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Roania Pharmaceuticals Shopfront

04-12-2003, 09:45
To the honored rulers, we are pleased to show you are new range of items, to suit all proffesional classes. We hope that you will find our wares useful, and become repeat customers.
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Lady Karolyn Von Klyne
CEO of Roania Pharmaceuticals


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Healthstick
Our health sticks were recently voted 'Best first aid kit' by the Roanian Legions. They can quickly destroy a viral or bacteria infection by bombarding the infected skin with gamma radiation, speeding up the healing process and also lowering the pain. Recently legislated Roanian law says that all homes must be in possession of at least one health stick, so you know they work. They come in three seperate strengths: Civilian;Industrial;Military. Civilian healthsticks last for around 3 months, and are sold only in locations which have a RP subsidary or building nearby. They can also be purchased from your nearest pharmaceutical shop. Industrial healthsticks last for 1 year, and are generally not sold to governments. Military strength healthsticks last one year, but also increase the gamma radiation to near-danger levels, meaning that the either soldier can get up faster, or be buried. We sell them for around NS$88,000 for 200. It is our duty, as citizens of this world, to make them as cheap as we can, in order to put a faster end to pain and suffering. Also, we will sell civilian healthsticks through our wholesaler in Roania, at around NS$3000 for twenty.

RP is not responsible for any loss of life or prosperity caused by healthstick usage. Any actions you take with them once they are in your hands is your business. Known side-effects include: Loss of hair; joint pain. Mutation occurs in around 0.01% of all users.

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Mentat
Here at Roania Pharmaceuticals, we strive to draw people away from dependence on machines. That's why, when the Ordos Mentat (based in Fort Derricks) went public, we bought it out and incorporated it. Mentats are basically human computers, with minds capable of thinking faster than all but the most advanced mainframes. A side effect of their training is that they can also, to a limited extent, predict the future, or at least perceive the various paths the future might take. Once they have joined your court, company, or advisors, they can provide valued insights into any situation. Several of them also have become fine tacticians, or soldiers. One Mentat per customer. Cost is NS$300,000,000. Or, if you'd prefer to enroll some of your people at the Ordos Mentat, than it's only NS$1,000,000 per student, and you may enroll as many as you can afford.

Artificial Limbs
In Roania Pharmaceuticals, we pride ourselves on our willingness to help others. Our customers are our major concern. We strive to make your lives better. And thus, we offer you the first full replacement limbs. What you do is simple. You send us a scraping of your skin to our labs in Assington. There, we will grow you a new limb, completely identical to the old. We can also grow new body parts, new hearts, anything. And for a low cost of NS$1,000,000, to keep our wonderful treatments available for the entire population of earth.

A word on clones and gholas
I would like to take this moment to announce that at no times has Roania Pharmaceuticals ever engaged in the unwholesome practice of cloning living or dead people, and restoring personalities. These are absolute lies, and anyone interested should certainly not send a transmission to us, with 20 billion NSdollars.

A word on biological weapons
Anyone interested in purchasing biological weapons specifically tailored to form a specific effect, or target a specific race, should not under any circumstances send us a transmission detailing the race/effect, and providing 100 million NSdollars.

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Roania
04-12-2003, 10:16
<Yes, this is my major company. Yes, it's not a person about to be blown to tiny pieces>
Lapse
04-12-2003, 10:26
*tag*

i might come and buy some stuff later on
Assington
04-12-2003, 12:41
Assington is grateful to have such products readily available within the nation due to Roania Pharmaceuticals being based there.

:D

The government shall enact advertising campaigns to promote the purchase of these products among the populace.
imported_Foolish Pesants
04-12-2003, 13:26
At this point, the Government of Foolish Pesants, refutes claims that a transmission has been sent, and defenitly did not send any money (20 Billion NSD) concerning the embedding of personalities onto clones.
Roania
05-12-2003, 00:30
We shall begin whatever it was you did not want us to do immediately.
The Underground City
05-12-2003, 00:56
We would like to purchase 20000 military health sticks, and enrol a student at Ordos Mentat.

NS$9,800,000 is on its way.


~Emperor Michael Trent of The Underground City (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=93423)

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Roania
05-12-2003, 04:14
That comes to NS$9800000... minus NS$2 million for being a Roman Catholic nation... so that's NS$7800000
Roania
15-12-2003, 06:44
<Why not? <BUMP>>
29-12-2003, 14:32
hihi i was just wondering how much ur health sticks are



To the honored rulers, we are pleased to show you are new range of items, to suit all proffesional classes. We hope that you will find our wares useful, and become repeat customers.
http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:-bXM4z-OQ1cC:www.tavistock.on.ca/graphics/businesswoman.jpg
Lady Karolyn Von Klyne
CEO of Roania Pharmaceuticals


http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:hMy_HB3_HBAC:www.anonlineshop.com/bloominbananas/Glowstick.jpg
Healthstick
Our health sticks were recently voted 'Best first aid kit' by the Roanian Legions. They can quickly destroy a viral or bacteria infection by bombarding the infected skin with gamma radiation, speeding up the healing process and also lowering the pain. Recently legislated Roanian law says that all homes must be in possession of at least one health stick, so you know they work. They come in three seperate strengths: Civilian;Industrial;Military. Civilian healthsticks last for around 3 months, and are sold only in locations which have a RP subsidary or building nearby. They can also be purchased from your nearest pharmaceutical shop. Industrial healthsticks last for 1 year, and are generally not sold to governments. Military strength healthsticks last one year, but also increase the gamma radiation to near-danger levels, meaning that the either soldier can get up faster, or be buried. We sell them for around NS$88,000 for 200. It is our duty, as citizens of this world, to make them as cheap as we can, in order to put a faster end to pain and suffering. Also, we will sell civilian healthsticks through our wholesaler in Roania, at around NS$3000 for twenty.

RP is not responsible for any loss of life or prosperity caused by healthstick usage. Any actions you take with them once they are in your hands is your business. Known side-effects include: Loss of hair; joint pain. Mutation occurs in around 0.01% of all users.

http://www.gamespy.com/articles/february01/emperormovie/dune3a.jpg
Mentat
Here at Roania Pharmaceuticals, we strive to draw people away from dependence on machines. That's why, when the Ordos Mentat (based in Fort Derricks) went public, we bought it out and incorporated it. Mentats are basically human computers, with minds capable of thinking faster than all but the most advanced mainframes. A side effect of their training is that they can also, to a limited extent, predict the future, or at least perceive the various paths the future might take. Once they have joined your court, company, or advisors, they can provide valued insights into any situation. Several of them also have become fine tacticians, or soldiers. One Mentat per customer. Cost is NS$300,000,000. Or, if you'd prefer to enroll some of your people at the Ordos Mentat, than it's only NS$1,000,000 per student, and you may enroll as many as you can afford.

Artificial Limbs
In Roania Pharmaceuticals, we pride ourselves on our willingness to help others. Our customers are our major concern. We strive to make your lives better. And thus, we offer you the first full replacement limbs. What you do is simple. You send us a scraping of your skin to our labs in Assington. There, we will grow you a new limb, completely identical to the old. We can also grow new body parts, new hearts, anything. And for a low cost of NS$1,000,000, to keep our wonderful treatments available for the entire population of earth.

A word on clones and gholas
I would like to take this moment to announce that at no times has Roania Pharmaceuticals ever engaged in the unwholesome practice of cloning living or dead people, and restoring personalities. These are absolute lies, and anyone interested should certainly not send a transmission to us, with 20 billion NSdollars.

A word on biological weapons
Anyone interested in purchasing biological weapons specifically tailored to form a specific effect, or target a specific race, should not under any circumstances send us a transmission detailing the race/effect, and providing 100 million NSdollars.

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQDVAkwV0*AWXsZxsQCCTaI55C9LaJ!zWDGBrlelhS0ftXZPsrrrtuEazAH5D!Y1HnMO22*CG6iUzat1!wpwJwSeImD0da3D4Jf ALMnbHVs/rps1.jpg?dc=4675449454683152777
Iuthia
05-01-2004, 10:16
At this point, the Government of Foolish Pesants, refutes claims that a transmission has been sent, and defenitly did not send any money (20 Billion NSD) concerning the embedding of personalities onto clones.

OOC: Ha... well done, I think I'll remember that one.