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And the Oscar goes to...

The SLAGLands
05-12-2003, 05:13
...LORD REAVER OF PANTERA, FOR HIS ROLE IN WHERE THE NAKED MONKIES CHIRP! CONGRATULATIONS!

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Wololo
Minister of The Academy
The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands

(OOC: Inside joke. =P)
Goobergunchia
05-12-2003, 05:14
...LORD REAVER OF PANTERA, FOR HIS ROLE IN WHERE THE NAKED MONKIES CHIRP! CONGRATULATIONS!

http://invisionfree.com:54/40/9/upload/p1229.jpg
Wololo
Minister of The Academy
The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands

(OOC: Inside joke. =P)

For those on #nationstates.

We congratulate Lord Reaver on his accomplishment.

Lord Goobergunch, Goobergunchian President
Founder of the DU Region.
imported_Pantera
05-12-2003, 05:22
I... I don't know what to say.

First I would like to thank Angelus because she's uber hot in that leather, SLAG for being so damn Slaggy, numerous deities, both Pagan and otherwise, Kain Irenicus for having absolutely no interation with me whatsoever, Lady Siri for letting me kiss on those pointy ears, Mistor Melkor for doing whatever it is he does, Empress Joanna of Lavenrunz for being a saucy wench, the makers of Animal Crackers, Jack Daniels, every south american who has picked a bushl of Marijuana so that I may stay amused with Ns, AMF for being my partna in crimes against humanity, Beeker for filling General with nonsensical rambling I refuse to read, Ramen Noodles, Tool, Led Zeppelin, Adult Swim, my kitty Sergeant Pepper, Alcona and Hubris for having absolutely no interaction with me whatsoever, and finally...

GOATSE, for being my inspiration throughout the trials and tribulations of this road of horrors we call Nationstates.

ROCK AND ROLL!
Phyrric
05-12-2003, 05:50
(standing ovation)

Bravo, BRAVO!

(whistles and chants)

Great Job!
Crimmond
05-12-2003, 05:59
*blink*

Ooooookay.......

*backs away slowly**keeps smiling**doesn't make eye contact*
imported_Pantera
05-12-2003, 06:02
*blink*

Ooooookay.......

*backs away slowly**keeps smiling**doesn't make eye contact*

The Lord Reaver fights back to the podium.

OH OH! And Crimmond, for the hot weekend on the beach we spent... Oh! Uh.. Uh... Crimmond! For being one of my APTO Gangstas! Yeah. For that...
Phyrric
05-12-2003, 06:08
*blink*

Ooooookay.......

*backs away slowly**keeps smiling**doesn't make eye contact*

The Lord Reaver fights back to the podium.

OH OH! And Crimmond, for the hot weekend on the beach we spent... Oh! Uh.. Uh... Crimmond! For being one of my APTO Gangstas! Yeah. For that...

Now, hot weekend on the beach, THAT is a story I want to read about. Details, speech, details.
Crimmond
05-12-2003, 06:09
*stops backing away and runs away**far far far away*
imported_Pantera
05-12-2003, 06:11
No details! Look! You've embarrassed Crimmond. Needless to say, there were trout and midgets by the thousands, all of wh9om were hopped up on smack and dressed in leather. It was HOT!

*stops there*
Bajon
05-12-2003, 06:13
*points at Crimmond running away and laughs*
*looks around the room and realizes he's never RPed with Pantera*

*slowly backs out of the room before something can be thought up by lord reaver*
Crimmond
05-12-2003, 06:14
*Comes back dressed up as Jesus, riding a Panzer*

Ok... time to be quiet, Mr Reaver... I happen to like to get my kicks above the waistline. No offense to midgets, of course.
Phyrric
05-12-2003, 06:15
*Comes back dressed up as Jesus, riding a Panzer*

Ok... time to be quiet, Mr Reaver... I happen to like to get my kicks above the waistline. No offense to midgets, of course.

roflmfao
imported_Pantera
05-12-2003, 06:16
*laughs hysterically* Muahahhahaghahahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!

Oh my god... MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE STARTED SLAG! FOR SHAME!
Crimmond
05-12-2003, 06:20
*waits for a 'Jesus in a Steel Penis' joke to be made**prepares response to it*

Hint. :wink:
Goobergunchia
05-12-2003, 06:30
You mean the Jehovah?
Crimmond
05-12-2003, 06:33
You mean the Jehovah?Eh? You named a steel penis Jehovah and stuck Jesus in it?
Adejaani
05-12-2003, 06:50
Go Pantera? :lol:
05-12-2003, 06:51
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imported_Pantera
05-12-2003, 17:21
*strokes his ego*

Please, by all means, praise me some more!
05-12-2003, 17:24
I think I should probably get an Oscar for my role as 'Newbie' on 'NationStates.' God I rocked that role.
HotRodia
05-12-2003, 17:34
I think I should probably get an Oscar for my role as 'Newbie' on 'NationStates.' God I rocked that role.

Don't you mean "n00b"?
Crimmond
05-12-2003, 17:37
No. There is a BIG difference in newbie and n00b.

Basicly a newbie is a new person. A n00b is a pain in the ass newbie.
HotRodia
05-12-2003, 17:42
No. There is a BIG difference in newbie and n00b.

Basicly a newbie is a new person. A n00b is a pain in the ass newbie.

Ah! Then I nominate my self for best n00b!
imported_Pantera
05-12-2003, 17:43
HEY! Enough of this BS. Take it somewhere else! This thread is for the praise of ME!
HotRodia
05-12-2003, 17:45
Fine. *grumbles under breath* All hail Pantera!
05-12-2003, 17:51
Kain Irenicus for having absolutely no interation with me whatsoever

Why thank you. I pride myself on my support...or lack of.

Oh damn, does this count as interacting? *dies*

Here is some help for all you people. Got a jam jar which does not have a lid? No problem! Simply turn it upside-down and BAM! Instant lid.
Crimmond
05-12-2003, 17:57
*stands up on the tank and looks around* Hey... I bet'cha I could call my ma from up 'ere...

HEY MA! GET OFF THE DANGED BLASTED ROOF!!!

What was you a'sayin' Pantera?
05-12-2003, 17:58
"Cowardly weaklings, prepare to be the receivers of a speech so mighty, it´s might is matched only by the sheer magnificent might of the speaker, the great chancellor in charge of a bunch of stuff!"

"Hullo. I am the chancellor. Now without further ado, the emperor of the eye of the mung would like to say a few words."

"You pestilent bott-sole lickers, do you think that your might means anything at all in comparison to the all-knowing and all-seeing emperor of all time and eternity? Well it doesn't! So there! You insignificant invertebrates can all suck my mouth-slime for dinner, and for eternity! And furthermore, Pantera´s performance was one to induce projectile vomiting in a crowd-full diseased peasants who had the misfortune of being exposed to it!"

"Which is not a pretty sight, believe me!"

"The emperor has spoken! You may now return to your doldrums, or simply kill yourself!"
05-12-2003, 17:59
"THINK OF THE CHILDREN!"
Crimmond
05-12-2003, 18:00
:shock: Uh... um....

ANNEX 'IM!!! :lol:
05-12-2003, 18:02
"God will lightning bolt your rectum for that blasphemy."-some random religous guy.
imported_Pantera
05-12-2003, 18:02
:shock: Uh... um....

ANNEX 'IM!!! :lol:

*snickers* If he wasn't a new nation, I would probably commita few warcrimnes for his... speech. But, he's a n00b nation, and if I did conquer him it wouldn't mean anything.
HotRodia
05-12-2003, 18:05
Speech

I retract my nomination of my self as best n00b, and give it to His Mightyness.
Crimmond
05-12-2003, 18:06
OOC: I now award this thread with the best award we can give...

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/award-warning.jpg

IC: That dude needs to chill.

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/zonker.jpg
Zonker Harris
Crimmond New Age Guru
Former Hippy
Quote: "What you guys need is to relax and get a good supply of weed..."
Aelosia
05-12-2003, 18:15
*Sees Pantera and realize that she has never RPed with him*
*Start throwing rice at him, as in a wedding*

"Well, what the hell, I suppose I should praise you"
imported_Pantera
05-12-2003, 18:16
*dodges the rice and retaliates by throwing a brick*
Aelosia
05-12-2003, 18:20
*Falls to the ground with the brick embedded in the forehead, stars appearing around her head*

A strange guy approached Lord Reaver. "Dude, I think you overreacted, you know?. You're expending too much time with that Demian guy"
Sambizie
05-12-2003, 18:25
{****} The Sambizie Times - "This stunning performance is sure to leave the crowds speechless".....

{*****} Uganda Journal/Sentinel - "A five star performance by the Lord Reaver for his stunning roll as the "Naked Monkey Chirper".


(****1/2} M'watsana Post - Citizens overwhelmed....(another) Pantera Holiday Passed. This film is "pivitol", said a Sambizie moviegoer.

Interview Exclusive:

We managed to catch up with one the co-stars. When asked what he thought about this breathtaking performance by the Lord Reaver, He promptly "dropped" his pants and stated, "Chirp...Chirp."
Wombat News
05-12-2003, 18:29
**rubs hands together**

#tag for Wombat News#

WN
05-12-2003, 18:31
"Witches, pond scum, vagrants and other undesirables! The Chancellor Who Is Quite Nice Actually would like to announce an announcement!"

"Hi! I´m the chancellor! My most benevolent yet beastial, butterfingered yet baby-eating emperor of The Eye Of The Mung would like to sneer a little bit, scream at the top of his lungs, vomit all over you and leave you in a pit of his own undigested filth!"

"Your insignificant promises of violence, territorial violation and other forms of juvenile sandwich roughhousing mean nothing to me! I goad at your little sisters with my bellybutton! I cram the visage of my grinning face into the very eyeballs of your aunties! And tell your wives they will soon be recipients of small but sturdily built lacrosse sticks (you know, like the ones you can buy in beach party packs) to the head!"

"Well, there he goes again, our emperor! And here I go, your chancellor! Did I mention I'm a personal friend of yours?"

"The shining beacons of our hope and redemption have spoken! Huzzah!"
Eris Kallisti
05-12-2003, 18:37
*gigglefit*

*Cheers for Pantera and throws a party... as if EK needs a reason to throw a party* w00t! party at my place *passes out party hats*
Crimmond
05-12-2003, 18:37
This guy is out to beat Rockaway Beach for funniest n00b.
AO Centaurs
05-12-2003, 19:22
congrat's Pat. One what exactly, our top sciantists are still trying to figure out.

(j/k. Although I realy don't know what "WHERE THE NAKED MONKIES CHIRP" is. I'm guessing an RP..... *walks off pondering*)