I am preparing to help!
This land mine issue is a big problem. If anyone knows who still uses landmines please give me the name of there nation. So I can consult with them. But if they do not co-operate with UN regulations about land mines being not legal than I will send many UN troops to there nation and I will end the land mines from ever making it out of the assembly lines. PLEASE TELL ME WHOMEVER STILL USES LAND MINES!!!!!!!!!!
The Newer England
03-12-2003, 19:44
I do. 8)
The door to the prime ministers office burst open.
"Sir!"
"Yes?"
"Turn on your TV!"
"Why? Is it urgent?"
"No not really."
"Then why did you burst in the door?"
"I tripped..."
"Oh? WHy should i turn on the TV?"
"A new nation is challenging much older nations if they have landmines."
DarkSith Mars Colony
03-12-2003, 20:09
Well, well, mister...
WE use landmines on warfare.
And WE are NOT in the UN. So we won't comply.
And WE are in Mars. The planet, you know. Up in the sky.
Now, MAKE ME!
We use land mines, come get some.
The New Russia
03-12-2003, 20:18
We don't have landmines.
*hides sonic landmine under be*
A plain, manilla envelope arrives in the mail. Inside is a single cassette tape with the following message:
"I am Arch-Magus J.R., Leader of the United States of the Necropublican Cabal, and reperesentive of the Elder Gods. We do not just employ land mines to protect our national sovereignty, but sell them to other nations who also wish to use them for that purpose. To do so is our divine right, and now you seek to deny us that right by force. It is bad enough that the United Nations stifles their own members by medling in their internal affairs, but now it seeks to export it's tyranny to non-member states. Any attempt to deny us our rights as a sovereign nation by force will be considered an act of war and we will respond appropriately. This is a promise"
"Sir, some nation is attempting to force us to demine our borders"
"What? We can't do that! You know how fragile the situation is in Konath don't you!"
"Well, yes sir I suppose so"
"So ignore the bloody country and get on with your work"
"Yes sir"
"Oh, and one more thing"
"Yes?"
"Start laying more mines around the edges of the Ansetorran salient"
"Yes sir"