HRI announces new target for puritanical zeal
Mormons. We all know them. Some nations even have them.
We have been stomping on them for over 50 years, and they are still around. Thus, we are setting up a brand new wing of the Inquisition. The Seraphim. The Prince has made it clear that within one year's time, he wants there to be no Mormons left in his Principality.
Thusly, we have acted to follow his demands. The entire council has signed the proclamation, and we shall carry out their orders to the letter. We shall make the streets safe for those of pure faith to walk.
Also, a new crusade is being launched against the idol-worshippers that still live in the Roanian Jungle. Long live the Prince. Long live the Pope.
Long live the Church.
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Inquisitor Matthew Trent
Head of the Seraphim
I have always found Mormon's to be a strange lot, but then so are most people belonging to a faith.
Malan Dunpraz
Chancellor of the Malaxian Democratic Republic
Upholder of Sensible Ideas
Defender of No Faith
"What am I? What are you?
This is nothing new.
Tell every Mormon in your nations that they are welcome to come to our Haven, they are welcome here, and will be free from persecution.
Raysia was founded for this purpose.
We will support your "no more mormons in your principality" by preparing a number of safe escorts for all mormons out of your country.
We don't mind you kicking them out, just please don't harm them. We'll even help you with their removal... as long as death is not involved.
We want this relationship to be peaceful, if possible.
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On another note, some Roanians have been causing trouble, and a total of 532 are currently locked up in jail. We'd be happy to trade them, unharmed, if you want.
What would be in it for us, allowing them to go off? Why should they be released for what we kill many others for? They are heretics, and owners of heretical writings.
http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:VjbxxBsa4j4C:udel.edu/~trevor/camelot/albion/images/paladin.jpgHigh Inquisitor Matthew Trent
Head of the Seraphim
What would be in it for us, allowing them to go off? Why should they be released for what we kill many others for? They are heretics, and owners of heretical writings.
http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:VjbxxBsa4j4C:udel.edu/~trevor/camelot/albion/images/paladin.jpgHigh Inquisitor Matthew Trent
Head of the Seraphim*bumps*On another note, some Roanians have been causing trouble, and a total of 532 are currently locked up in jail. We'd be happy to trade them, unharmed, if you want.
On another note, some Roanians have been causing trouble, and a total of 532 are currently locked up in jail. We'd be happy to trade them, unharmed, if you want.
Hmm... We have a grand total of 300 people in your country. Any more are there illegally, and we don't care what happens.
And most of that 300 would be embassy staff.
On another note, some Roanians have been causing trouble, and a total of 532 are currently locked up in jail. We'd be happy to trade them, unharmed, if you want.
Hmm... We have a grand total of 300 people in your country. Any more are there illegally, and we don't care what happens.
And most of that 300 would be embassy staff.Well then, would you like to trade those 300?
On another note, some Roanians have been causing trouble, and a total of 532 are currently locked up in jail. We'd be happy to trade them, unharmed, if you want.
Hmm... We have a grand total of 300 people in your country. Any more are there illegally, and we don't care what happens.
And most of that 300 would be embassy staff.Well then, would you like to trade those 300?
Prince Alexander held up his hand, a manic glint in his eye. "Let me finish... embassy staff... I wonder... tell me, Darquis, wouldn't you say that's an act of war?"
OOC: :twisted:
RNN Report:
Today, the Prophet Thomas S. Monson, president of the Mormon Church, urged all Mormons in the Prinicipality of Roania, which totals to be somewhere near 1200, to get up and leave, and head for a safe nation, such as Raysia.
Reports are already coming of many Mormons leaving their homes and sneaking out of Roania.
OOC: Do you have freedom to leave the country in Roania?
On another note, some Roanians have been causing trouble, and a total of 532 are currently locked up in jail. We'd be happy to trade them, unharmed, if you want.
Hmm... We have a grand total of 300 people in your country. Any more are there illegally, and we don't care what happens.
And most of that 300 would be embassy staff.Well then, would you like to trade those 300?
Prince Alexander held up his hand, a manic glint in his eye. "Let me finish... embassy staff... I wonder... tell me, Darquis, wouldn't you say that's an act of war?"
OOC: :twisted:yes, it would be an act of war for your embassy staff to openly break our laws. We are going easy on you, and are willing to turn them over.
RNN Report:
Today, the Prophet Thomas S. Monson, president of the Mormon Church, urged all Mormons in the Prinicipality of Roania, which totals to be somewhere near 1200, to get up and leave, and head for a safe nation, such as Raysia.
Reports are already coming of many Mormons leaving their homes and sneaking out of Roania.
OOC: Do you have freedom to leave the country in Roania?
RGN
Many Mormons have been spotted attempting to abseil down the mighty cliffs which surround our holy island.
Needless to say, they have been rounded up and are being held in camps.
What can we offer you to let us take these Mormons off your hands? Surely you don't want them all to die as Martyrs, do you?
What do you want, Money? We do not respond to threats lightly, but on the other hand, you should be so lucky that we are even negotiating with you.
But if you start killing Mormons simply for their beliefs, then we will have to take action.
And you do not want us to take action.
"Would we mind if they all died?" Cardinal Richelieu asked the council.
"No, but let's let the Raysians make an offer."
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Royal Standard of the Black family
"Would we mind if they all died?" Cardinal Richelieu asked the council.
"No, but let's let the Raysians make an offer."A million per Mormon? We have the money, and we could care less about it. We just want them to be safe. Our records show around 1200 members in you nation, and we'd be more than happy to pay such a ransom.
"Interesting... that would be... NS$1,200,000,000." Prince Alexander said, checking the figures. "I was hoping they would give me an island... but that works too."
"Sir, that's not per Mormon. That's for the lot of them."
"Hmm... let's see..."
We have the money prepared and waiting to be wired upon safe retrieval of our brethren. You may choose whether you want us to take them out of there, or if you jsut want to send them out on rails... we don't care, we just want them safely out of your country. Either way, our transports will be waiting just outside your borders.
OOC: Wait. You have enough naval ships to transport 1200 people, just outside my borders? :shock:
Dear god... I did say Roania was an island.
they WILL be waiting, as in potentially. As soon as you agree, we'll have a transport ship or two brought in, with typical defense escort.
OOC: must... go... to... bed... can we please wrap this up soon? lol j/k
"All right. Let them out of the camps. I agree." The Mormons were all bustled to Roania's one port.
*blah blah blah, time passes, and the Transport ships are quickly escorted to Roania*
Soldiers quickly begin guiding the Refugees onto the boats.
"We should be outta here in no less than an hour. The money will be wired as soon as we leave your borders."
"You have 15 minutes..." Several soldiers began to head towards the site.
A rep rolls his eyes, and gives a signal for his officers to speed up the process. Extra Gainplanks (sp) are extended and the awaiting Mormon refugees are quickly crammed and loaded onboard. At the 15 minute mark, the ramps are being retracted and the boats are hurridly leaving the harbor.
The escorted vessels officially leave the Roanian border 45 minutes later, but not without a little internal trouble, trying to keep the fingers of gunners off the launch buttons...
Immediately, 1.212 Billion NS dollars are wired into a Roanian account.