05-12-2003, 12:15
I, as the President of the FOD, am announcing vacancies for the FOD.
The current officials are as follows:
The delegate - Our Leader Leverandon - for life
President- Stanistani
Executive Vice President In Charge of Dustbunny Naming – Vacant
Head Of Little Intelligence - Vacant
Listens To Voices in Their Heads - Vacant
Head Of DustBunny Spy Network - Vacant
Our Victims: Everyone in Coronado who has DustBunnies under their bed or behind their computer desk.
You must meet or exceed the following requirements for the positions. A full list of requirements and the actual job of the position can e-mailed by telegramming me, Stanistani. But I probably won't answer unless you make some sort of wild accusation...
President:
Must be an active NS member and have at least 10 opinions at any given time. Must actively argue with and publicly disrespect the current members and abide by all FOD regional acts and laws. The President must have willingness to compromise between the DustBunnies and the FurBalls. The President will be the go between for the delegate and the rest of the FOD. The President will have the power to immediately eject a member from the FOD without proof of reasoning abilities. The entire FOD will be notified of the decision of the President. He will make all the announcements and proclamations for the FOD. All reports and findings are given to him as he is the keeper of all DustBunny intelligence information. This position requires that the President change their mind no less that 5 times a week.
Executive Vice President In Charge Of DustBunny Naming:
Must be an active NS member and have at least 7 opinions at any given time. Must jump up and down frequently and shriek "Loofa! Loofa!" The EVPICODN must have a willingness to help and support the President cook chili at any time.
Head Of Little Intelligence: HOLI
This official is also required to be an NS member. This title requires that this nation disclose any and all information that the President requests. If the HOLI refuses, they will be slapped repeatedly with a whitefish.
Listens To Voices in Their Heads: LTVITH
This official is not required to be compos mentis. This title requires that this nation disclose any and all information gained from the secret transmissions received in their tooth fillings. The LTVITH should wear a black robe and silk executioner's hood at all times.
Head Of DustBunny Spy Network: HODSN
This official is not required to be a human. The HODSN is in direct contact with our DustBunny agents, and spends a lot of time in your closet, breathing shallowly.
The FOD isn't just an organization of people that have delusions of power. We are a select group of people that have no life and like to antagonize others. We are like a secret police with decoder rings and we make sure the region stays safe, if not sane. We have many DustBunny agents and at least 1 agent is on at all times of the day so that we can make sure the region stays safe and sorry. We propose and enforce regional laws and acts that others ignore. We also report all nations that we suspect to be "stinkin' multis" to the leader of the DustBunnies, Elliot (last seen lurking in a dustbin, eyeing some paper shreds).
The current officials are as follows:
The delegate - Our Leader Leverandon - for life
President- Stanistani
Executive Vice President In Charge of Dustbunny Naming – Vacant
Head Of Little Intelligence - Vacant
Listens To Voices in Their Heads - Vacant
Head Of DustBunny Spy Network - Vacant
Our Victims: Everyone in Coronado who has DustBunnies under their bed or behind their computer desk.
You must meet or exceed the following requirements for the positions. A full list of requirements and the actual job of the position can e-mailed by telegramming me, Stanistani. But I probably won't answer unless you make some sort of wild accusation...
President:
Must be an active NS member and have at least 10 opinions at any given time. Must actively argue with and publicly disrespect the current members and abide by all FOD regional acts and laws. The President must have willingness to compromise between the DustBunnies and the FurBalls. The President will be the go between for the delegate and the rest of the FOD. The President will have the power to immediately eject a member from the FOD without proof of reasoning abilities. The entire FOD will be notified of the decision of the President. He will make all the announcements and proclamations for the FOD. All reports and findings are given to him as he is the keeper of all DustBunny intelligence information. This position requires that the President change their mind no less that 5 times a week.
Executive Vice President In Charge Of DustBunny Naming:
Must be an active NS member and have at least 7 opinions at any given time. Must jump up and down frequently and shriek "Loofa! Loofa!" The EVPICODN must have a willingness to help and support the President cook chili at any time.
Head Of Little Intelligence: HOLI
This official is also required to be an NS member. This title requires that this nation disclose any and all information that the President requests. If the HOLI refuses, they will be slapped repeatedly with a whitefish.
Listens To Voices in Their Heads: LTVITH
This official is not required to be compos mentis. This title requires that this nation disclose any and all information gained from the secret transmissions received in their tooth fillings. The LTVITH should wear a black robe and silk executioner's hood at all times.
Head Of DustBunny Spy Network: HODSN
This official is not required to be a human. The HODSN is in direct contact with our DustBunny agents, and spends a lot of time in your closet, breathing shallowly.
The FOD isn't just an organization of people that have delusions of power. We are a select group of people that have no life and like to antagonize others. We are like a secret police with decoder rings and we make sure the region stays safe, if not sane. We have many DustBunny agents and at least 1 agent is on at all times of the day so that we can make sure the region stays safe and sorry. We propose and enforce regional laws and acts that others ignore. We also report all nations that we suspect to be "stinkin' multis" to the leader of the DustBunnies, Elliot (last seen lurking in a dustbin, eyeing some paper shreds).