective means of anti-snake force projection.

Marine: Kills snake by accident while looking for souvenirs. Local civilians demand removal of all US forces from Area of Operations.

Marine Recon: Follows snake, gets lost.

Combat Controllers: Guides snake elsewhere.

Para-Rescue Jumper: Wounds snake in initial encounter, then works feverishly to save snake's life.

Supply: (NOTICE: Your anti-snake equipment is on backorder.)

Transport pilot: Receives call for anti-snake equipment, delivers two weeks after due date.

F-16 pilot: Finds snake, drops two CBU-87 cluster bombs, and misses target due to weather.

AH-64 Apache pilot: Unable to locate snake, snakes don't show well on infra-red.

UH-60 Blackhawk pilot: Finds snake on fourth pass after snake starts bonfire to mark Landing Zone. Rotor wash blows snake into the fire.

B-52 pilot: Pulls ARCLIGHT mission on snake, kills snake and every other living thing within two miles of target.

Missile crew: Lays in target coordinates to snake in 20 seconds, but can't receive authorization from National Command Authority to use nuclear weapons.

Intelligence officer: Snake? What snake? Only 4 of 35 indicators of snake activity are currently active. We assess the potential for snake activity as LOW.

Judge Advocate General (JAG): Snake declines to bite, citing grounds of professional courtesy.

CH-47 Pilot: Slingleg breaks in flight while slingloading anti-snake equiptment, pilot cuts slingload. Slingload lands on snake and kills it. Crew cheif uses dead snake to replace broken slingleg.

Navy Pilot: Draped snake around neck at Tail Hook to pick up chicks.

Military Police: Gave snake a sobriety test for not moving in a straight line.

Signal: Broadcasts 200,000+ watt transmissions in support of anti-snake missions, accidentally electrocuted snake in the process.

Corps of Engineers: Surveyed and researched area for plans on improving flood plain, cant do it because snake is on the endangered species list.

Cooks: Snake sneaks in chow hall. Snake dies of food poisoning.

Force Recon Option

Forces/Equipment Committed: 2 guys who were "off duty" and all of thier paper work would say that they were on vacation in the bahamas

Mission Preparation: New bandanas would be purchased to hold thier hair out of thier faces.

Infiltration Technique: The team would steal an El Camino , fill the back with amonia nitrate and drive it onto the flight deck.

Actions in the Objective Area: The El Camino would be driven at a high rate of speed into the plane, with the marines jumping out just in the nick of time.

Results of Operation: Everyone , with the exception of the two marines , would be dead. The plane would be destroyed. A government Public information officer would show very clear photographs and film of the terrorists blow the plane up, with no mention of force recon or an El Camino made....

OOC: Oh I'm definately adapting that snake thing for my military :lol:

OOC: Oh I'm definately adapting that snake thing for my military :lol: The part about the Missile Crew is my favorite one.

The part about the Missile Crew is my favorite one.

I like the one about the B-52 Crew, reminds me of my miltiary's doctrine. That and the Navy SEALs.

HA, those are going on the wall.

How do you find the extrovert at the NSA?

he's the one looking at someone elses shoes in the elevator.

sorry, analyst joke. :wink:

OOC: *climbs back into chair*

101 THINGS SKIPPY HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY
ORDERED NOT TO DO BY THE US ARMY:
May not watch 'South Park' when I'm supposed to be working


My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'


May not threaten anyone with black magic


May not challenge anyone's disbelief of black magic by asking for hair


May not get silicone breast implants


May not play 'Pulp Fiction' with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer


May not add 'In accordance with the prophecy' to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me


May not add pictures of officers I don't like to War Criminal posters


Not allowed to title any product 'Get Over it'


Not allowed to purchase anyone's soul on Government time


Not allowed to join the communist party


Not allowed to join any militia


Not allowed to form any militia


Not allowed out of my office when the president visited Sarajevo


Not allowed to train adopted stray dogs to 'Sic Brass!'


Must get a haircut even if it tampers with my 'Sampson like powers'


God may not contradict any of my orders


May no longer perform my now (in)famous 'Barbie Girl Dance' while on duty


May not call any officers immoral, untrustworthy, lying slime, even if I'm right


Must not taunt the French any more


Must attempt to not antagonize SAS


Must never call an SAS a 'Wanker'


Must never ask anyone who outranks me if they've been smoking crack.


Must not tell any officer that I am smarter than they are, especially if it's true


Must never confuse a Dutch soldier for a French one


Must never tell a German soldier that 'We kicked your ass in World War 2!'


May not tell Princess Di jokes in front of the paras (British Airborne)


May not take the batteries out of the other soldiers alarm clocks (Even if they do hit snooze about forty times)


The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'


Not allowed to wake any Non-Commissioned Officer by repeatedly banging on the head with a bag of trash


Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions


Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post


Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.


(Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.


Not allowed to sing 'High Speed Dirt' by Mega-Deth during airborne operations. ('See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I'm off to meet my maker')


Can't have flashbacks to wars I was not in. (The Spanish-American War isn't over)


Our medic is called 'Sgt Larwasa', not 'Dr. Feelgood'


Our supply Sgt is 'Sgt Watkins' not 'Sugar Daddy'


Not allowed to ask for the day off due to religious purposes, on the basis that the world is going to end, more than once.


I do not have super-powers.


'Keep on Trucking' is *not* a psychological warfare message


Not allowed to attempt to appeal to mankind's baser instincts in recruitment posters.


Camouflage body paint is not a uniform


I am not the atheist chaplain


I am not allowed to 'Go to Bragg Boulevard and shake Daddy's little money maker for twenties stuffed into my undies'


I am not authorized to fire officers


I am not a citizen of Texas, and those other, forty-nine, lesser states


I may not use public masturbation as a tool to demonstrate a flaw in a command decision


Not allowed to trade military equipment for 'magic beans'


Not allowed to sell magic beans during duty hours


Not allowed to quote 'Dr Seuss' on military operations


Not allowed to yell 'Take that, Cobra!' at the rifle range


Not allowed to quote 'Full Metal Jacket' at the rifle range


'Napalm sticks to kids' is *not* a motivational phrase.


An order to 'Put Kiwi on my boots' does *not* involve fruit.


An order to 'Make my Boots black and shiny' does not involve electrical tape.


The proper response to a lawful order is not 'Why?'


The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.


May not make posters depicting the leadership failings of my chain of command.


`The Giant Space Ants' are not at the top of my chain of command.


If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine, it means he outranks me. It does not mean `I have been promoted three more times than you'.


"It is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission" no longer applies to Specialist Schwarz.


Command decisions do *not* need to be ratified by a 2/3 majority.


Inflatable novelties do *not* entitle me to BAQ or Separation pay.


There are no evil clowns living under my bed.


There is no `Anti-Mime' campaign in Bosnia


I am not the Psychological Warfare Mascot.


I may not line my helmet with tin foil to `Block out the space mind control lasers'


May not pretend to be a fascist stormtrooper, while on duty.


I am not authorized to prescribe any form of medication.


I must not flaunt my deviances in front of my chain of command.


May not wear gimp mask while on duty.


No military functions are to be performed `Skyclad'.


Woad is not camouflage makeup.


May not conduct psychological experiments on my chain of command.


"Teddy Bear Teddy bear turn around" is *not* a cadence.


The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."


I may not call block my chain of command.


I am neither the king nor queen of cheese.


Not allowed to wear a dress to any army functions.


May not bring a drag queen to the battalion formal dance.


May not form any press gangs.


Must not start any SITREP (Situation Report) with "I recently had an experience I just had to write you about...."


Must not use military vehicles to `Squish' things.


Not allowed to make any Psychological Warfare products depicting the infamous Ft Bragg sniper incident.


May not challenge anyone in my chain of command to the `field of honor'


If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.


Most not refer to 1st Sgt as `Mom'


Must not refer to the Commander as `Dad'


Inflatable sheep do *not* need to be displayed during a room inspection.


I am not authorized to initiate Jihad.


When asked to give a few words at a military ceremony `Romper Bomper Stomper Boo' is probably not appropriate.


Nerve gas is not funny.


Crucifixes do not ward off officers, and I should not test that.


I am not in need of a more suitable host body.


`Redneck Zombies' is not a military training aid.


Gozer does not dwell in my refrigerator.


The proper response to a chemical weapon attack is not `Tell my chain of command what I really think about them, and then poke holes in their masks.'


A smiley face is not used to mark minefields.


Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are.


I may not bury mice with full military honors, even if they are "casualties of war".

Gets up off chair, rolls around on floor laughing for five minutes, then sits down again.
Falls off chair laughing again.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hee hee hee!!!!

SWAT option

Forces/Equipment Committed: Four men, one female. Just before the mission starts, though, one of the men will break a leg and some Brad Pitt type of figure replaces him. Eventually, that guy will save the day. And make the female team member pregnant.

Mission Preparation: Shotguns are delivered in a truck by Uncle Jebediah

Infiltration Technique: The team would demand a black Cadillac Escalade, with some newschool Hiphop track bumping through the speakers. Preferably, the car in question is escorted to the scene by six motor cycles, two helicopters and four FBI civie cars. Double those numbers if a ghetto needs be crossed.

Actions in the Objective Area: Break all windows, toss in gas. Hop into plane, somehow descending from those nifty cables, even though there is nothing above the plance to descend from. Near the end, the female member is about to get killed by the terrorist leader. However, when she shows of her boobs, the replacement teammember has time to apply a headshot

Results of Operation: All normal terrorists are dead. Some civies are also dead, to add to the drama. The female women is ravished by the replacement agent. Terrorist leader escapes with a grudge, to facilitate the sequel.

:lol: chuckles uncontrollably for several minutes...reads next part...repeat.

Stormtrooper option

Forces/Equipment Committed: Twenty five Stormtroopers, one officer and and one Sith Lord

Mission Preparation: The Sith Lord would fing the officer's lack of faith disturbing and choke him to death with his mind

Infiltration Technique: Walking around in bright white armor that makes them a target even a two year old could hit

Actions in the Objective Area: Descend on the plane from above, blasting a hole through one of the doors, creating a lot of dramatic looking smoake to run through. Shoot at everything in site until the are is clear for the Sith Lord to make his dramatic entrance.

Results of Operation: Half the Stormtroopers die because of armor that apparenly can't even stop a spitball, 2/3 of the passengers are dead from bad aim and one of the terrorists got knicked. The Sith lord then walks in and takes off his mask, grossing the terrorists out long enough for the troopers to tackle them.

All except for the blond haired farmboy that didn't make it to the hijacking because he was in Toshe Station buying power converters. This facilitates the chance for at least two sequels and three prequels.

112 MORE THINGS SKIPPY HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY
ORDERED NOT TO DO BY THE US ARMY:
I am not allowed to mount a bayonet on a crew-served weapon.

My commander is not old enough to have fought in the civil war, and I should stop implying that he did.


Vodka, green food coloring, and a ‘Cool Mint’ Listerine® bottle is not a good combination.


I am not allowed to bum cigarettes off of anyone under twelve.


I may not trade my rifle for any of the following: Cigarettes, booze, sexual favors, Kalishnikovs, Soviet Armored vehicles, small children, or bootleg CD’s.


Must not mock command decisions in front of the press.


Should not taunt members of the press, even if they are really fat, exceptionally stupid, and working for UPI.


I am not authorized to change national policy in Eastern Europe.


Never, ever, attempt to correct a Green Beret officer about anything.


I am not qualified to operate any US, German, Polish, or Russian Armored vehicles.


When saluting a ‘leg’ officer, an appropriate greeting is not "Airborne leads the wa- oh...sorry sir".


There is absolutely no need to emulate the people from ‘Full Monty’ every time I hear the song "Hot Stuff".


I cannot trade my CO to the Russians.


I should not speculate on the penis size of anyone who outranks me.


Crucifying mice - bad idea.


Must not use government equipment to bootleg pornography.


Burn pits for classified material are not revel fires - therefore it is wrong to dance naked around them.


I cannot arrest children for being rude.


An EO briefing is probably not the best place to unveil my newest off color joke.


I should not use government resources to ‘waterproof’ dirty magazines.


Radioactive material should not be stored in the barracks.


I should not teach other soldiers to say offensive and crude things in Albanian, under the guise of teaching them how to say potentially useful phrases.


Two drink limit does not mean first and last.


Two drink limit does not mean two kinds of drinks.


Two drink limit does not mean the drinks can be as large as I like.


‘No Drinking Of Alcoholic Beverages’ does not imply that a Jack Daniel’s ® IV is acceptable.


"Shpadoinkle" is not a real word.


The Microsoft ® ‘Dancing Paperclip’ is not authorized to countermand any orders.


‘I’m drunk’ is a bad answer to any question posed by my commander.


No dancing in the turret. This especially applies in conjunction with rule #113.


The loudspeaker system is not a forum to voice my ideas.


The loudspeaker system is not to be used to replace the radio.


The loudspeaker system is not to be used to broadcast the soundtrack to a porno movie.


An order to put polish on my boots means the whole boot.


Shouting ‘Let’s do the village! Let’s do the whole fucking village!’ while out on a mission is bad.


Should not show up at the front gate wearing part of a Russian uniform, messily drunk.


Even if my commander did it.


Must not teach interpreters how to make "MRE" bombs.


I am not authorized to sell mineral rights.


Not allowed to use a broadsword to disprove ‘The Pen is Mightier than the sword’.


'Calvin-Ball' is not authorized PT.


I do not need to keep a 'range card' by my window.


'K-Pot, LBE, and a thin coat of Break-free' is not an authorized uniform.


I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.


Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.


I should not threaten suicide with pop rocks and Coke ®.


Putting red 'Mike and Ike's' ® into a prescription medicine bottle, and then eating them all in a formation is not funny.


Must not create new DOD forms, then insist they be filled out.


On Sports Day PT, a wedgie is not considered a legal tackle.


The proper way to report to my Commander is 'Specialist Schwarz, reporting as ordered, Sir' not 'You can't prove a thing!'


The following items do not exist: Keys to the Drop Zone, A box of grid squares, blinker fluid, winter air for tires, canopy lights, or Chem-Light ® batteries.


I should not assign new privates to 'guard the flight line'.


Shouldn't treat 'piss-bottles' with extra-strength icy hot.


Teaching Albanian children to taunt other soldiers is not nice.


I will no longer perform 'lap-dances' while in uniform.


If I take the uniform off, in the course of the lap-dance, it still counts.


The revolution is not now.


When detained by MP's, I do not have a right to a strip search.


No part of the military uniform is edible.


Bodychecking General officers is not a good idea.


Past lives have absolutely no effect on the chain of command.


Take that hat off.


There is no such thing as a were-virgin.


I do not get 'that time of month'.


No, the pants are not optional.


Not allowed to operate a business out of the barracks.


Especially not a pornographic movie studio.


Not even if they *are* 'especially patriotic films'


Not allowed to 'defect' to OPFOR during training missions.


On training missions, try not to shoot down the General's helicopter.


'A full magazine and some privacy' is not the way to help a potential suicide.


I am not allowed to create new levels of security clearance.


Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it's actually DOD policy).


We do not 'charge into battle, naked, like the Celts'.


Any device that can crawl across the table on medium, does not need to be brought into the office.


I am not to refer to a formation as 'the boxy rectangle thingie'.


I am not 'A lesbian trapped in a man's body'.


On Army documents, my race is not 'Other'.


Nor is it 'Secretariat, in the third'.


Pokémon® trainer is not an MOS.


There is no FM for 'wall-to-wall counseling'.


My chain of command has neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Fruit Roll-Ups. ®


When operating a military vehicle I may *not* attempt something 'I saw in a cartoon'.


My name is not a killing word.


I am not the Emperor of anything.


Must not taunt officers in the throes of nicotine withdrawal, with cigarettes.


May not challenge officers to 'Meet me on the field of honor, at dawn'.


Do not dare SERE graduates to eat bugs. They will always do it.


Must not make s'mores while on guard duty.


Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot.


The proper response to a briefing is not 'That's what you think'.


The Masons, and Gray Aliens are not in our chain of command.


Shouldn't take incriminating photos of my chain of command.


Shouldn't use Photoshop ® to create incriminating photos of my chain of command.


I am not allowed to give tattoos.


I am not allowed to sing 'Henry the VIII I am' until verse 68 ever again.


Not allowed to lead a 'Coup' during training missions.


I should not confess to crimes that took place before I was born.


My chain of command is not interested in why I 'just happen' to have a kilt, an inflatable sheep, and a box of rubber bands in the back of my car.


Must not valiantly push officers onto hand grenades to save the squad.


Despite the confusing similarity in the names, the "Safety Dance" and the "Safety Briefing" are never to be combined.


'To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is a bad long term goal to give the re-enlistment NCO.


NEVER nail a stuffed bunny to a cross and put it up in front of the Battalion Headquarters sign as an "Easter Desecration."


Don't write up false gigs on a HMMWV PMCS. ("Broken clutch pedal", "Number three turbine has frequent flame-outs", "flux capacitor emits loud whine when engaged")


Not allowed to get shot.


The Chicken and Rice MRE is *not* a personal lubricant.


Not allowed to play into the deluded fantasies of the civlians who are "hearing conversations" from the NSA, FBI, CIA and KGB due to the microchip the aliens implanted in their brain.


An airsickness bag is to be used for airsickness *only*.


Must not make T-shirts up depciting a pig with the writing "Eat Pork or Die" in Arabic to bring as civilian attire when preparing to deploy to a primarily Muslim country.


Don't ask LTC Steele to sign my copy of Blackhawk Down.


Must not go on nine deployments in six years that require a security clearance that I don't have, even if the Army tells me repeatedly that I have one and I have no reason to question them.


Do not convince NCO's that their razorbumps are the result of microscopic parasites.

An Air Commando, A Marine, A SEAL, and a Green Beret were sitting around a campfire arguing about who was the toughest.

The Air Commando said, "I can leap out of a helicopter at 60 KPH, tumble twenty feet to the ground, recover, and wipe out an enemy squad with small arms fire before they have time to react. Air Commandos are tough!"

The Green Beret snorted. "Wimp! One Green Beret can drop out of a speeding Herky-bird at 200 feet, and take out an entire platoon armed only with his K-Bar. Green Berets- the toughest bastards in uniform!"

The SEAL laughed out loud. "Sit down, Junior, and let me tell you about real tough guys. A SEAL can get dropped from 10,000 feet into the ocean, swim ten klicks to shore, infiltrate an enemy command post and kill the entire Security company with his bare hands- all before breakfast. You want tough, you call for the SEALs."

As the other three contiued their boasting and wrangling, the Marine sat quietly, stirring the fire with his dick.

Arg...that's disturbing

The Amerigan Slaver War Approach

Forces/Equipment Committed: Fifty disgruntled nations send half their military. Some blame the terrorists for immorality and blackade the airplane, while others paratroop supplies and military to support them.

Mission Preparation: None whatsoever.

Infiltration Technique: Several nations conitnue blockade while those nations who offer support to the terrorists try to break it. Extremists nations invade, while others hang back and neutral nations enter the area to cause trouble.

Actions in the Objective Area: The nations that try to support the terrorist enter into a state of disarray and a small war breaks out outside the airplane. Then delegates are sent in to talk to the terrorists to negotiate. Unfortunately a random sniper manages to kill of several delegates and it turns out that there is a nuclear bomb on the airplane that threatens to kill everybody on it. The terrorists are alarmed and begin to look for it. Some other force comes in finds and steals it. Then it explodes in the area surrounding the airplane contaminating a great deal of land. Then several nations finally invade the airplan. Terrorists panic and the terrorist leader hides in restroom while the rest of the terrorists run around screaming. The hostages steal the gernades and weapons from the terrorists and start attacking their liberators with suicide attacks.

Results of Operation: Unable to find the leader, the nations taht invaded retreat, while the hostages hijack the damaged airplane from the terrorist. The leader remains in the bathroom because he accidentally broke the lock. All the terrorists are dead.

:D :D :D :D