NationStates Jolt Archive


BMW releases new motorcycle.

Crimmond
06-12-2003, 20:53
OOC: Been planning this for a while. Nothing to do with the other motor company buyouts. I already own BMW and have controlling stock in Daimler-Chrysler(threads are long since purged, so don't ask).

Also...

DO NOT PLACE ORDERS FOR THE BIKES

I only sell to a few choice nations. Got it?

IC:

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/bmw_logo.jpg

A new concept motorcycle has been released on the public. If you can afford the 250,000 USD price tag.

The Mono-X1.

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/monobike.jpg

Using a small anti-gravity generator in the front to keep it balenced, the 1200 horsepower engine lets the X1 rip along the roads at nearly 290 MPH.

Now... how about how you drive it? The driver lies on their belly to pilot this beast, as demonstrated below by one of our models.

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/monobike1.jpg
(Manufacturers note: Safety gear must be used at all times when using the vehicle. This includes heavy leather jacket, pants and gloves, a helmet and appropriate padding. Weapons only included with proper licenses. To do otherwise will void any warrenty on the bike.)

Stats:

1 X1 Quadruple Steel Radial Tire
1 1200 horsepower 'mini-jet' ramscoop engine
1 body restraint
1 weapon attachment point
2 disk brakes
1 mini antigrav system

Although they are not on the market in any large quantity, at least 1500 have been produced.

Even our leader, Lord Tian had someting to say: "Does the girl come with it?" At which point he got thwacked in the back of the head by his date for the evening.

No one ever said he was the smartest guy in the world.
06-12-2003, 21:01
So if you are not selling the bike, could we rent the girl ?
Crimmond
06-12-2003, 21:05
Bike Model: *flips off camera* Hell no!
Crimmond
07-12-2003, 01:22
bump