NationStates Jolt Archive


One billionth Spyran born!

Spyr
04-12-2003, 19:01
Sithin, capital city of the People's Republic of Spyr (http://www.freewebs.com/strain)

--Associated Press live report--

[a young announcer stands in front of the camera. Behind her in the street can be seen an excited crowd, while beyond them the tall, black shapes of the Spyran Presidential Tower, and Sithin's other tall buildings, form the skyline].

"The nation of Spyr has been consumed with celebration today, as its one billionth citizen was born just before dawn this morning, at the Iyarii National Hospital here in Sithin. A holiday was declared, and as we speak, people are pouring out onto the streets to join in the impromptu festivities.
We take you now to a spech which is about to be given by the leader of Spyr, President-for-Eternity Stephen Strain, from the Presidential Tower."

[the image changes over to a view of the Presidential Tower, where the President can be seen on the balcony, about to begin his speech].

"People of Spyr! You and I have gone through much... through turmoil, through revolution, and now through prosperity. The birth of this child is not significant merely because it marks a numerical milestone... though such is a source of pride, to be sure. Rather, it is significant because we have all come together, we have acted with dedication and perseverance, and now this child can grow up, along with all the other children born today, or yesterday, or tomorrow, in a better world then that in which we spent our youth.

There have been difficulties, but we have overcome them. There may be difficulties in the future, but we will overcome them as well, for as long as we are unified in truth and in purpose, we shall be able to stand firm and build a better world.

I encourage you all to take a moment today to celebrate, and to reflect upon, all that we have achieved in this nation over the past years. Speak to each other, commune with Heaven and Nature, and look towards the future, and all the things we must still preserve, and accomplish."

[the President leaves the balcony amidst thundering applause, and the camera pans down to view the celebrating crowds, as the first of several popular-music bands begin to play]
North Yaman
04-12-2003, 20:54
OOC: Congrats Spyr...the August Empire was probably never as powerful as Spyr is now.

May Lyong-ti, in any of his incarnations, watch over his ancestral kingdom...the people of the Wan-zoku never forgot the glory of the Dragon of Heaven.
Tord
06-12-2003, 05:45
A group of Tord officials arrive in Sithin with a large cage covered in fine silk drawn by sixteen horses.
"A gift from the Kingdom of Tord, her Majesty congratulates you and your Nation on its past and continued prosperity and growth."
The veil is removed from the cage revealing a fine gilded cage full of snow-white doves. One of the officers climbs to the top, and opens the cage, releasing the doves.
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Back in Tord, Patricia was unable to attent the festivities in Spyr due to political business at the Spyran Embassy.
"Mmf...ah....smmmf"
Patricia was having tea with her good friend Alexi Hay from the Nation Of Spyr.
Patricia and Alexi separated for a moment.
Patrici: "A pity I was unnable to attend the festivities in Spyr, but you bring up some pressing matters that must be looked after right away."
Alexi: *rearranging his collar and hair* "Well, your highnes, as much as it pains me to be away from Spyr at this joyous time, I believe it was worth it to perform my suties here. Tord will soon be having a celebration of this I immagine, it doesn't have far to go to catch up to Spyr."
Patricia: "Well then, we shall have to remedy that sometime."
At that the two resumed their tea...not too much of it was spilled.
North Yaman
06-12-2003, 23:52
OOC: And then they do the sex on the table...
Spyr
07-12-2003, 01:13
[OOC: Wha? How dare you defile my wondrous thread with your dirty talk of sex?! That has no place...

... well, I guess this is a thread about giving birth to a billion babies, isnt it...

...and, since Spyr doesnt have cloning or artificial insemination...

...ok, so apparently I've just announced that Spyrans have gotten laid at least a billion times... probably closer to two...

.... well, damn it all to....]

*and so, another person attempting a serious IC announcement spontaneously combusts*
Tord
07-12-2003, 04:57
(OOC: Okay guys, no, NO! There was no sex, none! She's still very christian, so she doesn't believe in the puntang before marriage, I'm serious, no booty for Alexi...yet anyway. That comes later when I rp the wedding. For now, its serious snuggling, thats it.)
Spyr
07-12-2003, 13:39
[OOC: ... sez the guy whose pop just broke a billion...]
Tord
07-12-2003, 23:24
(OOC: REEEEAAALLLLYY?!?!?!?!! WHOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *breaks open a bottle of champane*)
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Celebrations start up in Tord as it reaches its billion population mark, and so the Two nations join together in a massive celebration of...sex....
North Yaman
08-12-2003, 08:06
OOC:You guys put me to shame with your damnedable "old" and "large" nations...

hey...I should be as big and powerful as you guys! And I'll ignore you until I am!

...sorry everyone reading this...inside joke alert...I'm really not that stupid...