NationStates Jolt Archive


Foe Hammer signs Multi-Billion Dollar deal with Dodge

Foe Hammer
06-12-2003, 19:20
The Space Empire of Foe Hammer, having recently released the Viper Stretch, has set it's sights on the Dodge Motor Company. After a week of negotiations, the CEO of Dodge has agreed to a $16 billion buyout to Foe Hammer. All Dodge copyrights, including cars, designs, the Dodge Logo and the Dodge name, have been transferred to the Foe Hammer Automotive Company. Dodge is now an official branch of the Foe Hammer Auto Company.

To apoligize for the confusion of the switch, Foe Hammer Automotive Company is extending the warranties on any car still on it's warranty.

Dodge has ceased the sale of all vehicles for two days (About 14 RL minutes, which I will use to write up the new Dodge Storefront) while changing the metalstamps on the engines and other components of all cars being produced.
Foe Hammer
06-12-2003, 19:34
Holy shit, I AM invisible.
Eredron
06-12-2003, 19:45
Who said that?
Steel Butterfly
06-12-2003, 20:22
:shock: How...odd...

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2297387#2297387
Santa Barbara
06-12-2003, 20:28
What exactly is with this? This is NS earth. I'm tired of people taking RL territories a la Drum Gods, and doing RPs with puppetized RL corporations. I don't know about anybody else but I'm drawing the line and ignoring RL corporations just to avoid the hassle of everyone wanting their own RL corporate empires in addition to NS-specific ones.
Steel Butterfly
06-12-2003, 20:29
suit yourself
06-12-2003, 20:59
"Do you remember selling the company to anyone ?"
"No"
"I have got to quit drinking..."
"Contact our lawyers and see if this really happened"
Alcona and Hubris
06-12-2003, 21:05
In RL
Dodge is part of Chrystler which is part of Mercedes Benz...therefore...you can't buy Dodge unless your making cars in mid 1930 when Dodge was purchased by Chrystler in the first place

....Ack, Your right...No one should purchase a RL company without at least knowning who owns it now...next your going to have Anna Huffington owning Huffington international...
Steel Butterfly
06-12-2003, 21:08
In RL
Dodge is part of Chrystler which is part of Mercedes Benz...

So I own everything :lol: :wink:
Quincy Minning
06-12-2003, 21:17
Well No...You see Crimmonds claims to own BMW and Mercedes

How either of you got the major stockholders of either company to sell would involve the use of weapons...

No, But in RL you would own Chrystler, Dodge, Jeep, and a chain of burger king hamburger stores in Michigan.

I should point out that since none of you actually know what your buying then I'm just going to assume that:

Foe Hammer Bought Dodge Specialties...which modfies Vipers for people...
And that you only own a somewhat controlling share in Mercedes-Benz

Oh, and the Fords still own a good chunk of Ford so stop trying to buy that...
Steel Butterfly
06-12-2003, 21:29
Who's to say that Chrysler didn't sell Dodge or something? For god's sake people...it's a game.

I bought the Mercedes-Benz corporation. Since this is not real life, as some of you seem to forget, I don't have to deal with the baggage. Besides, I'm not even in the same time period as real life. So frankly, don't be tech whores and get over it.

I don't own a "somewhat controlling share in Mercedes-Benz," I own the company. That doesn't include all that DaimlerChrysler owns...it's merely the company.
Foe Hammer
07-12-2003, 02:35
Well No...You see Crimmonds claims to own BMW and Mercedes

How either of you got the major stockholders of either company to sell would involve the use of weapons...

No, But in RL you would own Chrystler, Dodge, Jeep, and a chain of burger king hamburger stores in Michigan.

I should point out that since none of you actually know what your buying then I'm just going to assume that:

Foe Hammer Bought Dodge Specialties...which modfies Vipers for people...
And that you only own a somewhat controlling share in Mercedes-Benz

Oh, and the Fords still own a good chunk of Ford so stop trying to buy that...

1. What SB said
2. As SB stated, we're not even in the same time, so what if Dodge broke off of Chrysler during the 300 years between RL and now?
3. Thanks, you just made me crave a Whopper with cheese... and bacon...
Virgin Atlantic
07-12-2003, 02:50
I'm playing the NS Arm of Branson's Virgin empire, which means I can't pull money out of my ass.

I've also bought EVA Airways and Air New Zealand.

OOC: Of course, it's still open-tech. i.e you can't buy Airbus and stop others from making them.