NationStates Jolt Archive


Government Corruption

Draconis Nightcrawlis
03-12-2003, 19:44
A report today has announced that corruption within the Draconis Nightcrawlis government has risen drastically in the last year. The government has denied these reports, but press releases from the UN say otherwise.

Draconis Nightcrawlis is ranked 1st in the region and 823rd in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
Menelmacar
03-12-2003, 20:21
It's official, Menelmacar's government is cleaner than many of those in CACE.

A United Nations study has revealed that Menelmacar's government is substantially more honest than several leading CACE governments.

The study revealed Menelmacar to be ranked 55,815th in the world for government corruption.

SeOCC was ranked 49,213th, with its puppet-states Tellenic Aperin and Terronos at 32,028th and 54,350th, respectively. Celdonia was placed at 51,734th, Xikuang was 40,509th, and Free Outer Eugenia was 34,733rd. Several leading members of IFTA - the treaty commonly referred to in civilized circles as "Unconditional Surrender" for it's sovereignty-maiming terms, were also found to be rife with nepotism and dirty dealings in comparison with fair Menelmacar. Tanah Burung placed 34,733rd, Sacco and Vanzetti rung in at 38,714th, Monkecia was 45,081st, and Hell Bovines was 43,742nd.

Likewise, the Reich also fared badly. Rose-Teresa was 40,561st, Iesus Christi was 26,797th, Taranaki was 10,069th, Nitemere was 10,560th, St. Dominic was 10,559th, Vegana was 6,144th, and HARU placed an astounding 416th.

The Elentári said today that, "while there is more corruption than we would prefer to have here in the Eternal Noldorin Empire, and measures will be taken to root it out, the problem remains well under control. We wish the anticapitalist nations the best of luck in rooting out their own endemic corruption."

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Crownguard
03-12-2003, 20:40
The Nation of Crownguard must ask all who are concerned on this phenomena, "Without corrupton, how else will all those politicians survive on government pay?"
Vegana
03-12-2003, 20:43
Statement from the Benevolent Jaar:

"The elven harlot claims our governement is corrupt! How could that be? The benevolent Jaar is the Governement!"
03-12-2003, 20:44
The Nation of Crownguard must ask all who are concerned on this phenomena, "Without corrupton, how else will all those politicians survive on government pay?"
Just remember, with government pay comes free benefits like 100% free healthcare. And in some cases, free housing.
Plus you get paid back for the gas you use.
03-12-2003, 20:47
I am number 5475 on the list for the south pacific region.
That's out of 6232 nations in the region total. I am among the least corrupt (lowest 2000).
Crownguard
03-12-2003, 20:58
The Nation of Crownguard must ask all who are concerned on this phenomena, "Without corrupton, how else will all those politicians survive on government pay?"
Just remember, with government pay comes free benefits like 100% free healthcare. And in some cases, free housing.
Plus you get paid back for the gas you use.

Oh Im not complaining..its jsut that politicians would starve. They dont do "real" work.....


Benefits of a military dominated state: Everything, heh.