Gay county established by Thoralbania
The government of Thoralbania has responded to the wishes of its gay citizenry in establishing a gay only county. Only gay people may live and/or work in the county. But the county is open to straight visitors to explore the cultural delights and buy the products. The county covers an area of approximately 2,500 square mile in, until now, unoccupied teritory.
The government has provided some seed capital and a raft of tax breaks so that gay people are attracted to the new county.
The government was persuaded to create the gay county and support it because the society of Thoralbania has long respected gay art and culture and knows that most of the really great artists and creative people and intelligent people world wide throughout history have been either gay or bisexual. The government hopes to establish a thriving gay county full of fantastic new ideas so that Thoralbania is enriched both economically and culturally.
The Thoralbanian Secretary of State for Cultural and Economic Affairs is currently undedrtaking a world tour to the top 20 nation states to sell the idea and hopefully open Thoralbania's doors to major amounts of tourism.
Views are sought as to whether this idea will take off and thrive or not.
LOL I always love hearing about this kinda stuff... ending discrimination by enforcing segregation lol
Fuggolia
04-12-2003, 19:55
How about this for a tourism Advert--
"Come to Thoralbania! Feel a Man"
So i take it most of your citizens weren't born in the country?
LOL I always love hearing about this kinda stuff... ending discrimination by enforcing segregation lol
Lol
No segregation intended - gay people still allowed to live in the rest of Thoralbania. It's just the duller part of the population that can't live in the new county. Well, it's only fair, they couldn't possibly be expected to keep up with the brilliance of their gay brothers and sisters - they'd only feel inferior and unloved. Far kinder to keep them out - far!
Yours
Clarice Cockett
Minister for Culture and the Economy
LOL I always love hearing about this kinda stuff... ending discrimination by enforcing segregation lol
Lol
No segregation intended - gay people still allowed to live in the rest of Thoralbania. It's just the duller part of the population that can't live in the new county. Well, it's only fair, they couldn't possibly be expected to keep up with the brilliance of their gay brothers and sisters - they'd only feel inferior and unloved. Far kinder to keep them out - far!
Yours
Clarice Cockett
Minister for Culture and the Economy
How about this for a tourism Advert--
"Come to Thoralbania! Feel a Man"
Marvellous! Can we use it, what is your fee?
I do so love a person who can enter into the spirit of a thing. You are quite right of course, sex tourism is part and parcel of the new gay county. There is no censorship or curtailment of liberties in Thoralbania - sell you apples, sell you cars, sell you bodies, sell your books, sell whatever you want, so long as you find a willng buyer. But never harm anyone else and don't let them harm you or yours . That's it really - Thoralbania's philosophy of life in a nutshell.
Yours
Clarice Cockett
Minister for Culture and the Economy
Daamfeck
04-12-2003, 21:33
If you ever get invaded by some Nazi Americans, telegram me, and I'll bomb 'em to hell.
Fuggolia
05-12-2003, 04:06
No fee, but lets negotiate package holiday deals for my homosexual citizens
Jeruselem
05-12-2003, 04:16
Interesting idea. Any Jeruselem citizen caught in the county when they come home will have to talk to the Inquisition about their "experiences" ...
What about bi-sexuals? They get the best of both worlds eh? 8)
So whats next?? Building a big wall so that the gays can be protected from
persecution.
This sounds just like what the Nazis tried to do. :twisted:
So whats next?? Building a big wall so that the gays can be protected from
persecution.
This sounds just like what the Nazis tried to do. :twisted:
NO, no, no dear. No walls are necessary. We all love our gay boys and girls in Thoralbania - we have a healthy and respectful attitude to difference. A separate gay county is not about segregation or ghettos, but tapping into the brilliance of the gay mind for art and culture. They're just better at it than everyone else. And they know how to throw the best parties.
Take a flight into Thoralbania why dontcha girl! Our national airline,
ThorAvia is cheap and frequent and fast. You can't miss the planes. The paint job is an intense, solid pink and the theme carries through into the cabin, where the seats, walls and floor are all decked out in pink faux fur.
Collectively, we're calling these aircraft, "The Queens' Flight".
Don't be shy, come over to our place and play - you know you want to.
Yours
Clarice
Population in 100 years = 0
Work it out.
Interesting idea. Any Jeruselem citizen caught in the county when they come home will have to talk to the Inquisition about their "experiences" ...
The Inquisition eh? A very limited and specialist sexual taste - all that roasting over a slow flame and body parts squeezed into new and varied shapes by no-brain men with too many muscles. Makes me shudder darling, but if your people are that eager to taste those sorts of "delights", well as I've said, there is no censorship in Thoralbania and nothing is forbidden. Consent and freedom of action is everything. So come on over and bring your own hand-cuffs big boy, someone will oblige, so long as you pay up.
Clarice
Population in 100 years = 0
Work it out.
You silly billy. The gay population won't die out. Who do you think gives birth to gay people in the first place? There is a sexually active straight population in Thoralbania, the majority in fact. Did it never occur to you that the roughly 5%-10% gay people of any population were born into households just like yours?
Work it out.
Love C.