NationStates Jolt Archive

This is OOC!

Say the dumb, stupid, idiotic, completely worthless, or hilarious laws in your country!

In TOC:

Atheists must pay the Government a yearly Tax, and pay for a License to legally allowed to not Believe in God.

Sundays ares days of observance, and should be days of Church and Rest. Strenious Activity on Sunday is looked down upon, for you are not respecting God's good work.

it's illegal to wear socks that do not match.

Every boy must be named John.

Churchfaring people have to pay a Air-breathing tax, a Soul-Tax, a Believing in God Tax, a Believing in Jesus Tax, a Walking to Church Tax, a Prayer Tax.

Atheists are given Tax breaks for every documented Case of Christian Ridicule.

:lol:

The government has a right to moniter your IP address activities and get Library file info and tap your phone line without a warrant if they get even the slightest anonymous tip that you could be a terrorist

Not having any money is illegal, and is punishable by up to a §250 fine. ;)

Not having any money is illegal, and is punishable by up to a §250 fine. ;)

lol, that the best one yet.

1.-Non elves must wear a distintive badge in a visible place.
2.-You need to pay a montly based tax for being a christian or a muslim. The money is used to pay for the damages that the fanatics of those religions inflicts periodically.
3.- It's forbidden to use butter knives. You must use a spoon.
4.- Having a bad body odor or a unpleasant smelling is illegal. The punishment is a fine.
5.- Unkempt clothes must be publicy burned.

Here's another from TOC:

Suicide is a considered a Capital Crime (Meaning it can be punishable by Death)

hehehe

Beverages with more than 10mg of caffeine per Fluid ounce are illegal
alcoholic beverages are illegal
porn is illegal
tobacco is illegal
being a hippie is illegal
being a baptist is illegal
The Boy Scouts is a Tax-Sponsored program
The Air force has no jurisdiction under 5000 feet over cities
All citizens must wear electronic id rings

blah blah blah

1. Everyone must be Monotheistic... now.

((Actual wording of the first law of Roania))

2. Failure to comply with the demands of a superior noble, means that the noble can order you killed.

3. Being illiterate is punishable by death, or being sent to TOC.

1. Everyone must be Monotheistic... now.

((Actual wording of the first law of Roania))

2. Failure to comply with the demands of a superior noble, means that the noble can order you killed.

3. Being illiterate is punishable by death, or being sent to TOC.Define Monotheistic

And kids are punishable by death?

1. Everyone must be Monotheistic... now.

((Actual wording of the first law of Roania))

2. Failure to comply with the demands of a superior noble, means that the noble can order you killed.

3. Being illiterate is punishable by death, or being sent to TOC.Define Monotheistic

And kids are punishable by death?

Christianity (Specifically Roman Catholicsm and Eastern Orthodoxy, the 'only' Christianity)/Judaism (specifically, Conservative Judaism)/Islam(Specifically Sunni Islam)

It's never come up.

In the Dominion...

...The maximum speed limit for a unicycle is 40 KPH, 60 KPH on highways.

...If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the toll. (Actually a Florida law)

...Belching the alphabet is not covered under freedom of speech.

...Bagpipes are not musical instruments. Under the law, they count as a military weapon, albiet one that requires no permit to operate.
(Actually a facet of British law that came about so that they could execute bagpipers captured when the Scots rebelled. It was upheld when a British man attempted to fight a citation for breaching a local ordinance that said he could not play musical instruments in public. Citing this ancient ruling, he declared that his bagpipe was not a musical instrument, but rather an instrument of war. The judge promptly threw the case out and had him arrested on weapons offences.)

...Officers above the rank of Major or Lieutenant Commander may summarily execute a set number of subordinates per month without legal reprecussions, that number to be determined by their rank. Note - Officers who abuse this law tend to be executed under its provisions.

...Dogs, cats, fish, and llamas may not vote in municipal or provincial elections, except in the Province of Fairlee, the only province yet to pass such a law. (Federal elections, however, are not covered under these laws.)

...No person may conceal a rocket launcher on their person in any manner.

1. Everyone must be Monotheistic... now.

((Actual wording of the first law of Roania))

2. Failure to comply with the demands of a superior noble, means that the noble can order you killed.

3. Being illiterate is punishable by death, or being sent to TOC.Define Monotheistic

And kids are punishable by death?

Christianity (Specifically Roman Catholicsm and Eastern Orthodoxy, the 'only' Christianity)/Judaism (specifically, Conservative Judaism)/Islam(Specifically Sunni Islam)

It's never come up.I said define Monotheism, not give examples of...

Not like any Raysian in their right mind would set foot in your nation ;)

All Dutch Marines must recieve fresh fruit every 2 weeks.

No wars will be fought on weekends.

All Dutch Marines must be provided a tent no matter how mild the weather or how short the overnight stay is.


(real Dutch Marine's code)

OOC:

Making fun of the King's weight in public or private (that is, if the secret police hear you) is punishable by death. By squishing.

Not having any money is illegal, and is punishable by up to a §250 fine. :wink:

Good one, that is hard to beat.

Suicide is a crime punishable by execution.

Satan Worshipping is punishable by Firey death ;)

How fitting

* It is illegal to walk ino certain parts of the rejistanian rainforest (for some minorities these places are inhabited by gods)
* Internet pages are not allowed to send cookies, if you haven't confirmed it.
* If a company controls more than 50% of the market, itis not allowed to advertise any more.

A few laws of the Most Holy Empire of Isam

Blasphemy in any way, shape or form is punishable by death
Note that saying something like "God, this is good" does not count as blasphemy but rather as thanking God for whatever you're saying is good.

Atheists and buddhists (considered a form of atheism) may be deported after two weeks of residence in the Empire. Refusal to be deported is punishable by death

The Ten Commandments Law:
Intential or explicit violation of any of the Ten Commandments is puishable by crucifixion until death
-Theft of any amount over 500 IFU (approx. £1000, or $1500) is punishable under the Ten Commandments Law

Failure to attend church on Sunday without a valid and good reason is punishable by a fine and lashing in a public square

Working on Sunday morning is punishable by a fine and public lashing
Working on a Sunday afternoon is punishable by lashing
This law does not apply to those workers with Wednesday Sabbath Passes (the Sabbath in Isam is set for different days for different people, so that the Empire keeps running)