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Al Anbar declares itself sole defender of Muslim faith!

06-12-2003, 09:13
Today, several very well-known clerics made a statement declaring that Al Anbar is the sole defender of the Muslim faith and has demanded that all Muslims, all over the world, assist Al Anbar in its struggle against imperialism and colonialism of Drakonian Imperium and their allies. Not only that, but they have also advocated the unity of all Arabs, worldwide.

Grand Ayatollah Al Sistani (Shi'ite) was quoted as saying: "From Egypt to Iraq, Arabs must unite to defend themselves from the outsiders. We must unite to defend our faith, our country, our land, and our families and friends from the Zionists and other infidels. We must unite under the one true Arab Leader, Saddam Hussein, Allah Protect Him, to return to our glorius status in the world, inshallah."
Roania
06-12-2003, 09:19
OOC: Question. Isn't Mr. Hussein Sunni?
06-12-2003, 09:22
OOC: Question. Isn't Mr. Hussein Sunni?

OOC: Indeed he is. It doesn't mean that they can't cooperate on certain things, though.
06-12-2003, 09:25
I have a question. What in Islam teaches that everyone must be Islam? And what in Islam gives you the right to interfere with other religions?
The Eastern Bloc
06-12-2003, 09:28
I have a question. What in Islam teaches that everyone must be Islam? And what in Islam gives you the right to interfere with other religions?

Same can be asked of Christian missionaries. Still, since that religion is held in high regard here in the states, it rarely is asked.

EDIT: OOC: Don't know if that's an IC or OOC question really... so... take it as either.
Roania
06-12-2003, 09:30
OOC: Question. Isn't Mr. Hussein Sunni?

OOC: Indeed he is. It doesn't mean that they can't cooperate on certain things, though.


Also, I thought his Prime Minister was an 'infidel'
06-12-2003, 09:30
I have a question. What in Islam teaches that everyone must be Islam? And what in Islam gives you the right to interfere with other religions?

Nothing says that everyone must be Muslim. For example, conflict between the Jews and the Muslims did not begin until the Zionist movement really began to get powerful. Before that, both Arabs and Jews lived more or less peacefully in the Middle East. Muslims have only become enraged against other people because of their continued oppression by those people.
06-12-2003, 09:31
OOC: Question. Isn't Mr. Hussein Sunni?

OOC: Indeed he is. It doesn't mean that they can't cooperate on certain things, though.


Also, I thought his Prime Minister was an 'infidel'

OOC: What Prime Minister?
06-12-2003, 09:31
I have a question. What in Islam teaches that everyone must be Islam? And what in Islam gives you the right to interfere with other religions?

Same can be asked of Christian missionaries. Still, since that religion is held in high regard here in the states, it rarely is asked.I'm not a ""Christian,"" so I can't really answer your question. As far as Mormon missionaries go, we have never forced anything on anyone. And we do not believe everyone has to be Mormon.
06-12-2003, 09:33
Also, what exactly is an "Infidel"?
06-12-2003, 09:36
Also, what exactly is an "Infidel"?

OOC: According to Merriam-Webster dictionary, there are three meanings for the word. We'll use the 3rd here, which is:

3 : a disbeliever in something specified or understood

Now, enough of this OOC. Any IC responses?
06-12-2003, 10:02
Defender of a faith, why would you want to be one of those things? It all ends in misery and death, you know?

Malan Dunpraz
Chancellor of the Malaxian Democratic Republic
Upholder of Sensible Ideas
Defender of No Faith
"What am I? What are you?
Roania
06-12-2003, 10:11
Roanian Moslems had this to say. "Yeah, right. When Muhhamed returns, and labels you as such, then we'll talk."
06-12-2003, 11:29
Today, several very well-known clerics made a statement declaring that Al Anbar is the sole defender of the Muslim faith and has demanded that all Muslims, all over the world, assist Al Anbar in its struggle against imperialism and colonialism of Drakonian Imperium and their allies. Not only that, but they have also advocated the unity of all Arabs, worldwide.

Grand Ayatollah Al Sistani (Shi'ite) was quoted as saying: "From Egypt to Iraq, Arabs must unite to defend themselves from the outsiders. We must unite to defend our faith, our country, our land, and our families and friends from the Zionists and other infidels. We must unite under the one true Arab Leader, Saddam Hussein, Allah Protect Him, to return to our glorius status in the world, inshallah."

"The sole defender of the muslims faith? In like: the only true defender of the muslim faith?"

"Looks like it, yes"

"So if we destroy that little nation, we can claim we have defeated the muslim faith?"

"Uhm...if you put it that way, I guess so"

"Wow, that would look great on our resumé, wouldn't it?"

"Hey, you're right. I'll start up some wartime scenario's, just to see if it's possible"

"Cool, I'll go polish my assault rifle"

~Two junior officers

ooc: come on, you're way to small for such a huge task
New York and Jersey
06-12-2003, 12:05
OOC:Someones been playing Europa Universalis II for way to long...
Jeruselem
06-12-2003, 12:45
We wonder what this declaration really means. We hope it does not bring the possible threat of a Jihad against our nation as well.

Queen of Jeruselem
Keeper of the Holy Lands
http://www.whoosh.org/issue28/direct/penelope.jpg
06-12-2003, 20:27
OOC:Someones been playing Europa Universalis II for way to long...

OOC: I haven't played EUII in such a long time. :P
New Genoa
06-12-2003, 20:38
Beware, Al Anbar. Such a declaration can lead to your downfall, for there are many die-hard Christian nations who hunger for the death of Islam.

-Foreign Affairs-
Kecha
06-12-2003, 20:41
Interesting, didn't Adolf Hitler make a similar move by saying everyone with German blood should support the Nazi Party?
Western Asia
06-12-2003, 20:57
>>>GINA News Flash>>>
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In response to the claims from Al Anbar's religious figures, the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem, Mohammed Saddiq bin Jehru, has issued a fatwa countermanding Al Anbar's status and declaring that the figures who made the claim to Al Anbar's status are heretics.

<Video Clip of the Mufti, speaking on a podium to a large gathered crowd>
"With the horrible fear and strife that Saddam has brought to the moslems of Iraq and Syria that his government stands over, he has proven that he is not the defender, but rather a corrupter, of Islam. His abuses against his own people, the warmongering that has lead his nation into so many wars, and the endless militarism that he has injected into Islam through his puppet-clerics, Hussein has proven that his claim to such a position is nothing but falsehoods.

The people of Al Anbar will, inshallah, be released from his tyranny...even if this government of ours refuses to take the action that is necessay.

Saddam has no right to proclaim himself as successor to other great men. Even now, he strives to oppress our Kurdish brethren, whose ancestor, the Great Saladin, protected the faith with great courage and strength. Saddam, who seeks to oppress the descendants of our heros and liberators, cannot--does not--speak in defense of our people or Islam.

May Allah grant the people of Al Anbar freedom from their persecutor and may His blessings shine upon the people of United Kurdistan in their struggles for independance from this monster's grasp. Inshallah.

Allahu Akbar."
<Video Clip ends>

Some very strong words, it seems, will lead Western Asia's moslem population through this religious dispute. The federal government has asked the Mufti and other Muslim religious leaders to restrain themselves in their calls for action, but has received little positive response to the subject.

Meetings have reportedly been arranged between the Vice President and the Mufti, along with several other community and religious leaders, for later today to discuss the implications of this turn of events.
Eredron
06-12-2003, 21:02
The Dominion of Eredron scoffs at Al Anbar's ridiculous claim, and rebuffs his threatening statements.
Kecha
06-12-2003, 21:04
The Holy Empire of Kecha does not accept Al Anbar's claim, Saddam Hussein is a truly evil man.
06-12-2003, 21:32
Several top-religious clerics met today for a conference in Baghdad. Grand Ayatollah al Sistani was once again in attendance, and was the most overbearing figure of all the seven other clerics from both Sunni and Shi'ite religions.

Sistani said:

"With all respect to the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem, we cannot but see how his corruptness and his comfortable living provided by the Zionists has changed his judgement. He is no longer a faithful servant of Allah. He supports the destruction of Palestinians and Arabs throughout the Zionist entity and celebrates when the Zionists destroy Arab homes and kill our children."

"He must no longer be seen as the Grand Mufti, but as a traitor to the Muslim people, our faith, and to Allah."

"The Muslim people must unite to overthrow such traitors and infidels. They must die. Under the glorius leadership of Saddam Hussein, may Allah bless his soul, we will once again return to the days of Prophet Mohammed and triumph over the infidels, inshallah."

"Look at the accomplishments that was brought about when the Iraqi people united in 2003. The defeat of the imperialist American and Zionist infidels. The government of Al Anbar provides everything the people need. They have food, medicine, education, everything. This, and much more, can be accomplished with the unity of the Muslim people, inshallah."

"We will triumph over the infidels."
Kecha
06-12-2003, 21:34
"We will triumph over the infidels." Sure you will, and I'm Little Red Riding Hood.
06-12-2003, 21:35
"We will triumph over the infidels." Most Arab men I know can't even shave, how can you triumph over anybody?

Fuck off. If you cannot do anything other than flame, go away.
Eredron
06-12-2003, 21:36
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/07-minister.jpg

The nation of Al Anbar is no real threat! They are besieged even as they make pompous threats! No one need listen to their dribble anymore!
Omz222
06-12-2003, 21:39
We have concluded that Grand Ayatollah al Sistani is just another victim of the propagandas by Saddam Hussein of Al Anbar. It is truly amazing for such lies about Saddam Hussein and his cruel regime to continue on. We wish that one day the Al Anbar people can truly see the light, that is covered by Saddam's cloud of a corrupt regime.

Furthermore, we do not accept this foolish statement that states "Al Anbar is the sole defender of Muslim faith". Such people cannot corrupt and stain the religion of Islam again.

That is all.

--Foreign Affairs Statement
Kecha
06-12-2003, 21:48
"We will triumph over the infidels." Most Arab men I know can't even shave, how can you triumph over anybody?

f--- off. If you cannot do anything other than flame, go away. I'd edited that already, seemed to harsh, but, I'll still go away.
Zoir
06-12-2003, 21:57
We wonder what this declaration really means. We hope it does not bring the possible threat of a Jihad against our nation as well.

Queen of Jeruselem
Keeper of the Holy Lands
http://www.whoosh.org/issue28/direct/penelope.jpg

I do not think you should worry about that, Theres nations that would use that as escuse they need to finally attack Al Anbar.
Soviet Haaregrad
06-12-2003, 22:19
We have no problems with this, as long as you don't attack United Kurdistan that is.
Western Asia
06-12-2003, 23:22
Several top-religious clerics met today for a conference in Baghdad. Grand Ayatollah al Sistani was once again in attendance, and was the most overbearing figure of all the seven other clerics from both Sunni and Shi'ite religions.

Sistani said:

"With all respect to the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem, we cannot but see how his corruptness and his comfortable living provided by the Zionists has changed his judgement. He is no longer a faithful servant of Allah. He supports the destruction of Palestinians and Arabs throughout the Zionist entity and celebrates when the Zionists destroy Arab homes and kill our children."

"He must no longer be seen as the Grand Mufti, but as a traitor to the Muslim people, our faith, and to Allah."

"The Muslim people must unite to overthrow such traitors and infidels. They must die. Under the glorius leadership of Saddam Hussein, may Allah bless his soul, we will once again return to the days of Prophet Mohammed and triumph over the infidels, inshallah."

"Look at the accomplishments that was brought about when the Iraqi people united in 2003. The defeat of the imperialist American and Zionist infidels. The government of Al Anbar provides everything the people need. They have food, medicine, education, everything. This, and much more, can be accomplished with the unity of the Muslim people, inshallah."

"We will triumph over the infidels."

The Mufti was quick to respond to the accusations, this time using his private satellite television network to convey his words.

"I am well aware of the accusations leveled against my reputation and leadership by the lapdogs of the scourge Hussein.

"While they accuse me of supporting assaults upon our people, it was my predecessors' and my work that brought peace to this land. While the imams of Al Anbar, who dress in the clothes of true holy leaders, claim that I have betrayed my people, my only betrayal of my people is to not have lead my people against Saddam's rule.

"The Muslim faithful of Western Asia appreciate great health, wealth, fortune, and are respected in this society. They are not limited by any biased or abusive government. This prosperity, Inshallah, will continue with calm heads in the leadership.

"It is the radicals of Sistani's ilk who have brought down our people. The violence that they have preached against equality and true prosperity has lead us to nothing but destruction and deprivation. It was the radicals of his sort that destroyed the grand Caliphate and who led our people away from our Golden Age. And for this, Allah willing, he will be punished.

"The factions--Sufi, Druze, Sunni, Shiite, Kurdish, and others--have been brought not to harmony, but to self-destruction by proclamations such as he has made. All Muslims can, Inshallah, gather together in peace with the People of the Book...as the Prophet Mohammed taught us.

"We cannot allow this corruption to persist. I have spoken with my peers in the Holy cities of Mecca and Medina and they are prepared to join my condemnations against these heretics and lap dogs to Saddam.

"Until Saddam is removed, until the people of Al Anbar are free, until Islam, Inshallah, can be practiced by true believers, we cannot do other than speak against these fools and betrayers of their own kind.

"Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar."
Jeruselem
07-12-2003, 13:19
Several top-religious clerics met today for a conference in Baghdad. Grand Ayatollah al Sistani was once again in attendance, and was the most overbearing figure of all the seven other clerics from both Sunni and Shi'ite religions.

Sistani said:

"With all respect to the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem, we cannot but see how his corruptness and his comfortable living provided by the Zionists has changed his judgement. He is no longer a faithful servant of Allah. He supports the destruction of Palestinians and Arabs throughout the Zionist entity and celebrates when the Zionists destroy Arab homes and kill our children."

"He must no longer be seen as the Grand Mufti, but as a traitor to the Muslim people, our faith, and to Allah."

"The Muslim people must unite to overthrow such traitors and infidels. They must die. Under the glorius leadership of Saddam Hussein, may Allah bless his soul, we will once again return to the days of Prophet Mohammed and triumph over the infidels, inshallah."

"Look at the accomplishments that was brought about when the Iraqi people united in 2003. The defeat of the imperialist American and Zionist infidels. The government of Al Anbar provides everything the people need. They have food, medicine, education, everything. This, and much more, can be accomplished with the unity of the Muslim people, inshallah."

"We will triumph over the infidels."

The Mufti was quick to respond to the accusations, this time using his private satellite television network to convey his words.

"I am well aware of the accusations leveled against my reputation and leadership by the lapdogs of the scourge Hussein.

"While they accuse me of supporting assaults upon our people, it was my predecessors' and my work that brought peace to this land. While the imams of Al Anbar, who dress in the clothes of true holy leaders, claim that I have betrayed my people, my only betrayal of my people is to not have lead my people against Saddam's rule.

"The Muslim faithful of Western Asia appreciate great health, wealth, fortune, and are respected in this society. They are not limited by any biased or abusive government. This prosperity, Inshallah, will continue with calm heads in the leadership.

"It is the radicals of Sistani's ilk who have brought down our people. The violence that they have preached against equality and true prosperity has lead us to nothing but destruction and deprivation. It was the radicals of his sort that destroyed the grand Caliphate and who led our people away from our Golden Age. And for this, Allah willing, he will be punished.

"The factions--Sufi, Druze, Sunni, Shiite, Kurdish, and others--have been brought not to harmony, but to self-destruction by proclamations such as he has made. All Muslims can, Inshallah, gather together in peace with the People of the Book...as the Prophet Mohammed taught us.

"We cannot allow this corruption to persist. I have spoken with my peers in the Holy cities of Mecca and Medina and they are prepared to join my condemnations against these heretics and lap dogs to Saddam.

"Until Saddam is removed, until the people of Al Anbar are free, until Islam, Inshallah, can be practiced by true believers, we cannot do other than speak against these fools and betrayers of their own kind.

"Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar."

Grand Mufti of Jerusalem lives in our nation?
We'll let him stay :wink:
Western Asia
07-12-2003, 18:14
OOC: The real one spends his time calling for the destruction of Israel and saying that no Jews should be allowed anywhere on the Temple Mount (and a predecessor, a relative of Arafat, tried to get Nazi Germany to invade the British territory of Palestine or to at least help the arab muslims wipe out the Jews in Palestine)...but my organization of WA means that moderate Islam has won out over radical Islam (with the aid of the 'zionists'), allowing for true peace along the eastern coast of the Med. Sea.
07-12-2003, 18:21
Al Anbar is not nor will it be ever the defender of the Muslim Faith. May Allah have mercy on your souls.

~Muhammad Amean, Muslim Sunni Cleric in Newer Port
07-12-2003, 18:23
I have a question. What in Islam teaches that everyone must be Islam? And what in Islam gives you the right to interfere with other religions?

Doesn't the Koran (or Que'ran, or Quran, or however you like to spell it) ban compulsory religion?
07-12-2003, 20:54
In case of any conflict, either side should consider our services available. The Aztecs will fight for any side, or both sides, of a conflict, as long as we are well payed and appropriately serviced.
Jeruselem
07-12-2003, 23:36
OOC: The real one spends his time calling for the destruction of Israel and saying that no Jews should be allowed anywhere on the Temple Mount (and a predecessor, a relative of Arafat, tried to get Nazi Germany to invade the British territory of Palestine or to at least help the arab muslims wipe out the Jews in Palestine)...but my organization of WA means that moderate Islam has won out over radical Islam (with the aid of the 'zionists'), allowing for true peace along the eastern coast of the Med. Sea.

We'll stick him in our factbook once we finish it ...
07-12-2003, 23:56
[For your reference, my nation is located where Sudan would be]

The Sultanate finds Al Anbar's stance against Western Imperialism laudable. However, we are offended by its claim to be the "sole defender of the Islamic faith." The Muslims of Maraka, African and Arab, are pious and staunch defenders of Africa and the Middle East's right to independance from Western dominance.

http://www.animeadrenaline.com/gundam/g/wong.jpg
His Serene Emminence, the Sultanate Abu Zani
08-12-2003, 00:10
We will be keeping a very close watch on Al Anbar.

They make ridiculous claims about "Western imperialism", yet they are highly hypocritical. Muslims worldwide are heavy troublemakers and, no matter what you say, and no matter the existance of a very small minority who are good, the majority are nothing but trouble.

It is a pattern which is emerging worldwide from Europe to America to Asia and Australia. Muslim migrants are troublemakers. And Muslims think that they are untouchable and immune from criticism; for example from yesterdays paper on an Imam telling preachers it's OK to kill gays - "And if you publish this, its discrimination against Muslims". Isochronous is sick of these attitudes and is prepared to make a stand.

Plus, Muslims migrate to all corners of the world, and when they get there think they're the Grand Poobah around the place. Non Muslim women in Australia are "Aussie sluts", and apparently its OK to rape them because they're non-Muslim. We have heard Muslims on radio boasting about the Muslim birthrate being higher than that of other faiths in Australia. "In 50 years Muslims will rule this country".

There have been no such problems with migrants that are Buddhists, Hindus, etc.

Isochronous is disgusted by Muslim attitudes and behaviours, and as a result will react heavily to any repeated provocations.
Western Asia
08-12-2003, 02:12
OOC: The real one spends his time calling for the destruction of Israel and saying that no Jews should be allowed anywhere on the Temple Mount (and a predecessor, a relative of Arafat, tried to get Nazi Germany to invade the British territory of Palestine or to at least help the arab muslims wipe out the Jews in Palestine)...but my organization of WA means that moderate Islam has won out over radical Islam (with the aid of the 'zionists'), allowing for true peace along the eastern coast of the Med. Sea.

We'll stick him in our factbook once we finish it ...

OOC: Ok...but he's in my Jerusalem.... (Main WA includes Israel, Lebanon, parts of Syria, and Jordan).
Jeruselem
08-12-2003, 02:29
OOC: The real one spends his time calling for the destruction of Israel and saying that no Jews should be allowed anywhere on the Temple Mount (and a predecessor, a relative of Arafat, tried to get Nazi Germany to invade the British territory of Palestine or to at least help the arab muslims wipe out the Jews in Palestine)...but my organization of WA means that moderate Islam has won out over radical Islam (with the aid of the 'zionists'), allowing for true peace along the eastern coast of the Med. Sea.

We'll stick him in our factbook once we finish it ...

OOC: Ok...but he's in my Jerusalem.... (Main WA includes Israel, Lebanon, parts of Syria, and Jordan).

Our Jeruselem is basically any territory of the Kingdom of Jerusalem during the Crusades. Care for an alliance even if we confuse ourselves ...
Iuthia
08-12-2003, 02:40
Today, several very well-known clerics made a statement declaring that Al Anbar is the sole defender of the Muslim faith and has demanded that all Muslims, all over the world, assist Al Anbar in its struggle against imperialism and colonialism of Drakonian Imperium and their allies. Not only that, but they have also advocated the unity of all Arabs, worldwide.

Grand Ayatollah Al Sistani (Shi'ite) was quoted as saying: "From Egypt to Iraq, Arabs must unite to defend themselves from the outsiders. We must unite to defend our faith, our country, our land, and our families and friends from the Zionists and other infidels. We must unite under the one true Arab Leader, Saddam Hussein, Allah Protect Him, to return to our glorius status in the world, inshallah."

Clerical Comunity leaders of Iuthia's 32'000'000 Muslim population, issues a statement today...

After much outrage at the previous actions of this nation we would like to further condemn Al Anbar as a bad representation of the Muslim Faith, ever since the unfortunate incident in which Al Anbar arrested people from our nation, we have asked that all family be removed from their nation... only distant relatives remain and they are concidered to be anti-Iuthian anyways.

No longer do we veiw the Al Anbar leadership as truelly Muslim and we will ignore any idiotic requests for "holy jyhad".
08-12-2003, 03:08
If Al Anbar issues a jihad against Isochronous, it's allies, non-Muslims or friendly Muslim states, Al Anbar will feel the full brunt of the Royal Isochronous Armed Services.