NationStates Jolt Archive

The Tooth! Hahahahahaha :P :P :P

*Finds a tooth*
*Beats the tooth*

My national currency is made of plastic. 8) Well, the banknotes are...

The Pound Sterling beats any currency :P

you may think so, but when people worry about how their 'tooths' are being spent, I get a kick out of it :P


oops, forgot, this is also me, lol

Hmmm, seems you might have a serious crime problem with serial curb stompers.......... :wink:

crime? bah, I just ordered this to happen;

"This 'slippery slope' argument has got me thinking," says Police Minister May Silk. "You know, it would be a lot easier to fight crime if we watched people all the time. Not with cameras, of course. That's clearly an invasion of privacy. But how about a national database of our citizens, coupled with compulsory ID cards and barcoding? It would stop crime dead in its tracks."

:P

seems like you'd have a difficult inflation problem; does your Treasury department act as the tooth fairy or what?

Dentist drill beats the tooth...

but an apple beats the dentist.

A worm beats the apple, but is beaten by the tooth of the dentist.

Hmm.

Nothing beats the bottlecap. *nods*

seems like you'd have a difficult inflation problem; does your Treasury department act as the tooth fairy or what?

something like that;)

so realy...dentist's are sitting on a goldmine?


i mean, they can lend out sets of false teeth, and charge, say, a wisdom tooth in interest?

so realy...dentist's are sitting on a goldmine?


i mean, they can lend out sets of false teeth, and charge, say, a wisdom tooth in interest?

*Starts to laugh. Then abruptly stops...*

Nearly funny...

Whats to laugh at?

:wink:

Whats to laugh at?

:wink:

you wish your currency was the Bling Bling :shock:

haha

Caveymen uses the lizard tooth

Please. I use electronic money that is worth four times the USD.

I don't know how much the lizard tooth is compared to the USD. Caveymen has "Economy: All-Consuming". Can you tell from that, or did you pick 4x arbitrarily?

Please. I use electronic money that is worth four times the USD.Electronic money is teh bad. Unless you want all small transactions to be done by barter.

Please. I use electronic money that is worth four times the USD.Electronic money is teh bad. Unless you want all small transactions to be done by barter.Barter? Why? All transactions are automatic. Scan your retina and boom, the proper amount is deducted immediatly. All vendors are required to have such systems to obtian a business licence.

Will parents have retina scanners so they can give their kids allowances?
Will old people have retina scanners so they can pay people to do their yard work?
Will people holding garage sales because they desperately need money have retina scanners?

-dp-

I don't know how much the lizard tooth is compared to the USD. Caveymen has "Economy: All-Consuming". Can you tell from that, or did you pick 4x arbitrarily?

Crimmond?

I just made that up off the top of my head. I started out saying it was worth twice as much and slowly increased it by closing off my nation and making sure that the money transfers were controlled strictly.

I just made that up off the top of my head. I started out saying it was worth twice as much and slowly increased it by closing off my nation and making sure that the money transfers were controlled strictly.

Ok I don't know much about economics. All I know is that my nation makes lots of money and then gives 90% of it to the government.