You want to bring Ultra Jesus down, do you?
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Imperial Forces
06-12-2003, 05:53
How about NO.
-Grand Master Roac, The Sacred Empire of Imperial Forces
http://www.ameritech.net/users/rwatson2002/jan18_plate1.gif
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Atlantian Outcasts
06-12-2003, 05:56
ok, that's it.
*takes out the BIG guns*
Aequatio
06-12-2003, 05:58
The scene was that of the days of old, with Premier Bomfy and Chief General Jason Taylor fighting with each other as Bomfy tried to reach for the big red button situated on his desk.
"Don't be such a loser, just let me nuke him..." said Bomfy as he gave the general a punch to the gut.
"Goddamnit, you know we can't carpetnuke nations anymore like we used to... people will actually get upset that we're hurting the environment." said Taylor as he pushed the Premier back into his chair and put the plastic cover back down over the button.
"You suck, you used to be cool." commented Bomfy as he went back to work with the report on the national budget.
http://www.redsun.org/images/lenin.gif
Premier Bomfy
Centrist Republic of Aequatio
Atlantian Outcasts
06-12-2003, 05:59
who wants to see someone's (Ultra Jeasus's) Ozone obliterated?
I have a good plan...go away and never come back.
I respect the your view, but that is just it, they areYOUR fews. I'm not religous, but I don't like when other people make fun of other religons. I try to repsect all religons.
Imperial Forces
06-12-2003, 06:00
who wants to see someone's (Ultra Jeasus's) Ozone obliterated?
You'll have to beat me to it.
*Luanches REBS*
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TJHairball
06-12-2003, 06:02
In your brief time here as "Ultra Jesus," you have proceeded to troll a great deal. Please desist.
If he is jesus I'd be a muslim right now, I'd go on constant killing sprees, I'd burn churches. Lets thank god, not jesus, it does not come to that.
Nianacio
06-12-2003, 06:06
What's that thing poking out the side of the bunny? O_o
Stares at red button on desk...
*drums fingers and keeps slyly glancing back at the button when he turns away, begins sliding hand towards button and starts rubbing it.*
It's so red and shiney and tempting...
Crimmond
06-12-2003, 06:15
Ultra Jesus has attracted the attention of certian other people displeased with the unlawful use of the name...
http://www.dalliance.net/b3ta/war_statue.jpg
Nianacio
06-12-2003, 06:16
There's a hand attached to a knee in that picture...
Aequatio
06-12-2003, 06:17
Ultra Jesus has attracted the attention of certian other people displeased with the unlawful use of the name...
http://www.dalliance.net/b3ta/war_statue.jpg
You need one with Jesus helping out at the flag raising at Iwo Jima... any leet photoshoppers out there?
Crimmond
06-12-2003, 06:18
There's a hand attached to a knee in that picture...:shock: AAAH!!! JESUS MUTATED!!! AAAAAH!!!
Crimmond
06-12-2003, 06:20
You need one with Jesus helping out at the flag raising at Iwo Jima... any leet photoshoppers out there?How about troops from Imperial Forces declaring victory over a convention center?
http://www.legionxxiv.org/lrgstiwojima/lrgstiwojima.jpg
That good enough?
Aequatio
06-12-2003, 06:25
How about troops from Imperial Forces declaring victory over a convention center?
http://www.legionxxiv.org/lrgstiwojima/lrgstiwojima.jpg
That good enough?
That'll do... until I learn how to use PS.
OOC: Situation in hand? No-one need any tectonic insults
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100894
I have also devised a thread teaching the under-endowed how to insult.
Atlantian Outcasts
06-12-2003, 14:40
*fires morning Star V*
MWHAHAHAHA.
Jeruselem
06-12-2003, 14:52
He just insulted 25% of our population. He's now the list of anti-semitic nations we have to watch if we things get out of hand.
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Jeruselem
06-12-2003, 18:59
All the Jewbies is a-scared of Ultra Jesus. They should just listen to the bunny and get it over with.
You have been warned about your behaviour. Any nation who worships and listens to talking satanic toy bunnies is not to be taken seriously.
Comes Ricardvs I Iervzalem
Minister for Foreign Relations
http://www.imperiosud.com/aoe/aok/animaciones/caballero.gif
Crimmond
06-12-2003, 19:03
Hmmm.... how many holes can you put in the ozone bfore the world starts to die?
Ah, who cares. Someone give these guys an Ultra-Tan.
I would, but nation has a 'nice-guy' reputaion as of late and I don't want to blow that on a n00b.
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The Iron Lords
06-12-2003, 19:24
Since we have recently promised to get rid of all of our chemical and biological weapons, we have found the perfect way. It takes away the cost and danger of burning them and gets rid of an annoying nation.
All bombers have launched, All missles are fired.
Bye-bye.
Atlantian Outcasts
06-12-2003, 21:03
OOC: Alright, if you want to attack, go right on ahead: I won't listen.
I made this nation because I was bored. Then I started pissing people off, and it was hilarious. Too bad some of those greatest threads got deleted.
As for the "omg wut a n00bie" comment: Jew.
my god, Nanakaland was right. You shouldn't play NS when your board. I'll be damned.
Nianacio
07-12-2003, 03:15
I Likes THe BUnnyDoes it make you a happy clown? :)
The Sultan loves Ultra-Jesus with all of his heart, and hereby recommends that Ultra-Jesus be promoted to moderator. Ultra-Jesus is only trying to enlighten us to the plight of the non-jewish non-gay Jesus in all of us. If only we could listen to his great words and recognize him for the messiah his is, then all the badness and the Judaism in the world would disappear! We must HEED the words of the bunny and the Ultra-Jesus, for he is great! Hullabaloo!
P.S. Ultra-Jesus I love you and nobody can take that away.
Atlantian Outcasts
07-12-2003, 03:39
The Sultan loves Ultra-Jesus with all of his heart, and hereby recommends that Ultra-Jesus be promoted to moderator. Ultra-Jesus is only trying to enlighten us to the plight of the non-jewish non-gay Jesus in all of us. If only we could listen to his great words and recognize him for the messiah his is, then all the badness and the Judaism in the world would disappear! We must HEED the words of the bunny and the Ultra-Jesus, for he is great! Hullabaloo!
P.S. Ultra-Jesus I love you and nobody can take that away.
ya, well Poseidon want's tio give you an Immortal wedgie
Note. i realizicataly rp bunnies(I don't want to explain) so I am pissed at the waste of breath. time to roll out the IGNORE cannon and dust it off.
http://rpstudios.ian-justman.com/junk/CGgoods/Ignoremk-iii-OWNED.jpg
Western Asia
07-12-2003, 03:40
My view of things: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2298982#2298982
Nianacio
07-12-2003, 03:49
Not the ignore cannon! :o:shock::evil::cry:
Atlantian Outcasts
07-12-2003, 03:50
Not the ignore cannon! :o:shock::evil::cry:
rofl.
Crimmond
07-12-2003, 05:34
ya, well Poseidon want's tio give you an Immortal wedgieAnd he could do it to. Take a look at his hand for petes sake!
http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/poseidonhand.jpg
Atomic Wedgies have nothing on that.
Atlantian Outcasts
07-12-2003, 05:44
ya, well Poseidon want's tio give you an Immortal wedgieAnd he could do it to. Take a look at his hand for petes sake!
http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/poseidonhand.jpg
Atomic Wedgies have nothing on that.
damn strait.
Ha! The joke's on you! The Sultan doesn't wear underwear!
Atlantian Outcasts
07-12-2003, 14:23
Ha! The joke's on you! The Sultan doesn't wear underwear!
:shock: I didn't need to know that
Does he wear pants?
~Random Thelasian Citizen
*Looks hard at big red button, above it is written "Ortillery" Continues to think about it, then decides that it would be a waste of good armarments*
Trailers
07-12-2003, 15:05
..
http://www.satanstephen.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/flagz0r.gif
Traileric Empire
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Atlantian Outcasts
08-12-2003, 02:57
The Sultan loves Ultra-Jesus with all of his heart, and hereby recommends that Ultra-Jesus be promoted to moderator. Ultra-Jesus is only trying to enlighten us to the plight of the non-jewish non-gay Jesus in all of us. If only we could listen to his great words and recognize him for the messiah his is, then all the badness and the Judaism in the world would disappear! We must HEED the words of the bunny and the Ultra-Jesus, for he is great! Hullabaloo!
P.S. Ultra-Jesus I love you and nobody can take that away.
See? Not everyone hates me. Scaraba is obviously a well-rounded non-Jew-Homosexual-Mexican-Mormon-Protestant. I should just round up all the people like him and start a mass genocide. With the bunny as Commander in Chief of the military. Which would fail.
oh, now you want to get rid of Prodostents, eh? (I'm a Methodest in RL. I found you just annoying before, but now IT IS ON)
Posiedon swares that if you lay one hand on the people of Atlantis, you will feel the wrath of the Gods
Crimmond
08-12-2003, 03:01
OOC: Actually I think he was saying he WAS a protastent, he just added one too many hyphens.
*yawns*
This homophobic rascist jester is starting to get boring, same old anti-jew BS they all say. He's just afraid of homo's becuase he gets abused by his gay father. :twisted:
(Homo's stay away from me, I stay away from them. Nobody gets hurt. ;))
Nianacio
08-12-2003, 18:37
So he's planning on killing all people of Nianacio's predominant religion...I don't see Ultra Jesus lasting much longer...
I'm sick and tired of all this jibber-jabber. Ultra Jesus has an in-alienable right to hate the Jews. After all, they killed him and his mother. If you fools are too ignorant to realize this, then screw all y'all. Jesus is fa-sheezus, and let him be as hatin' as he wants. All true Christians recognize his greatness and revere him.
Atlantian Outcasts
08-12-2003, 18:48
I'm sick and tired of all this jibber-jabber. Ultra Jesus has an in-alienable right to hate the Jews. After all, they killed him and his mother. If you fools are too ignorant to realize this, then screw all y'all. Jesus is fa-sheezus, and let him be as hatin' as he wants. All true Christians recognize his greatness and revere him.
actualy, it was the Romans who killed Jeasus, not the Jews. And I don't remember reading about anyone killing Mary
Tactical Grace
08-12-2003, 18:50
Locked. Official warning for trolling and flame-baiting. Amusing or not, if you continue, I will request your deletion.
Tactical Grace
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