NationStates Jolt Archive

A transmission comes over all TVs in the world.

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http://www.antimedia.net/awol/images/stormurinal.jpg
Candid bathroom shots!

http://figures.nohomers.net/Customs/Custom_Homer_as_Stormtrooper.jpg
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Improper use of droids!

http://www.12ftguru.com/gallery/photos/album01/groove_along.sized.jpg
Tripping back to the '60s!

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Banniated

Come on. It's a spoof in your honor man...

Also because I was bored.

And this is the only thread I'll ever create or reply to with this nation.

Come on. It's a spoof in your honor man...

Also because I was bored.

And this is the only thread I'll ever create or reply to with this nation.

I just wanted to tag the topic actually*shrugs*

"Hello? I'd like three thousand tapes please, no monthly membership junk. Thanks."

"This is Bob Smith. I'd like to order 1 tape. Does it come in unmarked packaging so nobody knows whats in it? It does?? Great!! Here's my credit card number...."

You scare Russian troops.

I'd like to order 28 billion taped to be dropped as one lump, by military aircraft, onto a major metropolitan area.

-SbW- Special Weapons Division

You scare Russian troops.

He didn't post any pictures of scared Russian Troops! OMG IT TEH END OF TEH UNIVERS!!!!!111111111